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I'll gladly Tap, Tug, Tickle you Tomorrow, if you'll Tease, ..

I'll gladly Tap, Tug, Tickle you Tomorrow, if you'll Tease, Train, Take me Today. Deal?

"Ballbusters." First there are 3 short videos with a focus o..

"Ballbusters." First there are 3 short videos with a focus on my hairy balls, then a full length verbal vid that includes a bit of ball-whipping with a cat-o-nine-tails, ball worship and lubing those suckers up before unloading on my thigh.

Another Monday; don't forget to vote if you haven't already...

Another Monday; don't forget to vote if you haven't already. If you could make one of these pics come to life in your bedroom, which would you vote for?

Sweet, Sexy Sunday for Savoring a Sassy Surprise until you a..

Sweet, Sexy Sunday for Savoring a Sassy Surprise until you are Satisfied.

"Jockstrap Play," a compilation of 6 jock videos for those i..

"Jockstrap Play," a compilation of 6 jock videos for those into sniffing, jerking, rubbing, and otherwise fiddling with athletic wear designed to protect male genitalia, but also used here for erotic expression.

10 minutes of hole worship, thanks to a subscriber's request..

10 minutes of hole worship, thanks to a subscriber's request. Enjoy your weekend!

I am so ready. Are you? Happy weekend!

I am so ready. Are you? Happy weekend!

That was a wild Halloween party last night. Thanks for stayi..

That was a wild Halloween party last night. Thanks for staying over. How about I whip up an omelette this morning? After breakfast we can snuggle until we're both hard again, then celebrate a happy November!

NovemberbyThomas Hood No sun — no moon! No morn — no noon — ..

November
by
Thomas Hood

No sun — no moon!
No morn — no noon —
No dawn — no dusk — no proper time of day.
No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
No comfortable feel in any member —
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds! —
November!

But Take Heart
by
Michael
Yes cock - yes balls!
Yes nips - yes holes -
Yes fucking - yes sucking - yes farts and yes pisses.

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

A super silly Halloween ballet for you. Enjoy the holiday, a..

A super silly Halloween ballet for you. Enjoy the holiday, and be safe while having a blast. XO

Happy Halloween! After the parties, parades and reveling in ..

Happy Halloween! After the parties, parades and reveling in the streets, stop on by and let's get to fucking either in costume or out! Be safe. Have fun!

My 1st year anniversary on OnlyFans is November, so I made t..

My 1st year anniversary on OnlyFans is November, so I made this compilation of me topping this year's favorite men. I love getting fucked, but now it's all about servicing the hottest of the hot, including @mrcosmouniverse @evansterlingxxx @ftldaddy1965 @benjamingreyxxx @leograndxxx @uncut finn with a cameo from hubby @hairyartist.

Attention, soldier! Let me see some military squats on my di..

Attention, soldier! Let me see some military squats on my dick, push-ups with my cock in your mouth, sit-ups with your tongue in my hole. Sir, yes sir! Or if your Halloween fantasy requires we reverse roles, let's do it! Happy Halloween.

Tight, Tough, Totally Tasty Tuesday. What should we share to..

Tight, Tough, Totally Tasty Tuesday. What should we share today?

Cum take an outdoor shower with me at Club Ft. Lauderdale, a..

Cum take an outdoor shower with me at Club Ft. Lauderdale, and let's see what mischief we might get into before all the huge Halloween parties. The weather's perfect!

Foot fetish greatest hits, from my solo vids and collab with..

Foot fetish greatest hits, from my solo vids and collab with hubby, @hairyartist.

Before you start the work week--got a minute to explore me w..

Before you start the work week--got a minute to explore me with your imagination? I recall before I retired, shooting a load on a Monday before the commute got me in a positive state of mind. Have a great week!

One of my fans suggested it would be more macho-manly if I r..

One of my fans suggested it would be more macho-manly if I recorded a video without speaking. I want to give everyone what they want at least once, so here's a Halloween video, "Naughty Priest." If you are also one who prefers non-verbal, let me know and I will make another.

Panty play this Sexy Sunday. Want to join in the games? Mayb..

Panty play this Sexy Sunday. Want to join in the games? Maybe take turns with the blindfold, sniffing our way to the prize? Or is there another game you have in mind?

"Houseboy 2, Part II," where hubby @hairyartist and I finish..

"Houseboy 2, Part II," where hubby @hairyartist and I finish our demonstration and instructional videos for our beloved houseboy, who has done such a good job of taking care of us on so many levels. No pressure, but if he wants to put some of our ideas into practice later, we'll compensate him in a variety of ways. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Sit on me this Sexy Saturday, or I'll sit on you. Or take tu..

Sit on me this Sexy Saturday, or I'll sit on you. Or take turns? What's your pleasure?

"Houseboy 2, Part I," where hubby @hairyartist and I praise ..

"Houseboy 2, Part I," where hubby @hairyartist and I praise the efforts of our houseboy, and ask if he's ready, willing and able to take it to the next level. We record a couple instructional videos for him to take home and study before he decides, but either way he deserves a raise and bonus for all his hard work. We are so proud of him!

Wanna cum help celebrate another Fabulous Fat Cock Friday?

Wanna cum help celebrate another Fabulous Fat Cock Friday?

Teaser for "Houseboy 2." Part I dropping at midnight Friday;..

Teaser for "Houseboy 2." Part I dropping at midnight Friday; Part II dropping at midnight Saturday, with hubby, @hairyartist. Our houseboy worked out so well, we decided to give him a raise, a bonus, and a couple videos to take home and study in case he's comfortable taking it to the next level. We show him how we like our cocks sucked, and our asses worshiped. Fun, fun for everyone!

Hey, Good-looking. What you got cooking? How's about cooking..

Hey, Good-looking. What you got cooking? How's about cooking something up for me? Happy Thursday!

Happy Hump Day. Give me a hand tidying up and I'll give you ..

Happy Hump Day. Give me a hand tidying up and I'll give you a hand at whatever you like.

Halloween Special. "Dr. Jerkoff and Mr. Mature." Some erotic..

Halloween Special. "Dr. Jerkoff and Mr. Mature." Some erotic silliness to get you in the spirit of the upcumming holiday.

Happy Tuesday. Here's "Cumpilation#7" with a couple of doubl..

Happy Tuesday. Here's "Cumpilation#7" with a couple of double-cum scenes for those who love cumplay, cum-eating, cum dripping and so on. Enjoy!

Time for another Terrific Tuesday. Tumescent Tubesteak or Tu..

Time for another Terrific Tuesday. Tumescent Tubesteak or Turgid Tool, anyone?