dunno what it is about this dress that makes me wanna be put..

dunno what it is about this dress that makes me wanna be put over someones knee and spanked baaaaaaaad 🥵🤷🏻♀️
2023-01-10 19:33:59 +0000 UTC View Postdunno what it is about this dress that makes me wanna be put over someones knee and spanked baaaaaaaad 🥵🤷🏻♀️
2023-01-10 19:33:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn my way to the gym today I somehow ended up getting a slice 🍕 AND THEN I walked past an imax and saw that a documentary about the Hubble telescope was starting in ten minutes (would highly recommend) so did that too and then an hour later finally made it to the gym 😬. I did good tho and turned the pizza into butt protein. 💪🏻 Anyway here’s a snip from my accidental solo date with myself because I couldn’t take you with me. ❤️
2023-01-09 22:21:59 +0000 UTC View PostMy pussy is always so fat and pink 🍔
2023-01-09 14:16:49 +0000 UTC View Postcod zombies voice: *double points*💀 check your dms to see my throat be pushed
2023-01-08 18:31:43 +0000 UTC View Postmy tits were too fucking big yesterday to not let some of it drip out of my mouth onto them 🤤 & tomorrows video is gonna make you give me even more (please)
2023-01-07 23:12:52 +0000 UTC View PostJust thirty seconds of me looking like a snack before the naughty shit tomorrow Speaking of snacks, it’s midnight so I need one…can I swallow you?
2023-01-07 00:20:22 +0000 UTC View PostPOV you’re brushing your teeth whilst I shower and bet me I can’t lick my own nipple
2023-01-06 13:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t know why me trying on latex involved me spreading my ass for you but it just did 🙇🏻♀️❤️
2023-01-05 16:49:27 +0000 UTC View PostI watched the godfather II tonight and god damn is al Pacino fine as fuck but that movie was so long and that’s why I’m so late 🙇🏻♀️ here’s a sneak peek of the new latex I got, tell me how you wanna see it for real 😈 P.s Al Pacino eating an orange made me horny tonight and I thought you should know that
2023-01-05 00:22:52 +0000 UTC View PostI took this in a hotel LOBBY in London when I was checking out because WHATTHEYGONDO 😂 But also thats why its kinda goofy, I only had one shot to get the picture and autopilot took me to goofy smile
2023-01-04 13:56:54 +0000 UTC View PostFresh out the shower and ready for a tongue in my ass. You like this ✋🏻 👁️ 👅 👁️ 🤚🏻
2023-01-03 11:50:54 +0000 UTC View PostI thought steam rooms were for getting steamy in? 🧖🏻♀️
2022-12-31 20:47:54 +0000 UTC View PostOn my way back home finally 🏠 here’s a train pic of I guess my belly? Too many tats to even realise when my tits are out anymore 😭😂 Oh and the penis bulge is because I buy men’s trousers and get them altered because the pockets are bigger and they look cooler but yeah my bad for the fake fabric penis
2022-12-31 15:18:58 +0000 UTC View Postlemme help you pin that leg back, I can just rest my arm on the squishy boob
2022-12-30 13:07:55 +0000 UTC View PostMy forehead may be xl but my pussy xs
2022-12-29 18:16:23 +0000 UTC View PostI got a train to london last minute because I wanna eat so here’s me at the hotel quickly getting the frustrated I haven’t cum all day feeling out of me so I can focus on eating delicious dumplings tonight. If you have that feeling right now you should probably go take care of it too 🙇🏻♀️
2022-12-28 23:33:41 +0000 UTC View PostLEMME TELL YOU IT WAS A STIFF COMPETITION 😬 but I somehow narrowed it down to three! I’ve already messaged the winners and sent them their prize but just incase youre curious why they were crowned the three wise men of dickmas 22, this is why… Entry one- a full body picture of them completely nude but wearing a santa hat, photoshopped onto a chair next to a tree, with emoji presents and an extra cut out of their dick with a bow on it as one of the presents 😭😂 Entry two - a snow scene with trees but they were really just his dicks (all different phoros) with drawn light spirals around them 😂 Entry three: his dick with a small woollen Santa hat on it, a real life wooden hat he got for his knob. 😅😂 Yet again you all fucking killed it and it was so hard to pick winners. Thankyou for being so wonderfully weird and down to play like that ❤️❤️❤️
2022-12-28 11:45:23 +0000 UTC View PostHappy christmas baybehhhhhh! I hope you have had a nice day and sorry I wasnt under your tree 🎄 Santa did try to steal me last night but I used my deadly skills from that one Krav Maga lesson I had to fight him off, so dont be mad at him, he tried. I’ve spent today re watching 90s royal rumbles and eating on the sofa with my dog which explains why the background of these photos only looks good on the first one. I’m not spending my christmas digitally ironing a backdrop 😂 Fortunately I know the only smooth thing you’re interested in is my ass. P.S. EXTENDING THE DICKMAS COMPETITION UNTIL 27/12 for I fear I didnt give you enough time to take weird dick pics. Its almost like some of you you were wrapping presents for your loved ones and not your cock and balls for me. 😅
