Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been..

Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for. ๐
2024-10-15 19:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostIs your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for. ๐
2024-10-15 19:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy didn't the skeleton climb the mountain? ๐ย It didn't have the guts
2024-10-15 13:28:43 +0000 UTC View PostI love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip ๐ฒโฅ
2024-10-15 07:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI tripped while looking at you. I guess you owe me a new pair of shoes. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ ๐
2024-10-15 01:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't eggs tell jokes? ๐ณย They'd crack each other up
2024-10-14 19:22:04 +0000 UTC View Postโจ Is that a twinkle in your eye? If I give you that sparkle, tip to return the favor โจ
2024-10-14 13:26:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is a vampireโs favourite part of sex? ๐งโโ๏ธ Edraculating
2024-10-14 07:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a sprinter eat before a race? ๐โโ๏ธย Nothing, they fast
2024-10-14 01:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like a tight pussy, drop a tip ๐
2024-10-13 19:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post๐ท๏ธ๐๏ธ Where do spiders go on their vacation? ๐ดThe web-ibbean! ๐๏ธ๐ท๏ธ
2024-10-13 13:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostI think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me. ๐๐
2024-10-13 07:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could play with my kitty, drop a tippy ๐ฑ
2024-10-13 01:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do the witches hate hanging out with the headless horseman? ๐งโโ๏ธ Heโs always talking about getting head
2024-10-12 19:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I be your ghostly partner in crime? ๐ป๐ฅ Together, we'll create mischief and everlasting memories. ๐โจ
2024-10-12 13:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow does the moon cut his hair? ๐ย Eclipse it
2024-10-12 07:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you repair a broken jack-oโ-lantern? ๐ Use a pumpkin patch.
2024-10-12 01:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. โ๏ธ๐
2024-10-11 19:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do birds go every day to get a cup of coffee? โ๏ธ To the NESTcafe
2024-10-11 13:24:11 +0000 UTC View PostFeelin a bit wild ๐ฏ Tip if you are wild too
2024-10-11 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostDamn, if being sexy was a crime, youโd be guilty as charged! ๐๐๐
2024-10-11 01:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the ocean say to the beach? ๐ย Nothing, it just waved
2024-10-10 19:34:08 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could climb on, drop a tip ๐
2024-10-10 13:26:03 +0000 UTC View Post๐ข๐ป What's a ghost's favorite ride at the carnival? ๐กย The roller-ghoster! ๐ป๐
2024-10-10 07:29:03 +0000 UTC View Postwhat do authors eat for breakfast? ๐ย synonym buns
2024-10-10 01:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous? Treat me to a cup of coffee โ๏ธ
2024-10-09 19:27:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhatโs the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? ๐ฅง Your teeth.
2024-10-09 13:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy Instagram account wouldn't be complete without your flirty presence. ๐ธ๐ฅฐ
2024-10-09 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you enjoyed my work, drop a tip to let me know ๐คฉ
2024-10-09 01:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do pumpkin CEOs hold their meetings? ๐ In the gourd room.
2024-10-08 19:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a haunted carnival ride? ๐ช๐ข Because being with you is an exhilarating thrill. ๐ ๐
2024-10-08 13:34:07 +0000 UTC View Post