Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? 🍝 He pasta way
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? 🍝 He pasta way
2024-07-02 19:23:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Tip then tell me what you'd do next 😏
Tip then tell me what you'd do next 😏
2024-07-02 13:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one American flag say to the other flag? 🇺🇸🗣️ Nothi..
What did one American flag say to the other flag? 🇺🇸🗣️ Nothing, it just waved! 👋😄
2024-07-02 07:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a horny frog say? 🐸 Rub it Rub it
What does a horny frog say? 🐸 Rub it Rub it
2024-07-02 01:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostDrop a tip if you like what you see 🥰
Drop a tip if you like what you see 🥰
2024-07-01 19:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the firework bring a ladder to the party? 🎆🪜 To reac..
Why did the firework bring a ladder to the party? 🎆🪜 To reach for the stars! ✨😄
2024-07-01 13:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'd travel to the ends of the earth just to share a stolen k..
I'd travel to the ends of the earth just to share a stolen kiss with you. 💋🌍
2024-07-01 07:16:17 +0000 UTC View PostTip if you think I'm a cutie you'd like to keep 🥰
Tip if you think I'm a cutie you'd like to keep 🥰
2024-07-01 01:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? 🐝🤔 A may..
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? 🐝🤔 A maybee! 🌼
2024-06-30 19:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a shooting star? 🌠 Because I wish I could be by your..
Are you a shooting star? 🌠 Because I wish I could be by your side all summer long! 🌞
2024-06-30 13:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an..
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?! 👀
2024-06-30 07:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't skeletons fight each other? 💀🤺 They don't have the..
Why don't skeletons fight each other? 💀🤺 They don't have the guts! 🦴
2024-06-30 01:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf I were to describe you in one word, it would be ✨ enchant..
If I were to describe you in one word, it would be ✨ enchanting. You have a way of casting a spell on me. 😘💫
2024-06-29 19:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s play carpenter 🔨 First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll ..
Let’s play carpenter 🔨 First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
2024-06-29 13:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf this inspired you, show some love with a tip! ❤️👍
If this inspired you, show some love with a tip! ❤️👍
2024-06-29 07:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostI love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours. 🛏️❤️😉
I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours. 🛏️❤️😉
2024-06-29 01:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex 🐶🐾 They're his watch..
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex 🐶🐾 They're his watch dogs
2024-06-28 19:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostTip if you're loving the positivity in this post! 👍😊
Tip if you're loving the positivity in this post! 👍😊
2024-06-28 13:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one ocean say to the other ocean? 🌊👋 Nothing, they ..
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? 🌊👋 Nothing, they just waved! 👋
2024-06-28 07:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the squirrel swim on its back? 🐿 to keep its nuts dr..
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? 🐿 to keep its nuts dry
2024-06-28 01:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf this made you stop scrolling, show it with a tip! 👍🛑
If this made you stop scrolling, show it with a tip! 👍🛑
2024-06-27 19:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the math book look sad? 📚😢 Because it had too many p..
Why did the math book look sad? 📚😢 Because it had too many problems! ➗✖️
2024-06-27 13:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostSweet dreams tonight, but don't forget to save some for our ..
Sweet dreams tonight, but don't forget to save some for our future adventures. 🌙✨
2024-06-27 07:19:03 +0000 UTC View PostGive this post a tip if it resonates with you! 👍❤️
Give this post a tip if it resonates with you! 👍❤️
2024-06-27 01:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ☃️💪 An abdominal..
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ☃️💪 An abdominal snowman! ❄️
2024-06-26 19:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you believe in fate? 🌿 Because I think we were mint to be..
Do you believe in fate? 🌿 Because I think we were mint to be! 😉
2024-06-26 13:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostDid I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? 👠 ..
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? 👠 I was heels over head
2024-06-26 07:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 🏌️♂️👖 In case ..
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 🏌️♂️👖 In case he got a hole in one! ⛳️
2024-06-26 01:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre we a thing or just flirting? Only time will tell. ⏳
Are we a thing or just flirting? Only time will tell. ⏳
2024-06-25 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐸🐷 Kermit The Fro..
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐸🐷 Kermit The Frog's fingers
2024-06-25 13:21:02 +0000 UTC View Post