if you comment TAKE YOUR TOP OFFFFFF as loud as you can my boobs might miraculously fall out of this suit later...
also hey, hey you, thankyou for being so stoked on this cosplay and saying nice things about it to me, it takes alot of guts to attempt to look sexy in a hairstyle this BOLD and youve made me feel good about it. ππ»ββοΈ
βSpot the gifferenceβ
Can you spot and poke with your finger the difference between Gif 1 And Gif 2? You can poke it hard too, Iβm not scared π
Oh and if you poke the like button too Iβll send you another one in the morning π
Canβt wait to show you more leia stuff tomorrow! πππ
Whadya think? Did I do good for you? ππ»ββοΈβ¨
P.s It was dead dark and I dont have proper lighting or owt so I over compensated and took over 200 photos just incase they didnt turn out too good π BUT I think they look kinda cute so heres 6 I picked at random for you whilst I go through the other 194 π I hope you like it cos youll be seeing alot of these buns baybeeeeeee
costume slave leia outfit: a staple in every star whores wardrobe. ONE DAY ill get a real metal one of these! ππ»
SO what did you think to the lil preview of my latex Leia look in my story on here? Im not so sure I can pull off the buns so thank fuck I have a fat ass to distract you with! So much Star Wars themed content coming this week ahhh π
imma destroy you with my machine gun jubblies unless you start hitting the like button on the posts you like π For example: I had more messages about my post last night than I did likes! AND I will happily talk to you about how wet my pussy was if you liked it but if you didnt OH BOY you are getting a long story about a bridge instead my friend.
like if you want a naughty sofa video tonight where im all like π a romantic Monday night in for just me, you and THE VEIN on my forehead I get when im upside for too long. The vein in your dick is also welcome.
I started watching "the boys" tonight πΊ anyone seen it? am I wasting my time or is it decent? so far I like it but I think its really just procrastination to avoid watching the last to episodes of AoT out. Why am I this way?
Anyway speaking of the boys, heres the girls (my boobs) for the boys (you) all dressed up in bows as a goodbye to this outfit but I got something CUTE (gross) for you tomorrow π
How many times dya reckon youve jerked off to the video of me in this bikini by now? Feel free to dm me the number because it makes me a weird mixture of smug, happy and a little turned on π€·π»ββοΈ also if youve got your rebill on then youve also got a different lil clip with that vibrator last night incoming to your dms π (there isnt a worm emoji to add emphasis to the "incommmmming" so a caterpillar will have to do)
I hope in the future I have an opportunity where I have to go back in time to warn myself about something and that itβs 2019 when I had these tig ole bitties, so I can give past me a quick motorboat on the way out
you bet my big soft flowery BUTT that I just sent you two uncensored versions of these where im not wearing any underwear to your dms. π just a cute lil fat pussy waiting for you to get home from work and stick your face in it like ππ π
Yoooo I was in a fucking car accident yesterday, SO heres a photo of me looking out of the window into the distance, seems like the appropriate mood n all. But then also heres 6 more cute photos of me slowly getting my boobs out for you because shit happens and boobs make stuff better.
Boring details of what transpired:
It was an ordinary Wednesday evening, the sun was preparing to set on what had been a surprisingly dry day for that of Northern England. I faintly remember turning down the 1960's soul music, of which specific artist I forget, I had playing on my stereo system just moments before, almost as if I forebode the events that were about to unfold. JUST KIDDING, I cant keep up all that lah dee dah story telling stuff. But I will tell you what happened:
I was driving down a main road past a petrol station only at like 30mph thank fuck but out of nowhere someone pulled out of a petrol station with no right of way AND they couldn't see round a parked car so just drove into the side of me. I managed to swerve a little bit out of the way thank fuck because I had a passenger in the car and it was on their side that she hit us. Thank fuck, my passenger was fine, the lady who hit me was fine and im fine too despite being well shook up yesterday. She's done a pretty great job at fucking up my car real bad though down all four panels on the left side tho π its getting picked up today so im hoping they can just repair it but it doesnt matter. Everyone is fine and we were well lucky!
