$10 to make the towel go away

$10 to make the towel go away
2025-05-30 23:57:55 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are you looking at me like that?
2025-05-30 00:26:19 +0000 UTC View PostYellow light is the color of the gods ☀️
2025-05-15 18:04:13 +0000 UTC View PostOn a scale from $1 - $10, how would you rate my girth?
2025-04-01 00:50:56 +0000 UTC View PostGrape flavor! Tip $15 to see me fill’er up!
2025-03-10 22:59:45 +0000 UTC View PostCareful. You might get a little wet
2025-03-03 18:56:41 +0000 UTC View PostDo you prefer the light or the dark?
2025-02-27 00:04:57 +0000 UTC View PostA little measuring goes a long way
2025-01-30 20:03:31 +0000 UTC View PostThe new year is cold, but you don’t have to be
2025-01-17 18:35:13 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s the most magical time of the year! 🎅🏼 sit on my lap and tell me what you want
2024-12-18 19:41:57 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous today. Only $10 to finish off the purple-headed yogurt slinger
2024-11-20 21:06:26 +0000 UTC View PostI am a neck-romancer and I summon thee 😈
2024-11-05 01:13:06 +0000 UTC View Post$30 to see Wolverine cream a pie!
2024-10-29 00:49:42 +0000 UTC View PostSome people call them old man shoes. I call them comfortable.
2024-09-07 13:41:20 +0000 UTC View PostRelevant irreverence 💀💩L
$15 to see Wolverine make a Dead”pool” 😏 💦
Trying to get leaner 2024 summer body, baby
2024-07-11 19:43:52 +0000 UTC View PostOnly a little sweaty after a run in this hot weather 🥵
2024-07-04 21:57:41 +0000 UTC View PostLeg day pump was very satisfying today! 🏋🏻
2024-06-25 20:05:08 +0000 UTC View PostSeeing double? Fan of Jackson Pollock? $30 to see the reflective masterpiece I painted 💦 🖼️
2024-06-18 23:59:26 +0000 UTC View PostVibin’ with some purple chokehold 🎊
$20 to finish him!