I hope the Monday hasn't got you down. Also, for better or ..
I hope the Monday hasn't got you down.
Also, for better or for worse, I've discovered "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!" π
I hope the Monday hasn't got you down.
Also, for better or for worse, I've discovered "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!" π
It might be a bit chilly, but I can't wait to go out in this.
2021-11-21 18:38:12 +0000 UTC View PostSo, I'm new to this whole Christmas thing.
Santa's not going to visit me (I don't have a chimney), it isn't for another month, and I wont even have a family to celebrate with, but... it's kind of an exciting time of year.
It's been a long day of walking. I'm tired...
2021-11-18 17:34:20 +0000 UTC View PostEvery day of the week is going to feel like a Monday, with Halo: Infinite being out. π
I just want work to be over so I can plaaaay.
I'm sure the police didn't mind.
2021-11-15 10:19:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Remembrance Sunday today, so make the most of what you have and cherish it. That's how you honour the sacrifices made by servicemen around the world, ensuring our freedoms and current ways of life.
2021-11-14 11:35:05 +0000 UTC View PostSo, who wants to marry this? π²
2021-11-13 16:35:54 +0000 UTC View PostNashandra, Bride of the Abyss!!
Or something. I've been playing way too much Dark Souls lately. π
If you know, you know: [Try tongue but hole]
Battle of the bands.
These AOR sweethearts are in need of defending. Who gets your support?
Anyone willing to give me a real one to do this with lol?
2021-11-08 18:05:24 +0000 UTC View PostYeah, the full BJ video is coming...
2021-11-07 18:39:18 +0000 UTC View PostI can safely say it's been a very busy day.
2021-11-06 17:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Bonfire Night!
While all the fireworks in the world won't make up for the hectic work day I've just finished, the ability to buy and launch your own fireworks in the backyard has enabled me to launch my own clothing line.
Haha, get it? Launch my... like a firework? No...?
π
Okay, how about this?
Guess what Guy Fawke's favourite meal was.
Bangers and match!
π
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week in various levels of undress.
Forgive the blur. It's the camera that's been drinking, not me.
2021-11-04 18:21:13 +0000 UTC View PostMe, my little colourblast hoodie, and my strangely L'OrΓ©al-like hair.
2021-11-02 19:10:57 +0000 UTC View PostStay calm: the tremors you're experiencing aren't caused by sinister, subterranean worms. They're just booty quakes.
I wouldn't be surprised if a different type of graboid fancied snatching this up, though...
P. S. You get 10 points for understanding this lame-o reference. But hey, halloween was yesterday!
Happy Halloween!
This devilish set has definitely been one of my favourites to do. Now, excuse me. I have a cauldron to boil and pigeons to dissect...
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Happy Halloween Eve.
The Boner Bringer and the Boner Killer.
Don't think I've forgotten it's spooktober. I have lots of scary stuff coming up. It'll be a rollercoaster for your boner, not knowing if it should be hard and horny or soft and afraid.
These three pics are just a taste. Foreplay, if you will. π
So, I got a new light gadget. First time messing around with it.
2021-10-27 18:13:40 +0000 UTC View PostTechnically, today is also Funday.
Anyway, how do you feel about tye dye? π€
Feeling sexy today.
Justified?
I'll be honest with you all, I'm still up and down. I have the worst luck on the moon.
Horniness is unaffected doe.