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Some people sip tea with grace; I, however, turn every snack..

Some people sip tea with grace; I, however, turn every snack into a full-blown performance. At this point, I should just make a menu of “foods I should not eat in just anywhere.” Popsicles? On the list. Bananas? Banned. Lollipops? Absolutely not. 😈

It started so innocently, just a girl, a popsicle, and a hot..

It started so innocently, just a girl, a popsicle, and a hot day. Then I looked down, realized what I was doing, and suddenly felt like I needed to either start a career in ASMR or apologize to the frozen food aisle.

Told myself I would be classy today… then I deep-throated a ..

Told myself I would be classy today… then I deep-throated a popsicle without thinking. Some things are just instinct. One second, I was cooling off, and the next, I was making accidental eye contact with my neighbor through the window. Do I explain myself or just own it? 😏

Woke up feeling like a menace today, fully prepared to be th..

Woke up feeling like a menace today, fully prepared to be the reason someone’s mind wanders in all the wrong (or right) directions 😈 Who is brave enough to handle me this early?

Was not planning on getting turned on by an appliance today,..

Was not planning on getting turned on by an appliance today, but here we are. Should I finish the laundry or let the laundry finish me? 😈

They say laundry is a boring task, but that just means they ..

They say laundry is a boring task, but that just means they are doing it wrong. Who knew ‘spin cycle’ could have a whole new meaning? 💦

Sat on my washing machine during the spin cycle for scientif..

Sat on my washing machine during the spin cycle for scientific reasons… best decision of my life. Never thought I would be jealous of my own laundry 😏

Good morning! Woke up feeling like a menace today—fully prep..

Good morning! Woke up feeling like a menace today—fully prepared to be the reason someone’s mind wanders in all the wrong (or right) directions 😈 Who is brave enough to handle me this early?

Tried to stretch, but every move just made things jiggle in ..

Tried to stretch, but every move just made things jiggle in a way that had me completely losing focus. Maybe I should just film this ‘workout’ instead?

Was supposed to do a workout, but got distracted testing jus..

Was supposed to do a workout, but got distracted testing just how much support this bra actually has. For science, obviously.

Put on a sports bra with intentions… ended up just bouncing ..

Put on a sports bra with intentions… ended up just bouncing around and admiring the view. Honestly, I think I burned more calories just staring at myself than I would have at the gym. 😏

𝐒𝐔𝐍 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓You guys have been lightly nudging me for WEEKS fo..

𝐒𝐔𝐍 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓

You guys have been lightly nudging me for WEEKS for a longer squirt video, and it’s finally HERE! I don’t think I’ve EVER cum this hard in my life.

THIS VIDEO IS SO HOT. IT WILL MAKE YOU DIZZY!!

Woke up, checked my phone, and realized I have way too much ..

Woke up, checked my phone, and realized I have way too much teasing to do today. Should I start slow, or just ruin your focus immediately? 😘

I might just make a few risky choices today. Low-cut top? C..

I might just make a few risky choices today. Low-cut top? Check. Naughty thoughts? Always. A little secret under my skirt? Guess you will have to find out.

I mean I am feeling wild, flirty, and just a little bit misc..

I mean I am feeling wild, flirty, and just a little bit mischievous. Maybe I should put my hands to good use and test my own luck tonight—unless someone wants to take over? 😈

I mean I just tried on a tiny green outfit, and it is clingi..

I mean I just tried on a tiny green outfit, and it is clinging to all the right places. Should I keep it on or see how fast I can take it off?

I am not Irish, but I do enjoy getting lucky… and by "lucky,..

I am not Irish, but I do enjoy getting lucky… and by "lucky," I mean finding a snack I forgot about in my kitchen and finding the perfect excuse to wear barely any clothes today. Who is feeling festive enough to help me celebrate? 😏

Good morning! I stretched, I yawned, and somehow ended up in..

Good morning! I stretched, I yawned, and somehow ended up in a position that is definitely not safe for work. Should I stay like this or switch it up? 😏

Halfway through peeling my banana, I realized I was biting m..

Halfway through peeling my banana, I realized I was biting my lip and making things way too suggestive. At this point, I might as well embrace it.

Tried to eat my banana like a normal person, but somehow, it..

Tried to eat my banana like a normal person, but somehow, it turned into a full-blown performance. Pretty sure I just seduced my own breakfast.

The sun is up, and so am I… but let’s be real, I am way more..

The sun is up, and so am I… but let’s be real, I am way more interested in making you rise this morning. 😈

One juicy bite, and now my chest is wearing more strawberry ..

One juicy bite, and now my chest is wearing more strawberry than my mouth. Maybe this is fate’s way of saying I should just take everything off and go full dessert mode. Who is bringing the whipped cream? 😈

They said eating fruit was good for me, but they did not say..

They said eating fruit was good for me, but they did not say it would turn into a full-body experience. Now I am sticky, a little flustered, and suddenly in the mood for something even sweeter. Want a taste?

I was going for ‘hot and seductive’—instead, I am sitting he..

I was going for ‘hot and seductive’—instead, I am sitting here covered in strawberry juice like a delicious little disaster. Do I clean up or just embrace being a snack in every sense? 😏

Tried to be classy and take a slow, sexy bite of a strawberr..

Tried to be classy and take a slow, sexy bite of a strawberry… and now there is juice dripping down my chest like I just lost a food fight. Should I grab a napkin or let things get even messier? 🍓

Rise and shine! Or in my case, rise and realize I somehow lo..

Rise and shine! Or in my case, rise and realize I somehow lost my panties in my sleep. Should I bother finding them or just embrace the freedom? 😂

Lip gloss application: success. Everything else around me? S..

Lip gloss application: success. Everything else around me? Sticky disaster. At this point, I think my whole body deserves to be glossy. Should I keep going or do you want to come help clean this up? 😈

Put it on my lips, ended up wearing it like body lotion. How..

Put it on my lips, ended up wearing it like body lotion. How does this even happen?! Either I am the messiest person alive, or this was fate telling me to get a little extra dirty. Should I just roll with it? 😏

Lip gloss was supposed to make me irresistible, but now it i..

Lip gloss was supposed to make me irresistible, but now it is everywhere except where it is supposed to be. My drink, my hands, my skin—at this point, I might as well just spread it all over and call it a look. Thoughts? 😘

Put on lip gloss thinking I would be all cute and kissable. ..

Put on lip gloss thinking I would be all cute and kissable. Now my fingers are sticky, my cup looks like it lost a battle, and somehow… my thighs are involved. Do I clean up or just embrace the mess? 😏