Tip if you like what you see! 👍😊
Tip if you like what you see! 👍😊
2024-10-23 07:29:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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💰😉 Are you a loan? Because you definitely have my interest. ..
💰😉 Are you a loan? Because you definitely have my interest. 💑💲
2024-10-23 01:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 💦 Beat..
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 💦 Beat it. We're closed
2024-10-22 19:34:03 +0000 UTC View Post
A pumpkin spice latte a day keeps the grumpies away. 🎃☕
A pumpkin spice latte a day keeps the grumpies away. 🎃☕
2024-10-22 07:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients le..
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? 🙊 "Thanks for coming!"
2024-10-22 01:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you would CUM all over me, leave a tip 💦💦
If you would CUM all over me, leave a tip 💦💦
2024-10-21 19:39:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happened to the vampire who showed up late to Halloween..
What happened to the vampire who showed up late to Halloween dinner? 💪 They gave him the cold shoulder
2024-10-21 13:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostA flirty caption is like a secret weapon, and I'm fully arme..
A flirty caption is like a secret weapon, and I'm fully armed. 💣💥
2024-10-21 07:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could reach out and touch me, leave a tip ♥
If you wish you could reach out and touch me, leave a tip ♥
2024-10-21 01:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostPumpkin spice becomes spumpkin pice 🎃🌶️
Pumpkin spice becomes spumpkin pice 🎃🌶️
2024-10-20 19:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I be your spooky movie marathon partner? 🎬👻 We'll cuddle..
Can I be your spooky movie marathon partner? 🎬👻 We'll cuddle up and enjoy frightful nights together. 🍿🌕
2024-10-20 13:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hai..
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth?👅 A glad-he-ate-her
2024-10-20 07:21:01 +0000 UTC View PostCarve out some fun this fall. 🎃
Carve out some fun this fall. 🎃
2024-10-20 01:38:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to fo..
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. 😴💭
2024-10-19 19:36:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do seagulls fly over the ocean? 🐦 Because if they flew o..
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? 🐦 Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagel
2024-10-19 13:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish I was grasping your dick, send a tip 🍆💦
If you wish I was grasping your dick, send a tip 🍆💦
2024-10-19 07:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostHey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cut..
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute. 😊❤️
2024-10-19 01:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of car does an egg drive? 🍳 A yolkswagen
What kind of car does an egg drive? 🍳 A yolkswagen
2024-10-18 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could join in on the fun, leave a tip to let..
If you wish you could join in on the fun, leave a tip to let me know 😉
2024-10-18 13:24:02 +0000 UTC View Post‘Tis the season to spook your neighbors with Halloween decor..
‘Tis the season to spook your neighbors with Halloween decorations and scarecrows on their lawn. 🎃👻
2024-10-18 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View Postwhat do pirates eat for breakfast? 🏴☠️ captain crunch
what do pirates eat for breakfast? 🏴☠️ captain crunch
2024-10-18 01:23:01 +0000 UTC View Postgetting off? Tip if you wish I was there helping u instead 🍆..
getting off? Tip if you wish I was there helping u instead 🍆💦💦
2024-10-17 19:22:02 +0000 UTC View Post🧟♀️📺 Why do zombies never watch TV? 🧟♂️ Because they prefe..
🧟♀️📺 Why do zombies never watch TV? 🧟♂️ Because they prefer "de-comedy" shows! 🧟♀️📺
2024-10-17 13:25:03 +0000 UTC View PostFlirting with you is like capturing the perfect sunset on ca..
Flirting with you is like capturing the perfect sunset on camera – it's breathtaking every time. 🌅😍
2024-10-17 07:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could fuck me from behind, leave a tip 💋🍑💦
If you wish you could fuck me from behind, leave a tip 💋🍑💦
2024-10-17 01:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do skeletons make good comedians? 💀 They are two humerus
Why do skeletons make good comedians? 💀 They are two humerus
2024-10-16 19:38:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I be your spooky storyteller? 📚👻 I'll keep you entertain..
Can I be your spooky storyteller? 📚👻 I'll keep you entertained with tales of love and mystery. 🌕❤️
2024-10-16 13:37:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the best time to go to the dentist? 🦷 Tooth-hurty
What's the best time to go to the dentist? 🦷 Tooth-hurty
2024-10-16 07:36:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happens to a horse refuses to pull a wagon through the ..
What happens to a horse refuses to pull a wagon through the pumpkin patch? 🐴 It becomes a neigh ride.
2024-10-16 01:31:03 +0000 UTC View Post