Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.–Pluto 🌚
Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.–Pluto 🌚
2024-10-30 19:23:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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If this made you smile, show it with a tip! 😄👍
If this made you smile, show it with a tip! 😄👍
2024-10-30 13:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy couldn’t the ghost have his favorite season? 👻 Because i..
Why couldn’t the ghost have his favorite season? 👻 Because it was always autumn-ted!
2024-10-30 07:38:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does Pinocchio's lover say to him? 🍆 "Lie to me! Lie to..
What does Pinocchio's lover say to him? 🍆 "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
2024-10-30 01:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostTap twice and tip if you're loving this content! 👍❤️
Tap twice and tip if you're loving this content! 👍❤️
2024-10-29 19:24:01 +0000 UTC View Post🎃🔪 What's a pumpkin's favorite horror movie? 🎬 Scream-o-lant..
🎃🔪 What's a pumpkin's favorite horror movie? 🎬 Scream-o-lantern! 🎃😱
2024-10-29 13:36:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were my next girlfriend, we'd be the couple that ever..
If you were my next girlfriend, we'd be the couple that everyone envies. 👫💚
2024-10-29 07:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostLet's spread the love! Give this post a little tip! ❤️👍
Let's spread the love! Give this post a little tip! ❤️👍
2024-10-29 01:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call six witches in a jacuzzi? 🧙♀️ A self clean..
What do you call six witches in a jacuzzi? 🧙♀️ A self cleaning coven
2024-10-28 19:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I be your spooky skeleton? 💀 I'll be the backbone of our..
Can I be your spooky skeleton? 💀 I'll be the backbone of our relationship. 🦴❤️
2024-10-28 13:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat comes after 69? 👄 Mouthwash
What comes after 69? 👄 Mouthwash
2024-10-28 07:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post👻🎶 What kind of music do ghosts like? 🎵 Soul music! 👻🎶
👻🎶 What kind of music do ghosts like? 🎵 Soul music! 👻🎶
2024-10-28 01:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostLet's write our love story one flirty caption at a time. 📝💘
Let's write our love story one flirty caption at a time. 📝💘
2024-10-27 19:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? 🦛🔥 One is..
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? 🦛🔥 One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter 😂
2024-10-27 13:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you're a fan, show it with a tip! 👍😍
If you're a fan, show it with a tip! 👍😍
2024-10-27 07:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostIs that a 🪞 in your pocket? Because I 👀 me in your 👖.
Is that a 🪞 in your pocket? Because I 👀 me in your 👖.
2024-10-27 01:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy can't you hear rabbits making love? 🐰 Because they have ..
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? 🐰 Because they have cotton balls
2024-10-26 19:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostShow me some love and give this post a tip! 👍❤️
Show me some love and give this post a tip! 👍❤️
2024-10-26 13:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? 🎃 A life..
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? 🎃 A life gourd.
2024-10-26 07:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? 💨 A ..
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? 💨 A private tutor
2024-10-26 01:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostHit that tip button if you're feeling this vibe! 🔥👍
Hit that tip button if you're feeling this vibe! 🔥👍
2024-10-25 19:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe only time I prefer pumpkin spice over chocolate is in my..
The only time I prefer pumpkin spice over chocolate is in my latte. 🎃☕
2024-10-25 13:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostI can't help but fall for you, just like the stars fall from..
I can't help but fall for you, just like the stars fall from the sky. 🌟💘
2024-10-25 07:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostGive me some love with a tip! ❤️👍
Give me some love with a tip! ❤️👍
2024-10-25 01:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do ghosts love to ride the elevator? 👻 Because it raises..
Why do ghosts love to ride the elevator? 👻 Because it raises their spirits.
2024-10-24 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a graveyard ghost? 👻 Because you make my heart skip ..
Are you a graveyard ghost? 👻 Because you make my heart skip a beat. 💓
2024-10-24 13:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow does a woman scare a gynecologist? 🗣 By becoming a ventr..
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? 🗣 By becoming a ventriloquist
2024-10-24 07:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a pumpkin that likes to skateboard? 🎃 A squ..
What do you call a pumpkin that likes to skateboard? 🎃 A squash board!
2024-10-24 01:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. 🥒😍
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. 🥒😍
2024-10-23 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? ..
What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? 🍆 Someone's always willing to blow your bonus
2024-10-23 13:24:02 +0000 UTC View Post