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One of my subscribers requested farts through tighty-whities..

One of my subscribers requested farts through tighty-whities, which I had never done before. So thanks to him, here's a minute of it for you.

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"Vore Scientist and His Volunteer, Pt. 2," where he reports ..

"Vore Scientist and His Volunteer, Pt. 2," where he reports that his protective gear is dissolving, and I lose contact with him. But I'm already so horny from feeling him in my belly that I go ahead and shoot a load, enjoying the nutrition my volunteer provided for me. Guess I'll have to make some improvements for the next time as I look for the another volunteer.

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Additional still shots from "Vore Scientist and His Voluntee..

Additional still shots from "Vore Scientist and His Volunteer, Pt. 2."

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More still shots from upcumming "Vore Scientist" video, in p..

More still shots from upcumming "Vore Scientist" video, in progress.

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"Vore Scientist and His Volunteer, Pt. 1," where I have my v..

"Vore Scientist and His Volunteer, Pt. 1," where I have my volunteer suit up with special protective clothing, goggles and face mask so that I can shrink him down and swallow him whole. After he slides down my esophagus, we communicate by phone and he takes pictures of my insides. He's scared that his protective gear is dissolving, but I assure him he'll be okay. But is he, really? All I know is that feeling him sloshing around inside me gets me hard.

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Still shots from "Tighty-Whities Pt 2," where imagining you ..

Still shots from "Tighty-Whities Pt 2," where imagining you stroking your cock the same time I am, and edging with me, and getting ready to play with our cumloads drives me to distraction.

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"Tighty-Whities Pt 2," where imagining you stroking your coc..

"Tighty-Whities Pt 2," where imagining you stroking your cock the same time I am, and edging with me, and getting ready to play with our cumloads drives me to distraction.

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"Tighty-Whitie Verbal Solo, Pt 1." I realized after doing a ..

"Tighty-Whitie Verbal Solo, Pt 1." I realized after doing a custom video for a new subscriber, that I haven't done a solo verbal tighty-whitie jerk recording in a while. So kick off your shoes, settle back and instead of a sing-along, let's do a stroke-along.

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Still shots from "Vore Scientist and His Volunteer," a work ..

Still shots from "Vore Scientist and His Volunteer," a work in progress, cumming soon.

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Sunday's Sensuous, Sultry Safe Words: "Suck me dry and let's..

Sunday's Sensuous, Sultry Safe Words: "Suck me dry and let's fuck the bejeezus out of each other!" Enjoy.

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Have a Super Slutty Saturday and Whack the Willie Weekend!

Have a Super Slutty Saturday and Whack the Willie Weekend!

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"Bator Bud Pt 2," where I finish what I started yesterday.

"Bator Bud Pt 2," where I finish what I started yesterday.

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Fabulous Furry Friday having Fun with Friends. Feel like cum..

Fabulous Furry Friday having Fun with Friends. Feel like cumming over to play?

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"Bator Bud Pt 1." I don't have the strength yet to record my..

"Bator Bud Pt 1." I don't have the strength yet to record my special projects I promised my subscribers, so while I wait for my energy to return, I make do with a couple things I haven't tried before: a black rubber combination cock ring and ball stretcher, and a masturbation device. If I can't have you in the flesh, I'll just have to imagine it as I lube up and stroke.

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Happy Thick Thursday. If you can't get over here, I'll just ..

Happy Thick Thursday. If you can't get over here, I'll just have to slide on my combo ball-stretcher/cock ring and use the bator device while imagining your--which would you prefer? Throat, hole or both?

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Daddy's open for business. Hump Day Special: Hairy Hole appe..

Daddy's open for business. Hump Day Special: Hairy Hole appetizer, served on a bed of let us. . . with a side of eat me, and a dollop of I'll eat you. Cums with dessert platter, featuring cock du jour. Enjoy your meal!

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"Bathrobe Fetish," a compilation of clips from my Open Robe ..

"Bathrobe Fetish," a compilation of clips from my Open Robe Series, featuring some dirty talk, a bit of cock, ass, sniffing and cum.

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Wanna hang with me on the sofa, see what pops up?

Wanna hang with me on the sofa, see what pops up?

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More still shots from "Stepdad Part II." Shhhhh! Gotta be qu..

More still shots from "Stepdad Part II." Shhhhh! Gotta be quiet while we play, stepson. Wouldn't want to wake the others. What you wanna do with stepdad today?

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"Starting to Get Back to Normal" jerk session. Thanks for yo..

"Starting to Get Back to Normal" jerk session. Thanks for your patience as I continue to recover--5 days left of 2nd round of antibiotics. Cum less watery and discolored. Note to self: turn off overhead light when recording from below, to get rid of purple lines.

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"Thong Thung Blue." Doing my best to provide new content, bu..

"Thong Thung Blue." Doing my best to provide new content, but you'll see by the end that I'm all worn out. Little by little.

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One of my subscribers asked for pics of me in a thong. So he..

One of my subscribers asked for pics of me in a thong. So here they are, from "Thong Thung Blue," now playing.

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Still shots from "Stepdad Part II," where it's early morning..

Still shots from "Stepdad Part II," where it's early morning and we have to be quiet so we don't disturb those still in bed.

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"Stepdad Part II," where we have to be quiet so as not to di..

"Stepdad Part II," where we have to be quiet so as not to disturb the others. Full disclosure: I am still healing a month after a medical procedure, on a 2nd round of antibiotics for a resistant strain of UTI. Good new is, my cum is getting less watery and discolored, though I am still short of breath with exertion. I hope to be back to normal soon. Fingers crossed that my cum gets back to thick and creamy with increased volume. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

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Still shots from "Stepdad," Part I. Now showing.

Still shots from "Stepdad," Part I. Now showing.

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"Stepdad Pt. 1." Stepdad is in his pajamas doing some early ..

"Stepdad Pt. 1." Stepdad is in his pajamas doing some early morning work, just down the hall from his stepson, who suddenly appears, still in his pajamas, too. Stepdad knows what he wants, and he's gonna get it. But they have to be quiet so they don't disturb the others.

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Say your prayers and worship the holy orgy while we still ca..

Say your prayers and worship the holy orgy while we still can. Father is here to take your confession. Would care to sin a bit more while we're at it?

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Just a short clip of me practicing my verbal priest fantasy,..

Just a short clip of me practicing my verbal priest fantasy, before I get around to recording a full length version.

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Happy Hump Day, and Erection, Er, I mean Election results?

Happy Hump Day, and Erection, Er, I mean Election results?

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A lot to unpack here. First, I am recovering from a medical ..

A lot to unpack here. First, I am recovering from a medical procedure that included two catheterizations. So at this time I'm having difficulty getting hard, and when I finally do shoot my load, my cum is watery and discolored. This is temporary, I hope. Second, some say it is the sound of my voice that turns them on, so there's a lot of talking about online scams, and drawing the line between fantasy and reality. Third, I mean no disrespect to Asian or Black men when I mention the online scam patterns I've experienced lately. I tried to be inoffensive as possible, but the scam attempts have been too similar too often, to be a coincidence. Thus, my references to Asian and Black "playbooks" on the "dating sites."

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