What did I just say ??
What did I just say ??
2022-09-25 09:23:15 +0000 UTC View PostAnd they say you can still here him yelling in the distance, [im not gay]
2022-09-25 08:49:57 +0000 UTC View Post>:) my pussy is back to normal, i have a museum date today!!! He showed me his dick already, it’s not that big but let’s see if he can fuckk
2022-09-25 08:26:44 +0000 UTC View PostOk you guys hate me, I’ll be quiet
2022-09-25 07:36:03 +0000 UTC View PostMy legs r sore after swimming, massages pls
2022-09-25 06:38:35 +0000 UTC View PostI got a gym membership :) Ima mermaid now
2022-09-24 22:01:41 +0000 UTC View PostMy dr. Slept in so I made her buy me Dunkin’ Donuts for being late
2022-09-24 18:19:24 +0000 UTC View PostIs it bad I wanna sleep with her man out of pettiness lol
2022-09-24 10:46:05 +0000 UTC View PostCan you keep me updated and tell me if my friend has her tooth yet? And tell her I miss her and love her & it’s ok to hate me, she my homie no matter what
2022-09-24 00:28:42 +0000 UTC View PostNothing is more satisfying than reaching down & touching smooth lips ☺️
2022-09-24 00:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostIf you guys don’t have to try, I don’t want to either ;((
2022-09-23 17:47:10 +0000 UTC View PostI continue to believe no one wants to bang me cus >:( look at the time
2022-09-23 11:58:22 +0000 UTC View Post>:( I told you I like clean guys and then you just continue to not shave?? FUCK OFF
2022-09-23 08:25:43 +0000 UTC View PostOnce I find someone who can make me cum, I’m holding onto them >:c
2022-09-23 00:53:10 +0000 UTC View PostHey Siri, why am I using the toilet so much today
2022-09-22 20:15:17 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t wait to put a penis in me
2022-09-22 18:27:23 +0000 UTC View PostI h8 bras cause I keep needing to buy new ones. What’s the point of them even existing >:( to hold my boobs til they’re 😵
2022-09-22 17:39:16 +0000 UTC View PostMy coworkers keep coming to work early.. >.> I’m tryna cum at work early too..
2022-09-22 14:55:47 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re going in time out, Jim. Don’t resubscribe pls
2022-09-22 14:53:12 +0000 UTC View PostI be dreaming of co Ed bathrooms where even in the stall it’s just a urinal and a wall
2022-09-22 12:49:43 +0000 UTC View PostShe’s getting hairier, it actually hurts a little to wax off when they this long even tho they need it a few inches long to grab onto :<
2022-09-22 09:04:04 +0000 UTC View PostI had a dream I was gonna get eaten out in a bathroom stall but then the girl got in my pants and we both squatted and she p
2022-09-22 07:16:23 +0000 UTC View PostI wish oF gave me merch; this is a Victorian home that a lawyer showed us around and I couldn’t lock the door You have to pull the toilet plug up to flush, crazyy
2022-09-21 23:25:10 +0000 UTC View PostChanging to go to this event, my coworker got me a pink lemonade vodka nip
2022-09-21 19:59:47 +0000 UTC View Post