I don’t want to speak for most offices but in my company, we..
I don’t want to speak for most offices but in my company, we like to order crowns from China. And the looks on my patient’s faces. 😭
2022-09-05 09:17:19 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t want to speak for most offices but in my company, we like to order crowns from China. And the looks on my patient’s faces. 😭
2022-09-05 09:17:19 +0000 UTC View PostI just placed an order for a new toy c:
2022-09-05 01:36:19 +0000 UTC View PostHelp me make a new tinder bio, comment NOW
2022-09-05 00:11:24 +0000 UTC View PostMy mom: it’s late, go shower Me: no, I’m gonna go to the beach and look for a dog dad “U GOT A DOG?? Can I come to your house??”
2022-09-04 23:14:42 +0000 UTC View PostI be like: I don’t wanna just fuck ppl, I wanna fall in love :( Also me: damn this guys eyes are beautiful, lemme see that dick tho
2022-09-04 22:57:53 +0000 UTC View PostYa’ll are so sweet with the compliments, prolly cus I don’t go out and talk to anyone ever. 🥺
2022-09-04 22:47:29 +0000 UTC View PostI get so tired of swiping on apps that I just stroll the beach for dog dads tbh
2022-09-04 14:16:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s always a surprise when he puts my hand down his pants & idk how big his dick is 😛
2022-09-04 14:09:57 +0000 UTC View PostTodays my kids birthday! :) Then 10 days and it’s my birthdayyy *I ran at the beach for like 5 seconds to catch up with this old lady for no reason :) Been walking 2 miles a day since Wednesday !!
2022-09-04 13:21:09 +0000 UTC View PostTbh I want a crazy best friend like in Knock Knock
2022-09-04 11:08:01 +0000 UTC View PostTell me How these men can’t make me cum :((
2022-09-04 00:06:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s so weird going from an office where they talk shit if you go out for drinks to working in an office WHERE ALL MY GIRLS LOVE THEIR LIQUORR
2022-09-03 22:59:24 +0000 UTC View PostDo you think I can get a man with a 3 year old son to cheat on his wife ?? *mind you, HIS WIFE GOT HIM HIS JOB. What’s the plan?? Help
2022-09-03 21:53:01 +0000 UTC View PostI’m happy to be finding big dicks but I miss the cuddles and going out
2022-09-03 16:51:30 +0000 UTC View PostI like to post on here cus twitter has that stupid character restriction limit
2022-09-03 16:29:38 +0000 UTC View PostMy chrome cast is being picky with markiplier videos and won’t show me Mortuary Assistant >:(
2022-09-03 07:17:38 +0000 UTC View PostOmg I was getting rdy to get out the house & now my stomach is like: don’t leave, we have charcuterie Edit* it is now 4:45, I’ve just been sitting on the floor in my socks making TikTok’s, time for nom noms
2022-09-02 19:58:24 +0000 UTC View PostI FUCKING LOVE MY JOB, don’t take it away from me pls I just want to be yung & dumb
2022-09-02 19:52:59 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s only 3pm & im so bored. I should be touching myself or exploring :3
2022-09-02 18:53:08 +0000 UTC View PostMy birthday is coming up and I have no plans, no friends. All I do is impulsively drive on the highway just to watch the trees in the horizon. Edit* I do have plans, I work my usual evening shift and then have to go to sleep and restart the day. Maybe we’ll go to Applebees or something lol
2022-09-02 18:49:02 +0000 UTC View PostMe [tells him to stop texting] No response for one hr : I finally got rid of him 😌 Notification * why ?
2022-09-02 13:14:19 +0000 UTC View PostI was about to cry cus I couldn’t remember where I parked my car
2022-09-02 13:11:37 +0000 UTC View Postwould u teach me how to use discord
2022-09-02 12:54:50 +0000 UTC View Post