Happy christmas baybehhhhhh! I hope you have had a nice day ..
Added 2022-12-25 20:38:23 +0000 UTCHappy christmas baybehhhhhh! I hope you have had a nice day and sorry I wasnt under your tree 🎄 Santa did try to steal me last night but I used my deadly skills from that one Krav Maga lesson I had to fight him off, so dont be mad at him, he tried. I’ve spent today re watching 90s royal rumbles and eating on the sofa with my dog which explains why the background of these photos only looks good on the first one. I’m not spending my christmas digitally ironing a backdrop 😂 Fortunately I know the only smooth thing you’re interested in is my ass. P.S. EXTENDING THE DICKMAS COMPETITION UNTIL 27/12 for I fear I didnt give you enough time to take weird dick pics. Its almost like some of you you were wrapping presents for your loved ones and not your cock and balls for me. 😅
