


Happy Bonfire Night!
While all the fireworks in the world won't make up for the hectic work day I've just finished, the ability to buy and launch your own fireworks in the backyard has enabled me to launch my own clothing line.
Haha, get it? Launch my... like a firework? No...?
🙄
Okay, how about this?
Guess what Guy Fawke's favourite meal was.
Bangers and match!
😅
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week in various levels of undress.