Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾 Because he was outstan..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾 Because he was outstanding in his field. 🏆
2024-09-08 07:26:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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What do you call a fake noodle? 🍝 An Impasta!
What do you call a fake noodle? 🍝 An Impasta!
2024-09-08 01:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostEnjoyed my services? A tip would mean the world to me 🌎
Enjoyed my services? A tip would mean the world to me 🌎
2024-09-07 19:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the leaf say when it fell from the tree? 🍂 “Leaf me..
What did the leaf say when it fell from the tree? 🍂 “Leaf me alone!”
2024-09-07 13:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostI may have an innocent face, but my thoughts are full of fli..
I may have an innocent face, but my thoughts are full of flirty lines. 😇💬
2024-09-07 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to cheer me up? Send a tip 💗
Want to cheer me up? Send a tip 💗
2024-09-07 01:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostAcorn squash becomes sawn acuash. 🌰🥒
Acorn squash becomes sawn acuash. 🌰🥒
2024-09-06 19:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a caramel apple? 🍎 Because you're the perfect combin..
Are you a caramel apple? 🍎 Because you're the perfect combination of sweet and irresistible. 🍬😍
2024-09-06 13:26:03 +0000 UTC View Postwhat do sick people drink in the morning? ☕️ Cough-ee
what do sick people drink in the morning? ☕️ Cough-ee
2024-09-06 07:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the apple pie go to the doctor? 🥧 Because it was fee..
Why did the apple pie go to the doctor? 🥧 Because it was feeling crumby!
2024-09-06 01:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWe may be on the wrong place on Google Maps, but our hearts ..
We may be on the wrong place on Google Maps, but our hearts know the right direction. 🌍❤️
2024-09-05 19:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the policeman say to his belly button? 🚔 You're und..
What did the policeman say to his belly button? 🚔 You're under a vest!
2024-09-05 13:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling thankful? A little tip 🌟 would be appreciated
Feeling thankful? A little tip 🌟 would be appreciated
2024-09-05 07:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostComplete this sentence: You, me, and _____. 💑❔😄
Complete this sentence: You, me, and _____. 💑❔😄
2024-09-05 01:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happened to the guy that accidentally made his morning ..
What happened to the guy that accidentally made his morning coffee with some Red Bull instead of with water? 🚘 He got halfway to his work before he realized he had forgotten his car
2024-09-04 19:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to show some love? A tip 💖 would make my day
Want to show some love? A tip 💖 would make my day
2024-09-04 13:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a tree get on in the world? 🌳 It grows and grows un..
How does a tree get on in the world? 🌳 It grows and grows until it meetss a good lumberjack. 🪓
2024-09-04 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator ..
What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? 🥗 Close the door, I'm dressing!
2024-09-04 01:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make me smile? A little tip would do it 🙈🥰
Want to make me smile? A little tip would do it 🙈🥰
2024-09-03 19:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? 🦃 Plymouth Ro..
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? 🦃 Plymouth Rock.
2024-09-03 13:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostStolen kisses and unexpected moments, let's write a romantic..
Stolen kisses and unexpected moments, let's write a romantic comedy together. 🎥💕
2024-09-03 07:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous? Buy me a slice of pizza 🍕
Feeling generous? Buy me a slice of pizza 🍕
2024-09-03 01:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostWho won the skeleton costume contest? 💀 No body.
Who won the skeleton costume contest? 💀 No body.
2024-09-02 19:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a bonfire? 🔥 Because being around you ignites a spar..
Are you a bonfire? 🔥 Because being around you ignites a spark in my heart. ❤️😉
2024-09-02 13:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is called if you have tea in a golden cup every morning..
What is called if you have tea in a golden cup every morning? 🍵 My gilt-tea pleasure
2024-09-02 07:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an avocado in the fall? Gourd-geous! 🥑🍂
What do you call an avocado in the fall? Gourd-geous! 🥑🍂
2024-09-02 01:26:04 +0000 UTC View PostIs your dad an artist? 🎨 Because you're a masterpiece. 🖼️
Is your dad an artist? 🎨 Because you're a masterpiece. 🖼️
2024-09-01 19:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostI got a hen to regularly count her own eggs 🐣 She's a real m..
I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs 🐣 She's a real mathamachicken!
2024-09-01 13:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostLiked my work? A tip is like a virtual pat on the back 👏
Liked my work? A tip is like a virtual pat on the back 👏
2024-09-01 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you know CPR ‘cuz you just took my breath away! 💓😷
I hope you know CPR ‘cuz you just took my breath away! 💓😷
2024-09-01 01:29:02 +0000 UTC View Post