I dont remember what happened when I got out the car but apparently I picked up her license plate and handed it to her and went "is the yours is it?" with the GRUMPIEST expression on my face. Which now its all over makes me laugh.
Its whatever, I just wanted to let you know why I wasnt around to say goodnight to you last night like usual.
Sorry for the selfie spam ππ»ββοΈ I just really liked the way this top made my milkers look. Yep I just called em milkers.π₯ WHAT There all soft and big and feel real good. You jealous I get to play with them all day?
wanna have a go on my fronties? ππ»ββοΈ I dont know what that means but it sounds like a cute way of you being able to do what you want with my boooooooobs and whats better than that, I feel pretty lucky I get to play with them whenever I want. Like right now, imma grab them real quick...grabbed them, damn they soft. anyway I just sent you a picture of my butt to your dms to make your day a little nicer β€οΈ
I worked out today that if I slap my pussy ten times it makes it go fatter and I love it. So every like on this post Iβll count as one pussy slap, letβs see what youβve got π₯
I have SO much content in this outfit and you will not be able to resist me Mr Powers! Iβmma go through it all tomorrow and make you some real jerk off material but I just wanted to pop in before I go to bed to say that if youβve never had a woman use her heels to hold her mouth open whilst you cum in it then pls dream about me doing it tonight. That is all. π β¨
Felt like a tusken raider holding that dildo and a stormtrooper with my aim when it was on the mirror. AM I RIGHT?
OK so what have we learnt:
1. I need to use a small mirror so if it falls it wonβt knock me out
2. I need to get a dildo that has better suction cos I tried FOUR today and this was the best but STILL not good.
3. I need better aim or not cos yno butt stuff>everything else
But this is why we do practice runs ππ»ββοΈ
I wasnβt drumming to the music, I just wanted to get dick slapped THAT BEING SAID as an after thought playing butt bongos with dildos turns it into full on drumming on that ass and I am very down for it.
Anyway imma try and stick a dildo to a mirror today and fuck it for you what are you doing today? π
Morning thoughts and bad dancing so I be in your mind all day! (Even if it is for my terrible moves) I must be the only bitch who canβt dance but can fuck real good
Imma send you a couple more to your dms for two reasons:
1. I wanna slide into them and catch up
2. CHECK OUT THAT OCD-ELICIOUSNESS! how many photos have I posted? 1234. THATS RIGHT.
JD is ma name and backwards it spells DJ AND like a DJ I take requests and it was requested I show more of my butt in this outfit π I plan on being naked and playing dress up and jerking off a bunch tomorrow so if you have any more little requests for posts then lemme know so I can make you happy
I need some sunglasses, but youβve gotta be super cool (douchey) to wear sunglasses inside never mind to wake up in them right? No shade. Geddit? π more to the point, why did I wake up without a head between my legs? The fuck
Gyms reopen in a week and im excited to turn my home grown ass into a squat machine cos if it looks like this from eating pizza and going on adventures with my dog imagine what it'll look like when I start training again BAHHHH, im so excited. Thankyou for every single person who's made me feel still super comfortable and sexy and shit with the quarantine body ive had for the past year even if I dont have "abs" anymore or whatever. Everytime you compliment me it makes me more confident and happier with who I am so thankyou! AND if youre also about to start getting strong again or toning stuff up lemme know so we can motivate each other and be competitive fucks.
READY FOR AN EGG-PLICIT EGG HUNT?!?
that pun is so good i used it twice. β¨Heres three photos from the egg hunt to give you an idea of what its gonna be like, BUT as well as these theres 7 more in your dms! ALSO before you say βwhat do i get if i win?β, you see the third photo here, imagine that but from a slightly better angle, minus the white pants with a glorious golden egg sat right on my clit! OH and thats not all, what about a lil 13 second HD clip of it too? THATS YO DAMN PRIZE. OOOF, it so up close and hd you can see every little detail. β¨Go to you dms for all the details on how to play and good luck to you! It gets harder in the other photos π (in more ways than one)β¨