Half day @ work then cook out with the city :))

Half day @ work then cook out with the city :))
2022-09-21 13:01:40 +0000 UTC View PostHalf day @ work then cook out with the city :))
2022-09-21 13:01:40 +0000 UTC View PostMy ex used to fuck me 2-5 times before bed, miss that shit
2022-09-21 06:50:54 +0000 UTC View PostI should get something sexy to wear for Halloween, ya??? LOL it’s Monday & im working
2022-09-21 06:23:51 +0000 UTC View PostI had a dream I ordered food at 8pm, left the restaurant, went to sleep & woke up at 3am and I was upset I missed my food I keep dreaming of my old office >:(
2022-09-21 06:17:11 +0000 UTC View PostI went on a first date and it was a no go Always trust ur gut
2022-09-20 23:05:08 +0000 UTC View PostIs it just me or do ppl slow down when I’m walking on the street 😏
2022-09-20 22:31:58 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I worked at dunks, this short yt girl asked y do Asians girls like whites boys Bitch idk
2022-09-19 14:56:01 +0000 UTC View Postcan’t u just take care of me ??
2022-09-19 09:12:03 +0000 UTC View PostI finally matched with a doctor on tinder, an orthodontist >.> but still.. a doctor.. >:( I should be happy cus realistically they make the most money but ppl don’t like ortho lol He stopped responding to me, prolly cus I said I’m an assistant
2022-09-18 21:16:43 +0000 UTC View Post> swipes right on everyone cus idgaf anymore > sux at talking to ppl, just wants sex with one person for the next 10 years
2022-09-18 17:05:57 +0000 UTC View PostOF has models that do little dumb segments like bake, self care, tech and plants, so yes, my page is all about ✨me ✨
2022-09-17 20:27:16 +0000 UTC View PostOk so now I gotta use my lips for kissing since I can’t use my pussy ;((((
2022-09-17 16:03:52 +0000 UTC View PostWhen u show me ur big cocks, I’m like damn, I been having sex with small guys?? THEY SAY SIZE DOESNT MATTER, it’s how U use it!! Tru cus hard and fast is how I like it and it’s enough to satisfy me ☺️
2022-09-17 15:13:52 +0000 UTC View PostTreat yourself (again) My back was literally killing me, had to get it massaged, the guy keeps rubbing his hard on my hand o3o
2022-09-17 13:09:01 +0000 UTC View PostI HAVE TO PUT CREAM IN MY VAGINA FOR A WEEK The nurse said she wishes everyone was as nice as me & that’s funny cus I had an 8 y/o patient and we did his cleaning and he was giggling the whole time, it was adorable !!!
2022-09-17 12:59:34 +0000 UTC View PostGot a receptionist that’s 20 years old, Her[shocked]: you still live with your mom?? I’m 20, and [shows finger] I’m engaged!!! Ok, good for you. Things don’t last forever but continuing a relationship with your mother until her old age does. Idk, I don’t rly wanna live with anyone else unless I’m Super comfy with ya.
2022-09-17 11:57:24 +0000 UTC View PostI watch American dad cus I’m like yeah, they’re not annoying But now I’m like e.e
2022-09-17 01:44:24 +0000 UTC View PostHonestly I haven’t even slept in my room all week, I’ve been sleeping in the living room cus I don’t wanna sleep alone ;(((
2022-09-17 00:42:04 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t want you in my life, Dennis. You had a chance and you blew it, buddy. I don’t do Second chances. Wtf do you think I am?? Lol I deleted him before he even got to see this cus y should we even bother letting him subscribe !! :3
2022-09-17 00:26:05 +0000 UTC View PostI’m freaking out over my vaginal health :(( I’m going to the walk in clinic tomorrow I h8 when they ask if you use protection Instant judgement Like SHUT UP, I just wanna take some dick and medicine, test me. Don’t judge me Wtf
2022-09-16 23:55:07 +0000 UTC View PostTell me how I told this guy we should go out and he’s like “I’m at the library, studying.” And then. Doesn’t respond for the rest of the evening Ok sir, get that degree but don’t make time for me idgaf I’ll look for the next penis :3
2022-09-16 23:15:56 +0000 UTC View PostI’m thinking about sending my coworker’s a “I’m pregnant and I’m keeping it” bouquet gift to their door step, I’m so cray
2022-09-16 22:23:05 +0000 UTC View Post