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2024-12-08 04:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostMe waiting patientky for my take out order.
2024-12-08 04:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of dogs love car racing?
Lap dogs.
2024-12-08 03:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostLibrary patron: Do you sell any books on paranoia?
Librarian: They’re right behind you!
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2024-12-08 01:22:39 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do you tell actors to break a leg?
Every play has a cast.
2024-12-08 01:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an empty can of Cheese Whiz?
Cheese Was.
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Library patron: Do you sell any books on paranoia?
Librarian: They’re right behind you!
2024-12-07 20:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do you tell actors to break a leg?
Every play has a cast.
2024-12-07 19:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostARCHIVE DEAL
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Five guys walk into a bar.
You think one of them would’ve seen it.
2024-12-07 14:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostWho are caterpillars’ biggest enemies?
Dogerpillars.
2024-12-07 13:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are there so many different kinds of pasta?
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A person is walking down the street and hears a bunch of people in a fenced-in yard shouting, “19! 19! 19! 19!” Curious, he walks over and looks through a hole in the fence.
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What do you call a magician who lost their magic?
ian.
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2024-12-06 16:22:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhy is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
2024-12-06 16:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostDon't forget I'm most active in DMs 🤭 I hope to see you in there 💓
2024-12-06 15:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostTo kill a French vampire, you need to drive a baguette through its heart.
Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
2024-12-06 14:01:13 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Phillipe Floppe.
2024-12-06 13:01:13 +0000 UTC View PostA weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
2024-12-06 11:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post