Stay calm: the tremors you're experiencing aren't caused by ..
Added 2021-11-01 18:10:13 +0000 UTCStay calm: the tremors you're experiencing aren't caused by sinister, subterranean worms. They're just booty quakes.
I wouldn't be surprised if a different type of graboid fancied snatching this up, though...
P. S. You get 10 points for understanding this lame-o reference. But hey, halloween was yesterday!