2022-12-25 20:38:23 +0000 UTC View PostI was naughty and opened up a Christmas present from my wishlist early because I knew it was a toy. & I was naughtier because even though I’m techincally not supposed to cum yet I accidentally did so I guess I just do that again now which is a Christmas miracle. I’ll dm you the clip where I cum real soon 😚 as in time wise now, but I also did cum embarassingly soon. I’ve got no game anymore 😂
2022-12-24 16:52:30 +0000 UTC View PostDICKMAS COMPETITION 2022: - dm me a christmas themed dick pic - you can use post edits like emojis, drawings, photoshop or whatever - you can use real life materials like bows, tiny hats, glitter etc - will be judged on three elements: 1. Theme appropriate 2. How much it makes me laugh 3. Creativity/Effort - all dicks welcome - tip THIS POST $5 dollars and dm me your entry (one photo per entry) - will be picking three winners on Christmas Day! Each winner gets their next month sub for free AND my next ppv for free! -obviously I will not show any of the entry’s but will describe instead with my voice what in the fuck I’m looking at Cant wait to see what you beautiful weirdos come up with! Make me laugh, make me wet, love you
2022-12-23 14:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostDETAILS ON THIS YEARS CHRISTMAS COCK COMPETITION BEST IN SHOW COMING SOON 🎄
2022-12-23 11:41:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe girl next door invited you over to watch a movie but she couldn’t find the remote for the tv. She asked you if you were sat on it and you said no but she didn’t believe you because no one ever believes someone when they’re saying they aren’t sat on the remote even though 9/10 times they aren’t. Anyway after making you get up to see with her own eyes that you were infact not lying about not being sat on the remote, she looks to see if it has fallen down the back of the sofa and you notice that she’s not wearing any pants underneath the already questionable woollen loin cloth. What do you do next? P.s like this post if you want to see what happens next (naughtier photos) P.p.s make sure you have your renew on for bonus naughty photos
2022-12-21 14:44:17 +0000 UTC View PostI wanted to practice (not that I need it) cumshots for you but also couldn’t get any dick tonight SO I did this instead. I kinda like the thought of you all in a christmas line letting it snow on me 🙇🏻♀️ P.s sorry for the little bits of noise cancellation AGAIN, my phone is on some shit I swear. Imma ask Santa for an upgrade for Christmas because FREE SEXY GIRL NOISES. Santa isn’t real tho so guess I gotta buy that shit myself dammit I wish he was real I’d for sure make it on the nice list, just LOOK at how much of a good girl I am 🙇🏻♀️
2022-12-20 23:39:49 +0000 UTC View PostI dont care if youre a foot taller than me I think our legs are still gonna be the same length 😂
2022-12-19 13:09:31 +0000 UTC View PostSo yno like I had to have surgery 10 days ago, well I didn’t tell you this because I’ve been in denial but after it they were like “SO…a little awkward but you can’t raise your heart rate” (the surgery wasn’t anything to do with my heart but I guess for healing non swelling purposes I dunno) anyway so they go “so yno, no gym, no sex, no over exerting yourself” . And I’m like COME AGAIN? and they were like “yeah you’re not allowed orgasm for a month” and I was like ain’t no WAY, it’s not like I had surgery on my pussy, so they said “ok three weeks is fine” and when I say I tried real hard for the last 10 days, real real hard but then just then I was like maybe I could just touch it and not orgasm and if I put my butt in the air I’ll have more control?! 😂🤷🏻♀️ like a tensed butt anti orgasm technique. But it’s been so long that I kinda just came outta no where and well…LOOK WHO DIDNT DIE. Anyway I made some weird noises like mmmmyh mmmmmyh because it felt so fucking crazy so get your headphones and listen to me. P.s I ain’t going back to waiting because it’s only been two weeks and I gotta make you a Christmas video 😏 but yeah apologies for no ppv this Sunday. I’m gonna try and maybe get a cumshot for you early this week to make it up for it. No promises as it takes two and the last two I tried to get on camera went badly (only all in my eyes and a wig malfunction) 😂 but I’m on a mission 💦
2022-12-18 17:19:13 +0000 UTC View PostWould you take the socks off me or make me leave them on? I’m sure if you wrapped my legs round your face they’d make pretty good winter ear muffs 🤷🏻♀️ ❄️
2022-12-17 13:58:40 +0000 UTC View Postwoke up craving a naked pillow fort day
2022-12-16 13:13:19 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t get why I can’t do nipple clamps but you can squeeze them as hard as you want with your fingers and I’ll love it 🙇🏻♀️
2022-12-14 17:52:36 +0000 UTC View Post