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Had a full-blown crisis, thinking I had misplaced my favorit..

Had a full-blown crisis, thinking I had misplaced my favorite toy. Almost sent out a missing persons report before I spotted it chilling on my pillow like it owns the place. Honestly? Kinda iconic.

For five whole minutes, I was about to accept a life of trag..

For five whole minutes, I was about to accept a life of tragedy… only to find it sitting exactly where I left it. This is why I cannot be trusted with responsibility.

Tore apart my entire bed thinking I lost it, only to realize..

Tore apart my entire bed thinking I lost it, only to realize it was sitting on my dresser like some kind of centerpiece. My guests are either very polite or just as freaky as me because no one said a word.

I panicked because I thought my vibrator was missing… turns ..

I panicked because I thought my vibrator was missing… turns out, I just forgot to put it away after using it. The real mystery is how it ended up on my nightstand, looking proudly on display. Should I start giving it a trophy? 😏

Stretched my arms this morning and somehow ended up in a pos..

Stretched my arms this morning and somehow ended up in a position that I am pretty sure belongs on a different kind of website… should I stay like this or get up? 😆

Was about to do something but then I moved in just the right..

Was about to do something but then I moved in just the right way, and now I am thinking… maybe I should take a little break first. Care to join? 😈

Started with ‘let me just sit down for a second’ and somehow..

Started with ‘let me just sit down for a second’ and somehow ended up squirming in my chair, questioning every decision I have ever made. Productivity? Never heard of her.

I had every intention of being a responsible adult today, bu..

I had every intention of being a responsible adult today, but then I shifted in my seat and—wow. Now I am just sitting here, biting my lip, and pretending like I do not need a moment to recover.

Tried to be productive, but then I sat down, crossed my legs..

Tried to be productive, but then I sat down, crossed my legs, and suddenly got distracted by how good I feel. Now my to-do list is untouched, but my imagination is working overtime… should I act on it? 😏

Good morning! I woke up with the sudden urge to be both sinf..

Good morning! I woke up with the sudden urge to be both sinful and adorable today. Which side should I start with? 😏

Some got in my hair. Some got on my chest. A few got in plac..

Some got in my hair. Some got on my chest. A few got in places I do not even remember standing near. Either I am bad at making shakes, or really good at something else. 😈

Imagine explaining to the gym staff why I am covered in susp..

Imagine explaining to the gym staff why I am covered in suspicious white splatters. “I swear it’s protein shake” does not sound any better out loud.

Tried to wipe it off, but now it is just smeared everywhere...

Tried to wipe it off, but now it is just smeared everywhere. This is NOT helping my case. At this point, I might as well commit to the bit and let you clean me up instead.

Is it just me, or has anyone noticed that vanilla protein sh..

Is it just me, or has anyone noticed that vanilla protein shake looks like cum? I forgot to put the top on before mixing and now I look like I lost a very aggressive game of “where do you want it?” 😏

Woke up fully prepared to be the reason someone’s mind wande..

Woke up fully prepared to be the reason someone’s mind wanders in all the wrong (or right) directions 😈 Who is brave enough to handle me this early?

Well, I have two options: change my number and move to a new..

Well, I have two options: change my number and move to a new country… or own it and invite him in. Thoughts? 😈

I sent a panicked “SORRY WRONG PERSON” message immediately a..

I sent a panicked “SORRY WRONG PERSON” message immediately after, but let’s be honest… the damage is done. Might as well live up to the reputation now. 😏

On the bright side, my order was delivered extra fast. On th..

On the bright side, my order was delivered extra fast. On the not-so-bright side, my food came with a side of humiliation.

Opened the door to grab my food, and we made brief eye conta..

Opened the door to grab my food, and we made brief eye contact. Pretty sure he knows. Pretty sure I can never show my face in this city again.

Tried to sext but accidentally sent my Uber Eats driver “I’m..

Tried to sext but accidentally sent my Uber Eats driver “I’m dripping for you” … so yeah, breakfast is going to be awkward. Do I tip extra or just never order again? 😭

The sun is up, the birds are singing, and I am already looki..

The sun is up, the birds are singing, and I am already looking like trouble. Let us make today one to remember… or at least one to moan about later 💦

I do not even know why I bother making plans when we all kno..

I do not even know why I bother making plans when we all know I am going to get sidetracked posing naked in front of my mirror. Honestly, I think I need a “professional excuse maker” at this point.

Was fully dressed and ready to leave, then thought, “Maybe j..

Was fully dressed and ready to leave, then thought, “Maybe just one quick pic.” Thirty minutes, a full photoshoot, and a completely abandoned schedule later… well, here we are.

Got distracted taking nudes and now I am late for literally ..

Got distracted taking nudes and now I am late for literally everything. Again. I swear I had every intention of being on time today, but then the lighting hit just right, and suddenly, my priorities changed. Can you really blame me? 😏

Good morning to everyone who woke up thinking of me… and to ..

Good morning to everyone who woke up thinking of me… and to those who did not—let us fix that immediately 😘

Can someone explain why I have a mystery bruise but zero mem..

Can someone explain why I have a mystery bruise but zero memory of how I got it? Either I am sleepwalking into walls, or I had a very eventful night and forgot to take notes.

Honestly, at this point, my thighs are like a scrapbook of q..

Honestly, at this point, my thighs are like a scrapbook of questionable decisions. Some of these bruises are from being clumsy… but some? Well, let’s just say not all “accidents” are bad.

Found a random bruise on my thigh… either I am too wild or j..

Found a random bruise on my thigh… either I am too wild or just a total klutz. Maybe both? One minute, I am living my best life; the next, my legs look like I lost a wrestling match with my furniture. Should I be concerned, or just take it as a sign of a good time? 😏

𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓Due to popular demand, I’ve made another amateur..

𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓

Due to popular demand, I’ve made another amateur solo video!

Please enjoy me in my bedroom squirting in my new lingerie. It’s very fun and natural with a real orgasm at the end!

I promise you won’t be disappointed. 🍑 ✨

Another day, another chance to make questionable decisions i..

Another day, another chance to make questionable decisions in the name of ‘self-care.’ Thinking today’s plan involves wearing something tiny, feeling myself, and sending you proof. Sound good? 🥵