you may join me in the shower, but I require waffles afterwa..
you may join me in the shower, but I require waffles afterward
2022-08-11 12:47:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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playing with colors today ❤️💚💙💜🖤🤍🧡💛
playing with colors today ❤️💚💙💜🖤🤍🧡💛
2022-08-10 18:01:30 +0000 UTC View Postare these thighs getting thicc or is it just me?
are these thighs getting thicc or is it just me?
2022-08-10 12:52:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou probably know how much I like to celebrate the little th..
You probably know how much I like to celebrate the little things by now, so check your messages for a surprise 😘
2022-08-09 12:50:03 +0000 UTC View Postlet's pretend today marks 6 months of my OF page and it tota..
let's pretend today marks 6 months of my OF page and it totally was *not* 6 days ago 🙃
2022-08-08 12:35:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm taking the day off to spend some time with friends 🤍 don..
I'm taking the day off to spend some time with friends 🤍 don't have too much fun without me k 😘
2022-08-06 13:01:50 +0000 UTC View Post"I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long."
"I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long."
2022-08-05 12:23:28 +0000 UTC View PostJust in case you were wondering what was *under* my top for ..
Just in case you were wondering what was *under* my top for some reason 🤔
2022-08-04 19:02:23 +0000 UTC View PostI woke up fully convinced it was Friday, so that tells you h..
I woke up fully convinced it was Friday, so that tells you how my week is going. Carry on. 😘
2022-08-04 12:51:03 +0000 UTC View Post
feel free to zoom in on that cake for science and stuff
feel free to zoom in on that cake for science and stuff
2022-08-02 13:05:15 +0000 UTC View Postsounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays
sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays
2022-08-01 12:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post
you may karate chop these once, but then I get to do it back..
you may karate chop these once, but then I get to do it back 😏
2022-07-30 13:03:32 +0000 UTC View Post"Um hello.. excuse me, is this Playboy?"
"Um hello.. excuse me, is this Playboy?"
2022-07-29 19:03:24 +0000 UTC View Postput me on a pedestal (or a side table. whatever you've got)
put me on a pedestal (or a side table. whatever you've got)
2022-07-29 13:02:50 +0000 UTC View PostEvery pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.
Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.
2022-07-28 19:04:08 +0000 UTC View Post
In case you were wondering why I take so long in the shower ..
In case you were wondering why I take so long in the shower 🥵
2022-07-27 19:02:38 +0000 UTC View Post"All night long I've had the most terrible impulse to do som..
"All night long I've had the most terrible impulse to do something."
2022-07-27 12:03:19 +0000 UTC View Post
*Note*: tile is slippery when coated with oil
*Note*: tile is slippery when coated with oil
2022-07-25 13:06:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, sh..
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into [yours]."
2022-07-24 13:17:45 +0000 UTC View Postthis "no pants" thing is really working out for me
this "no pants" thing is really working out for me
2022-07-23 15:36:18 +0000 UTC View PostAttempting to activate your neurons
Attempting to activate your neurons
2022-07-22 20:54:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm not so sure about this angle. Thoughts?
I'm not so sure about this angle. Thoughts?
2022-07-21 12:13:32 +0000 UTC View PostWould you butter these buns? 🤔
Would you butter these buns? 🤔
2022-07-20 12:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post