What do you call a patriotic cat? 🐱🇺🇸 Yankee Doodle Kitty! 🎵..
What do you call a patriotic cat? 🐱🇺🇸 Yankee Doodle Kitty! 🎵🎩
2024-07-10 07:23:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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A woman is on trial for hitting her husband with his guitar ..
A woman is on trial for hitting her husband with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, First offender? 🎸😅 She says, No, first a Gibson, then a Fender
2024-07-10 01:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostCan you do me a favor and tip if you like me 👉👈
Can you do me a favor and tip if you like me 👉👈
2024-07-09 19:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the American history book get a sunburn? 📚🔥 It was t..
Why did the American history book get a sunburn? 📚🔥 It was too close to the Declaration of Independence! 🇺🇸☀️
2024-07-09 13:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. 🥒
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. 🥒
2024-07-09 07:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWish you could kiss me?? Tip and let me know 😘
Wish you could kiss me?? Tip and let me know 😘
2024-07-09 01:31:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get when you cross a patriot with a vegetable? 🌽..
What do you get when you cross a patriot with a vegetable? 🌽🇺🇸 Uncle Sam-on! 🧅😄
2024-07-08 19:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostIs your dad a chef? 🧑🍳 Because you're a real firecracker! 🔥
Is your dad a chef? 🧑🍳 Because you're a real firecracker! 🔥
2024-07-08 13:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the clitoris say to the vulva? 😎It’s all good in th..
What did the clitoris say to the vulva? 😎It’s all good in the hood
2024-07-08 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the American football team bring a ladder to the gam..
Why did the American football team bring a ladder to the game? 🏈🪜 To climb the rankings! 🥇😄
2024-07-08 01:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostThey call me a terrible flirt, but I just call it being extr..
They call me a terrible flirt, but I just call it being extra attentive. 😉💕
2024-07-07 19:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? 😅 B..
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? 😅 Because they won't stop to ask directions
2024-07-07 13:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostLeave me a tip if you'd sleep with me 😏
Leave me a tip if you'd sleep with me 😏
2024-07-07 07:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou look like you know how to have a good time! I like it. 🎉..
You look like you know how to have a good time! I like it. 🎉🥳😄
2024-07-07 01:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the ..
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road 🔠 I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” 😂
2024-07-06 19:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostDrop a tip if my tits are your favorite 🍒
Drop a tip if my tits are your favorite 🍒
2024-07-06 13:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a BBQ grill's favorite song? 🍔🎶 The Star-Sp..
What do you call a BBQ grill's favorite song? 🍔🎶 The Star-Spangled Banner! 🇺🇸🎤
2024-07-06 07:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a cheap circumcision? 😳🍆 A rip off
What do you call a cheap circumcision? 😳🍆 A rip off
2024-07-06 01:21:01 +0000 UTC View Post🎵 If you're horny and you know it drop a tip 🎵
🎵 If you're horny and you know it drop a tip 🎵
2024-07-05 19:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the Statue of Liberty go to the gym? 🗽🏋️ To stay tor..
Why did the Statue of Liberty go to the gym? 🗽🏋️ To stay torch fit! 💪🔥
2024-07-05 13:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostEvery love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite. 📖❤️
Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite. 📖❤️
2024-07-05 07:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf I make you Happy 😄 Tipping is a way to return the favor
If I make you Happy 😄 Tipping is a way to return the favor
2024-07-05 01:27:19 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a patriotic insect? 🐞🇺🇸 A firecracker! 🎆🐞
What do you call a patriotic insect? 🐞🇺🇸 A firecracker! 🎆🐞
2024-07-04 19:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a shooting star? 🌠 Because you've caught my attentio..
Are you a shooting star? 🌠 Because you've caught my attention from across the sky! 💫
2024-07-04 13:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a donkey with only three legs? 🐴 A wonkey
What do you call a donkey with only three legs? 🐴 A wonkey
2024-07-04 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the bald eagle bring a comb to the picnic? 🦅🍽️ For a..
Why did the bald eagle bring a comb to the picnic? 🦅🍽️ For a good hair day! 💇♂️😄
2024-07-04 01:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostYour smile is my favorite hello and hardest goodbye. 😁💔
Your smile is my favorite hello and hardest goodbye. 😁💔
2024-07-03 19:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one boob say to the other boob? 🍒 If we don’t get s..
What did one boob say to the other boob? 🍒 If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts 🤣
2024-07-03 13:23:02 +0000 UTC View Post
If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right ba..
If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back. 😘💕
2024-07-03 01:21:02 +0000 UTC View Post