oh no I dropped my pencil 👀
oh no I dropped my pencil 👀
2022-07-19 12:04:54 +0000 UTC View Post
misssamodiva posts
🌵 is that a snake in your boot or are you just happy to see ..
🌵 is that a snake in your boot or are you just happy to see me? PS sent something fun to your DMs last night. 👀 PPS I'm really bad about sharing information. PPPS Forgive me? 🥺
2022-07-18 11:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostOne can either clean off the countertops or take some artist..
One can either clean off the countertops or take some artistic liberties 😏
2022-07-17 16:35:18 +0000 UTC View Post
*checks clock* ok it's not too early for this 💕also check y..
*checks clock* ok it's not too early for this 💕also check your messages in precisely 1 minute if you have rebill turned on 💕
2022-07-15 19:06:36 +0000 UTC View PostI know I'm not naked, but ***look at this cactus***!
I know I'm not naked, but ***look at this cactus***!
2022-07-15 12:05:16 +0000 UTC View Post1. See cool chair on neighbor's curb. 2. Shove into hatchbac..
1. See cool chair on neighbor's curb. 2. Shove into hatchback (quite gracefully). 3. Drive away quickly just in case. 4. Powerwash for 5 hours. 5. Pose. 6. Profit.
2022-07-14 18:30:53 +0000 UTC View Post
*rubs cushion to indicate where you should sit*
*rubs cushion to indicate where you should sit*
2022-07-12 11:55:22 +0000 UTC View Postalright that did not last long 😂
alright that did not last long 😂
2022-07-11 18:08:43 +0000 UTC View Postyour eyes do not deceive you. this is me.. using a chair pro..
your eyes do not deceive you. this is me.. using a chair properly.. and clothed 👀
2022-07-11 13:58:23 +0000 UTC View Postthis makes me want to try underwater photography
this makes me want to try underwater photography
2022-07-10 12:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post👀 Please excuse the interruption. You should receive a spic..
👀 Please excuse the interruption. You should receive a spicy vid in your DMs in a few (ish) minutes. Carry on. 💋
2022-07-09 19:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post*Another* A+?! Why, professor, I'm not sure I'm deserving 😳
*Another* A+?! Why, professor, I'm not sure I'm deserving 😳
2022-07-09 12:51:21 +0000 UTC View Post
... do you also think this looks like I'm birthing an angel?..
... do you also think this looks like I'm birthing an angel? 😭😭😭😭
2022-07-07 19:03:13 +0000 UTC View Post
oh yeah don't forget to bring your own chair
oh yeah don't forget to bring your own chair
2022-07-06 17:03:56 +0000 UTC View Postif you would like to join my living-room-wine-drinking-photo..
if you would like to join my living-room-wine-drinking-photoshoot club, sign up below. or you know, just come over. Salami knows how to open the door.
2022-07-06 11:12:43 +0000 UTC View Postthis may be out of focus but it's giving me "I just woke up ..
this may be out of focus but it's giving me "I just woke up and threw on your shirt to come downstairs" vibes and I love it. so deal with it (or IDK close your eyes?) k good night 😘
2022-07-06 00:48:58 +0000 UTC View Postyou may hold my chain, but only for a minute 😏
you may hold my chain, but only for a minute 😏
2022-07-05 12:03:41 +0000 UTC View Postso much freedom in such a smol pool
so much freedom in such a smol pool
2022-07-04 13:03:14 +0000 UTC View PostEating a big hot dog in honor of the founding daddies (hot d..
Eating a big hot dog in honor of the founding daddies (hot dog not pictured)
2022-07-03 14:49:37 +0000 UTC View Post
can you believe it only took half an hour to put this on?
can you believe it only took half an hour to put this on?
2022-07-02 17:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostWould you like to whomp my willow? (siriusly, I will never r..
Would you like to whomp my willow? (siriusly, I will never run out of these)
2022-07-02 13:04:19 +0000 UTC View Post