A rainy morning with one of the most useful books in history. I revisit this book at least every couple of years, because there's a very big difference between these two equally truthful statements:
1. I hope you buy one of the personal care packages I'm offering this week
and
2. I want you to hold my care package in your hands because I know you love what I offer, and you're going to feel how much I care about you when you open up your box of treats.
Both of these things are true, but one is more persuasive.
A con artists' job is to trick you. A good salesperson's job is to present to you as clearly and truthfully as possible what is available, and to present those things confidently and persuasively so that you have a nice experience.
I am a good salesperson. And that's one of my favorite things in the world-- offering something to someone ecstatic to receive it.
2020-06-06 17:05:57 +0000 UTC
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One of my very favorite songs. I remember the girl I knew who first played it for me-- I met her in an art class. She spoke several languages, and I used to go to her house to watch foreign films. With her, I watched my first Miyazaki movies as well as Bollywood hits like Om Shanti Om, and artistic projects like The Fall. Sometimes her taste in music was... bizzare. But listening to songs like this, and hanging out with her, and making art with her, I would often find myself thinking about "How Strange it is to be Anything at All."
"The Aeroplane Over the Sea" by Neutral Milk Hotel.
2020-06-06 12:21:58 +0000 UTC
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hi :)
2020-06-05 19:45:24 +0000 UTC
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Did you know that you guys are the ONLY people on the internet who can make custom video inquiries? 🤔 I truly adore making custom content, and absolutely love talking with you to figure out what I can produce that is going to delight you. These photos are all stills from customs I've made in the last few weeks for EXTREMELY happy buyers. DM me with your ideas, lets make something great happen!
2020-06-05 13:29:01 +0000 UTC
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📦 I AM OFFERING CARE PACKAGES FOR JUNE!!! 📦
Level 1: $40.
Choose
🍪homemade cookies and a nice note
OR
☕aromatic cedar coasters from my woodshop and a nice note :)
Level 2: $100
🍪☕💃
Get cookies, coasters, a signed and framed glamour shot of me, and a nice note :)
I'll mention this a few times before I close orders, but start sending your tips now to get on my sweetie-pie list!
2020-06-05 07:13:37 +0000 UTC
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Finished my cord management project! It's not perfect, but it's a LOT better. The second picture is where I started.
2020-06-05 06:06:11 +0000 UTC
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VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION 👍
2020-06-04 23:46:19 +0000 UTC
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A SNACKS MYSTERY.
Max and I took this picture while we were living out of our van and traveling cross-country. We are in a restaurant SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA-- probably the middle states. Kansas / Nebraska / Iowa ish. This place had the best Reuben sandwich either of us has ever had, and we cannot figure out where it was.
We have tried to solve this for years. I seem to remember that "Buffalo" was a part of the place's name. We have tried to look at metadata on the picture, and search for other clues... nothing.
It's one of the great mysteries of my life.
2020-06-04 17:32:37 +0000 UTC
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A parody song for chaturbate, about all the strange things some users ask for XD
"Tits Baby," to the tune of "Dance Monkey."
2020-06-04 11:08:26 +0000 UTC
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Going LIVE! Fans are my faaaaaavorite people to see on cam :) Tell me that onlyfans sent you in a tip note and I'll give you something special!
✨ Chaturbate.com/HarperTheFox ✨
2020-06-04 04:45:53 +0000 UTC
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DANDELIONS
(a poem in progress)
🥀
Dandelions
know when it’s time to leave the party.
Did you know,
they have been called “Shepherd’s clock?”
Every morning, with little sunshine faces,
they greet the day--
smiling, just because it’s morning.
As the sun fades, so do they,
shyly hiding their faces again.
A few times of this,
before they realize-- time to go!
Letting themselves relax into softness
kindly, gray old age
and scatter
into a shower of wishes.
2020-06-04 00:46:44 +0000 UTC
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Gotta say... I fucking love this picture.
2020-06-03 18:22:51 +0000 UTC
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GREENSCREEN CHALLENGE.
Got photoshop skills?
Make me do something weird. Send me a PM and I will reward your efforts :)
2020-06-03 12:09:03 +0000 UTC
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I AM ON CAM!!!! Really hope to see lots of you-- fans are always my FAVORITE people to talk to.
✨ chaturbate.com/harperthefox ✨
2020-06-03 05:51:56 +0000 UTC
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I HAVE PREPARED FOR YOU: A "good things" sandwich.
