What do you call a fish with two knees? 🐟 A two-knee fish
What do you call a fish with two knees? 🐟 A two-knee fish
2024-10-08 07:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a pumpkin spice la..
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a pumpkin spice latte will keep you happy all day. 🍎☕
2024-10-08 01:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostYour presence in my life is like a breath of fresh air, and ..
Your presence in my life is like a breath of fresh air, and I can't help but be swept away. 🌬️💖
2024-10-07 19:33:02 +0000 UTC View Postwhat do they eat for breakfast in alaska? ❄️ frosted flakes
what do they eat for breakfast in alaska? ❄️ frosted flakes
2024-10-07 13:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling happy? A virtual fist bump 👊 with a tip would be gre..
Feeling happy? A virtual fist bump 👊 with a tip would be great
2024-10-07 07:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you feeling down? Because I'd happily feel you up.
Are you feeling down? Because I'd happily feel you up.
2024-10-07 01:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 🧽..
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 🧽 Supplies!
2024-10-06 19:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make my day? 📞 a tip surprise would do it!
Want to make my day? 📞 a tip surprise would do it!
2024-10-06 13:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostPumpkin patch becomes pachkin punmp 🎃🌱
Pumpkin patch becomes pachkin punmp 🎃🌱
2024-10-06 07:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a taco say grace? 🌮 Lettuce pray
How does a taco say grace? 🌮 Lettuce pray
2024-10-06 01:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostLiked my work? 🌟 tipping would be awesome
Liked my work? 🌟 tipping would be awesome
2024-10-05 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow did the little pumpkin cross the road? 🎃 With the help o..
How did the little pumpkin cross the road? 🎃 With the help of a crossing gourd.
2024-10-05 13:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostCall me a thief because I just stole your heart. 💘
Call me a thief because I just stole your heart. 💘
2024-10-05 07:21:01 +0000 UTC View Postdo u really like me? then will you tip me 😼
do u really like me? then will you tip me 😼
2024-10-05 01:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow do two skeletons have sex 💀 By boning all night long
How do two skeletons have sex 💀 By boning all night long
2024-10-04 19:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I be your Halloween playlist curator? 🎵 I'll set the moo..
Can I be your Halloween playlist curator? 🎵 I'll set the mood with hauntingly beautiful melodies. 🎶🎃
2024-10-04 13:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a factory that makes okay products? 🏭 A sat..
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? 🏭 A satis-factory
2024-10-04 07:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe best thing about autumn? Halloween is finally socially a..
The best thing about autumn? Halloween is finally socially acceptable for adults. 🎃👥
2024-10-04 01:32:04 +0000 UTC View PostEvery time our eyes meet, I can't help but feel like we're c..
Every time our eyes meet, I can't help but feel like we're characters in a fairy tale. 👸🤴
2024-10-03 19:29:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you say when someone compliments the eggs you cooked..
What do you say when someone compliments the eggs you cooked for breakfast? 🍳 "Well, I'm an eggspert."
2024-10-03 13:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling happy? A virtual high-five with a tip 🤚 would be gre..
Feeling happy? A virtual high-five with a tip 🤚 would be great
2024-10-03 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I borrow a 💋 kiss? I promise I'll give it back. 😘💕
Can I borrow a 💋 kiss? I promise I'll give it back. 😘💕
2024-10-03 01:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one wall say to the other? 😅 I'll see you at the co..
What did one wall say to the other? 😅 I'll see you at the corner
2024-10-02 19:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to show some love? 💌 a tip always does the trick
Want to show some love? 💌 a tip always does the trick
2024-10-02 13:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm here for the spooky season. 👻🎃
I'm here for the spooky season. 👻🎃
2024-10-02 07:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do bees have sticky hair? 🐝 Because they use a honeycomb
Why do bees have sticky hair? 🐝 Because they use a honeycomb
2024-10-02 01:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling thankful? A virtual cheers via a tip 🍻 would be appr..
Feeling thankful? A virtual cheers via a tip 🍻 would be appreciated
2024-10-01 19:32:03 +0000 UTC View Post💀🎺 What's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? 🎺 The tr..
💀🎺 What's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? 🎺 The trom-bone! 🎶💀
2024-10-01 13:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostLet's flip a coin: heads you're mine, tails I'm yours – eith..
Let's flip a coin: heads you're mine, tails I'm yours – either way, we're destined to be together. 🪙💑
2024-10-01 07:22:19 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make my day? 🌞 tipping would be amazing
Want to make my day? 🌞 tipping would be amazing
2024-10-01 01:35:02 +0000 UTC View Post