Yoooo I was in a fucking car accident yesterday, SO heres a ..
Added 2021-04-21 08:51:14 +0000 UTCYoooo I was in a fucking car accident yesterday, SO heres a photo of me looking out of the window into the distance, seems like the appropriate mood n all. But then also heres 6 more cute photos of me slowly getting my boobs out for you because shit happens and boobs make stuff better. Boring details of what transpired: It was an ordinary Wednesday evening, the sun was preparing to set on what had been a surprisingly dry day for that of Northern England. I faintly remember turning down the 1960's soul music, of which specific artist I forget, I had playing on my stereo system just moments before, almost as if I forebode the events that were about to unfold. JUST KIDDING, I cant keep up all that lah dee dah story telling stuff. But I will tell you what happened: I was driving down a main road past a petrol station only at like 30mph thank fuck but out of nowhere someone pulled out of a petrol station with no right of way AND they couldn't see round a parked car so just drove into the side of me. I managed to swerve a little bit out of the way thank fuck because I had a passenger in the car and it was on their side that she hit us. Thank fuck, my passenger was fine, the lady who hit me was fine and im fine too despite being well shook up yesterday. She's done a pretty great job at fucking up my car real bad though down all four panels on the left side tho 🎉 its getting picked up today so im hoping they can just repair it but it doesnt matter. Everyone is fine and we were well lucky! I dont remember what happened when I got out the car but apparently I picked up her license plate and handed it to her and went "is the yours is it?" with the GRUMPIEST expression on my face. Which now its all over makes me laugh. Its whatever, I just wanted to let you know why I wasnt around to say goodnight to you last night like usual.