Bread - a good thing you love
Middle - a pro tip I think you will really like
Bread - another good thing you love
ENJOY! yumyumyum
2020-06-03 02:38:39 +0000 UTC
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My standing desk is wonderful, and extremely functional-- but those rats-nest cords have been driving me bananas. I'm going to take some time today or tomorrow to fix those up!
2020-06-02 20:18:58 +0000 UTC
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Some selfies at the shop :) Boy do I have some great stuff planned for you guys!!
2020-06-02 08:29:11 +0000 UTC
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Just some puppy snores to make you smile.
Shortly after this he started dreaming-- twitching his feet all over, making little woofs, and chewing 🤣 I hope it was a nice dream.
2020-06-02 02:16:24 +0000 UTC
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❤️
2020-06-01 19:55:01 +0000 UTC
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Sam looks like a straight lunatic when he relaxes on his back.
2020-06-01 13:40:51 +0000 UTC
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An original song I wrote while on Chaturbate a few years ago. Users gave me a handful of random words I had to use, I developed the melody, and the rest came from there :)
I really like this one. "No Vegans."
2020-06-01 07:21:13 +0000 UTC
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This is for those of you who ask about G/G content -- tip $25 on this post for a fuckton of boudoir photos I shot with Chaturbate of me and 3 other beautiful girls!
2020-05-31 18:37:44 +0000 UTC
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The Lumineers. This song is deceptively upbeat for how very, very sad the lyrics are. "Cleopatra."
2020-05-31 05:21:21 +0000 UTC
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SOLD.
I am absolutely humbled, and over-the-moon happy. Within just a few days, 2/3 of our current finished pieces have sold. Both at luxury price-points.
What makes me even happier is that both buyers of these luxury goods are full of happiness as well. I think all good people deserve to treat themselves to something truly exquisite every now and again, and being able to offer that fills my heart with gratitude.
Next week, I am going to offer you guys some great stuff at accessible price points out of my shop that I think you're really going to flip for. And, there is still one finished piece available for purchase until we make more stock-- KeeKee's table, "Timber and Steel," made from a live-edge round with a glossy finish and sturdy steel legs. PM me if that speaks to you.
2020-05-31 04:27:52 +0000 UTC
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GONNA MAKE YOUR WHOLE DAY BETTER :)
Celebrating safe astronauts 😊🚀
2020-05-30 19:50:36 +0000 UTC
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I've been loving posting my fucking weird old projects lately.
This one was really fun. Idea was mine, Max did the music.
"IM-PLANTS."
2020-05-30 13:13:22 +0000 UTC
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A new poem in development. Wrote it in the backyard, chillin with Sam-dog :)
_____
FRIEND TO ALL
1.
I observe the copper shimmer of Sam’s coat,
gleaming in the sun, paws crossed,
sniffing the summer air.
All around him, finches flutter--
hummingbirds move to their feeders,
ducks quack and ruminate nearby.
In this world, he seems to have
only one enemy.
BushyButt McNutts, the backyard squirrel.
Sam ensures that BushyButt can’t get
too greedy
with the nuts he craves,
chasing him high up the tree.
BushyButt chitters back, irritated
and shows small braveries in battle.
But he does not face the mighty Sam,
friend to all
(except squirrels.)
2.
Or, maybe i see it all wrong,
because now, Sam simply sits,
patiently,
waiting for BushyButt to move.
He seems less like a vicious attacker,
and more like the tabloid journalist--
so full of curiosity,
so full of energy, that their sprint
scares away the creature
they most wish to be close to.
Sam sits at the base of the tree,
nose to the sky,
gently waiting.
2020-05-30 06:55:18 +0000 UTC
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I feel like this way of doing this song has a lot of potential. This was my first time ever trying to play it. I hope you enjoy the idea ;D
"You Make My Dreams Come True"
2020-05-30 00:41:24 +0000 UTC
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This live-edge clock from my shop is absolutely one-of-a-kind. I want you to see it, because it is beautiful. We call it "The Secret Garden."
It's made from a single piece of wood. The math and engineering involved to make sure we carved our design down to fit within the bounds of the bark was very, very tricky. The detail is ornate. When this sells, it will be hard to let go-- there will never, ever be another clock quite like it.
2020-05-29 18:25:06 +0000 UTC
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A different kind of Marilyn.
2020-05-29 12:14:07 +0000 UTC
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