I keep dropping the soap, can you imagine if my ex got me in..
I keep dropping the soap, can you imagine if my ex got me incarcerated??
2022-09-02 10:48:32 +0000 UTC View PostI keep dropping the soap, can you imagine if my ex got me incarcerated??
2022-09-02 10:48:32 +0000 UTC View PostHey Siri, how come I. Never get tired of down with the sickness ??
2022-09-02 10:35:52 +0000 UTC View Postwants to text doctor if he’ll do dental work on me *remembers he never responds to me ;-;
2022-09-02 10:31:36 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s crazy how she calls me a weirdo crazy slut and now I WANT to be a crazy weirdo slut and make men b naughty
2022-09-02 10:21:46 +0000 UTC View PostI’m thinking about going to work so I can look up my ex-managers husband’s phone number so I can send him nudes Any suggestions what else I should say???
2022-09-02 10:20:37 +0000 UTC View PostI constantly feel judged and I’m wondering how these ppl with face tats have so much confidence :( I can be a good actor on a good day
2022-09-02 10:18:50 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve never even been to olive garden
2022-09-02 09:34:57 +0000 UTC View PostI had sex with this guy twice already & im like nice dick but I wanna get dicked down by someone else :<
2022-09-01 18:50:15 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t EVER THINK there’s a such thing as dumb questions
2022-09-01 14:59:01 +0000 UTC View Postwould you come sit in a courtroom with me? 🥺👉👈
2022-09-01 14:28:07 +0000 UTC View PostThinking about how insignificant my life is but what a wonderful time it is rn
2022-09-01 13:15:13 +0000 UTC View PostI h8 most editing apps which is y some of my stuff is gArbáge
2022-09-01 11:37:22 +0000 UTC View Post6pm: tell my mom I’m going to the beach Come back at 2am My mom: u came home so late last night Me: I fell asleep on the beach
2022-09-01 11:31:08 +0000 UTC View PostHim: y u up at 2am?? Me[leaving so I can take a shit at my house]
2022-09-01 07:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostYo this guy likes to have sex in the dark, no BJ vid
2022-09-01 07:03:26 +0000 UTC View PostHis dick is big and nice but it’s just sex ;( need to keep looking for moar dicc
2022-08-31 21:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostShe calls me a slut but she’s a sex worker too lol but I guess you can be a sex worker without being a slut but where’s the fun in that???
2022-08-31 18:05:18 +0000 UTC View PostMy boss got Covid so now I have off til after Labor Day so it’s a beach day, I guess
2022-08-31 13:47:52 +0000 UTC View PostI’m sry I don’t have much going on in my life rn
2022-08-31 11:39:30 +0000 UTC View PostYesterday my receptionists were complaining how this TEMPORARY worker was being hired by the company for $60/hr Bruh she’s like 50 years old, get it ma. Idk y ppl always hating
2022-08-31 11:36:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy fuck:kiss ratio is beat cus id rather suck a dick than swap saliva
2022-08-30 11:25:49 +0000 UTC View Post