Check out our roundup of vintage vibrators here!
The first vibrators were marketed for use by doctors and spas, but in the 1900s, ads began appearing as cure-alls in magazines geared toward women. American Vibrator Company was even so bold as to state their product “can be used by yourself in the privacy of dressing room or boudoir…” They even claimed it would keep a woman yo un g. The glow of satisfaction will do that to a girl.
Unfortunately, in the ’20s, vibes showed up in pornography, effectively ending their appearance in “respectable” publications.
Fast-forward to the 1950s, when one company began marketing the Vibra Finger “Gum Massager” (uh-huh). Featuring a “full-size” finger attached to an electric base, the massager was dentist approved. For only $7, this little gadget was also said to be a great gift. The money-back guarantee is nice, but I have a feeling no one ever took advantage of it. Others were marketed as plain-old massagers, beauty aids and weight-loss devices.
The sexual revolution ended that nonsense, and in the ’70s, vibrators reappeared as devices used solely for sex. (So next time you see a certified ’60s bra-burner, give her a hug!) But despite how far we’ve come, they’re still called novelties in the fine print...
See that image? That was the first vibrator!!!
The first battery-powered and electric vibrators weren’t introduced until around the turn of the 20th century. Unsurprisingly, it was among the first personal devices electrified, only falling behind the sewing machine, fan, tea kettle and toaster.
Gotta like the priorities!!!
It's Sunday....and today...let's learn a few things! LOL didn't know what to talk about, so I thought you guys might be interested in the vibrator history!!!! Heyyyyyy....this is history!!!!
Believe it or not, the vibrator was invented in 1869 by an American doctor, George Taylor. Even more surprising, the first model was steam-powered. (Can you imagine?)
A popular British model, Macaura’s Pulsocon (later renamed Macaura’s Bl oo d Circulator) was introduced in the mid-1880s and continued to be sold well into the late 1920s. This model was hand-cranked, which seems a little distracting, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do...
To be continued later today! haha
I just realized that years ago I was fucked in front of an authentic BurgerTime cab! LOL I swear, I never noticed before today...and I was WAY too busy fucking and drinking on that day, haha! Truth is, my interest into retro gaming wasn't as strong as it is today either.
Have you ever played Burger Time? I have known the game forever but I have yet to play it! I plan to correct that situation by the end of the year!
Based on yesterday....most of you answered that you have watched some people gaming (live or in videos). I'm curious...who was playing when you were watching?
***ANY PARTY GAMERS around here?***
I'm curious to see what kind of party gamers we have around here... you have 3 options...we would be playing me and you together. Which of these would you pick?
ps: Guitar Hero reminds me of that old ad with Heidi Klum! haha, want me to play like this? ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfS3VzN5fsI
***EROTIC STORIES ARE BACK! Enjoy this one today!!!***
“Are you awake?” he whispered.
“Yes. Barely.”
“Mmm.” He uttered the noise before scooting against me, the width of his chest warm on my back and his legs folding up beneath my thighs. He brushed aside my hair, then pressed soft kisses on my neck and shoulder.
“Good morning.”
“Morning.”I looped my arm around my waist, grazing the fingers he’d laid on my hip before he slid them up over my arm,
Do you find freedom when captured?
He’d asked me this our first morning together, his fingers playing over my tattoo like they were now after we’d shared a wild night, where he’d invited me to explore this intense, delectable world with him. It’d been easy to say yes, because how could one refuse the adventures it felt like she’d been craving her entire life? Dean had drawn each and every one of my desires into the open and somehow inspired even more.
“Do you know what I dreamed of?” he asked.
“What?”
“Last night. The way you looked over my knee.”
I rubbed my cheek against the pillow and opened my eyes to Dean nestling closer. I hadn’t dreamed of it, but I thought about it now. I’d liked trying it, and knowing it excited him as much as it did had turned me on, too. The deliberate discipline still felt silly, but it was hard to miss how much we’d both enjoyed it.
Dean arched up his hips, his nascent erection rubbing against my ass.
“What’d you like most?” I asked.
