Which superhero delivers the morning papers? 🗞 It's Newspape..
Which superhero delivers the morning papers? 🗞 It's Newspaperman
2024-08-31 19:21:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Want to brighten my day? Send a little tip my way ✨
Want to brighten my day? Send a little tip my way ✨
2024-08-31 13:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the ocean say to the beach? 🌊👋 Nothing, it just wav..
What did the ocean say to the beach? 🌊👋 Nothing, it just waved! 👋😄
2024-08-31 07:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostI used to work in a shoe-recycling shop 👟 It was sole destro..
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop 👟 It was sole destroying!
2024-08-31 01:36:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to show some love? A virtual kiss with a tip 💋 would ma..
Want to show some love? A virtual kiss with a tip 💋 would make my day
2024-08-30 19:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the strawberry go to school? 🍓🏫 Because it wanted to..
Why did the strawberry go to school? 🍓🏫 Because it wanted to become a jam-inistrator! 🥪😄
2024-08-30 13:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a snowflake ❄️, because I've fallen for you.
I must be a snowflake ❄️, because I've fallen for you.
2024-08-30 07:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make my day? A simple tip 🙏 is all I need
Want to make my day? A simple tip 🙏 is all I need
2024-08-30 01:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fish that wears a crown and sings? 🐠👑 Elv..
What do you call a fish that wears a crown and sings? 🐠👑 Elvis Parsley! 🎤🌊
2024-08-29 19:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a beach towel? 🏖️ Because I want to lay beside you a..
Are you a beach towel? 🏖️ Because I want to lay beside you all day long! ☀️
2024-08-29 13:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat would you call it if you spent an entire morning coatin..
What would you call it if you spent an entire morning coating your attic ladder with grease? 😅 An anti-climb-attic morning
2024-08-29 07:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the ice cream truck break down? 🍦🚚 It had too many s..
Why did the ice cream truck break down? 🍦🚚 It had too many sundae drivers! 🍨🚦
2024-08-29 01:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber." 🥒
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber." 🥒
2024-08-28 19:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you do if your wife starts smoking? 🥵 Slow down and ..
What do you do if your wife starts smoking? 🥵 Slow down and use some lubricant
2024-08-28 13:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling grateful? A small tip 💰 goes a long way
Feeling grateful? A small tip 💰 goes a long way
2024-08-28 07:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a magician? ‘Cuz when I look at you, everyone else d..
Are you a magician? ‘Cuz when I look at you, everyone else disappears. 🎩✨
2024-08-28 01:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the stadium get so hot after the game? 💨 Because all..
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game? 💨 Because all the fans left
2024-08-27 19:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to show some love? Send some tips my way ❤️
Want to show some love? Send some tips my way ❤️
2024-08-27 13:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a melon who can't run away? 🍉🏃♀️ A water s..
What do you call a melon who can't run away? 🍉🏃♀️ A water stationary! 💦😄
2024-08-27 07:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the elephant ask the naked man? 🐘 How do you breath..
What did the elephant ask the naked man? 🐘 How do you breathe out of that thing?
2024-08-27 01:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to spoil me? A massage 💆♀️ would be amazing. Tip to tr..
Want to spoil me? A massage 💆♀️ would be amazing. Tip to treat me to one? 🙈🥰
2024-08-26 19:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the lemonade file a police report? 🍋👮♂️ Because it ..
Why did the lemonade file a police report? 🍋👮♂️ Because it was being squeezed! 🧃😬
2024-08-26 13:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre we at the airport? ✈️ Because my heart is taking off eve..
Are we at the airport? ✈️ Because my heart is taking off every time I see you. 🛫
2024-08-26 07:28:02 +0000 UTC View Postif i caught your attention, leave a tip 👀🍒
if i caught your attention, leave a tip 👀🍒
2024-08-26 01:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a pig on the beach? 🐷🏖️ A sunbacon! 🌞🥓
What do you call a pig on the beach? 🐷🏖️ A sunbacon! 🌞🥓
2024-08-25 19:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostIs your dad a photographer? 📷 Because every picture with you..
Is your dad a photographer? 📷 Because every picture with you is picture-perfect! 🌺
2024-08-25 13:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn't the green pepper practice archery? 🫑🌶 Because i..
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? 🫑🌶 Because it didn't habanero
2024-08-25 07:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the sun go to therapy? ☀️🛋️ To work on its rays of s..
Why did the sun go to therapy? ☀️🛋️ To work on its rays of sunshine! 😊
2024-08-25 01:36:02 +0000 UTC View PostIs your name Wi-Fi? 📶 Because I'm feeling a connection. 😍
Is your name Wi-Fi? 📶 Because I'm feeling a connection. 😍
2024-08-24 19:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostTo whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find yo..
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you 💾 You have my Word!
2024-08-24 13:29:03 +0000 UTC View Post