Today I gave my dead batteries away.They were free of charge..

Today I gave my dead batteries away.
They were free of charge.
2024-12-06 09:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostToday I gave my dead batteries away.
They were free of charge.
2024-12-06 09:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do we want? Low-flying airplane noises! When do we want them?
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2024-12-06 07:19:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do ghosts love elevators?
It lifts their spirits.
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2024-12-06 05:17:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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2024-12-06 04:22:04 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
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2024-12-06 03:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostWife: “How do I look?”
Husband: “With your eyes.”
2024-12-06 03:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
2024-12-06 02:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
2024-12-06 01:01:08 +0000 UTC View PostHave you heard the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.
2024-12-06 00:01:14 +0000 UTC View PostRIP, boiled water.
You will be mist.
2024-12-05 23:01:21 +0000 UTC View PostA dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Get it?
2024-12-05 22:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
2024-12-05 19:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the mime say to his audience?
Nothing. He held his character because he’s a professional.
2024-12-05 18:01:24 +0000 UTC View Post🕹
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A little seasonal throwback 🎄 nowhere near organised enough to have my wrapping done yet this year 😅
2024-12-05 17:46:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s green and has wheels?
Grass.
2024-12-05 17:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad.
It’s a faux pa.
2024-12-05 16:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison!
2024-12-05 15:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostThree fish are in a tank.
One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”
2024-12-05 14:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
“Oops!”
2024-12-05 13:01:17 +0000 UTC View Post