Dean ran his hand down over my hip, caressing it while he spoke against my neck. “Most? Hard to say.” He curved his fingers around my hip bone like I loved, teasing me with the dig of his fingertips. “The fact that your ass was on display for me. The way you jumped around on my knee…and rubbed your clit on me.” I took a sharp inhalation, and Dean shifted his fingers forward, stroking the top of my mound with the faintest touch. “The sound of my hand on you? That was sexy. The way you cried out, too. And when I hit your pussy…” After he said this, he ran his fingers lower. I parted my legs, the blanket and sheets falling away from us. “Did you like that?”
“Yes.” The spanking I was still pondering, but that, yes. That had done me in. Dean’s fingers crept between my folds, insistent, exploring. He pushed them inside and I moaned.
“You’re already wet. Dripping from us talking about it. I love how talking does this to you, gets you wet like this…”
I rolled backward into him, kicking my leg out and over his thigh to give him better access. Dean slid his arm between the mattress and my waist and hoisted me until I was almost on top of him. The fingers of his other hand sank in as far as they could. He clapped a hand over my breast and held me to him, his mouth hot on the top of my shoulder.
“Oh, God…”
Dean drew his fingers out, then swiped the pads fast over my clit like I loved. I gasped. “Your clit is so swollen. Open your legs more, love.” I did, splayed over him, and Dean tugged me fully atop him to plunge his fingers in again. I laced my fingers into my hair, loving how he held me, how deep his fingers sank before he stole them out to rub my wetness all over my swollen bud.
“Fuck…” I bucked my hips but he pressed harder into me.
“Stay. Open, Riley. Like this.” I moaned, his fingers dipping in, then out in a deft tease. He cinched me tighter with the hand on my chest to clap the other gently against my cunt.
“Oh…oh, yes.”
Dean growled behind me. “You like that, don’t you?”
“Yes,” I whimpered, unable to stop the word with how good it felt. He did it firmer his next time before shoving his fingers deep. When he drew them out, he clapped them against me again, making hard contact with my opening in a wet pop. I cried out, and he rubbed my clit and slapped my cunt once more. Pleasure danced its way through my senses, unfurling in my heart. Dean jammed his fingers inside and bit my flesh.
When I moaned, he said, “Come for me.”
***Next time you have a first date at a restaurant...***
Knowledge breeds confidence. Do you know where to sit during a dinner date? Always position yourself at a 90-degree angle to her instead of straight on, says Steele. If she sits at the end of the table, sit in the first seat to her left.
Turn toward her from the waist, which will give her the opportunity to turn toward you. Women don't like a full-frontal assault. It's intimidating. A confident man realizes he should give the woman the choice to turn to him, and he is sure that she will.
**Trust me, you'll thank me!**
The blonde's computer password had to be eight characters long and include at least one capital….
So she made it "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyAlbany"
After seeing this video, I'm debating...would you prefer to fuck Britney at her peak or this version of Kate Upton? FUUUUCKKKK Kate looks HOT in that one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olj0k_RBYHE
Not feeling any Birthday love on Onlyfans... kinda more depressing than fun! So I don't think I'll be around that much since you all clearly don't care.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
***Have a great Sunday!!!***
Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking Goofy!"
Have a great day !!!!!
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I am REALLY REALLY hoping to take one day off for my birthday (it's in a few days!!!!). Likely this upcoming weekend. So I'm offering a few "Riley Deserves A Birthday" package. I'm hoping to be able to go maybe to the spa, and have a massage....my back and neck are killing me lately so I could realllllly use it!
There are a few packages available. They all include birthday content and some surprises that won't ever be released other than for my birthday celebration.
It would feel so good to just relax this year. I don't need a party or huge gathering, just a simple day with myself.
Do you think it's something you could do? For a birthday girl in need of some inner peace?
Also, obviously, the bigger packages have exponentially more stuff, but there will great stuff in every package. No, I don't describe what's in every package. I want those to be gifts, not a business transaction. So, if you want to send me a lovely gift for my birthday...in return I'll spoil you like a king <3 It's that simple!
Thank you so much to everyone who cares about me <3
I wanted to snooze my alarm on my phone this morning.
So I picked up the TV remote and kept trying to "power off" the alarm LOL
That's how tired I've been this week...
But gotta fight through it. Wishing you all a great day. I need a second coffee lol
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her tits, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."
