I've been watching too much attack on titan again and I'm st..
I've been watching too much attack on titan again and I'm starting to think *I* might be the female titan. helppp
2022-09-09 12:50:10 +0000 UTC View Post
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Oh hello, are you here to caulk my tub? 👀
Oh hello, are you here to caulk my tub? 👀
2022-09-08 13:02:18 +0000 UTC View Post🎶 If you could see it from the front, wait til you see it fr..
🎶 If you could see it from the front, wait til you see it from the back 🎶
2022-09-07 12:31:09 +0000 UTC View Post
normally I'm opposed to working on labor day, but this year ..
normally I'm opposed to working on labor day, but this year I'll make an exception 💦💦💦
2022-09-05 18:43:06 +0000 UTC View Post
***Insert head for optimal squeezing effect***
***Insert head for optimal squeezing effect***
2022-09-01 12:03:43 +0000 UTC View Posteat your cake. it's good for you.
eat your cake. it's good for you.
2022-08-31 12:23:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhen your instructor invites you over for a private yoga flo..
When your instructor invites you over for a private yoga flow, you respond with ... ?
2022-08-30 12:07:48 +0000 UTC View Postdon't be sad, there's still one more month (ish) of summer ☀..
don't be sad, there's still one more month (ish) of summer ☀️
2022-08-29 12:02:35 +0000 UTC View Postyou can't see them, but I'm giving you come-hither eyes 👀
you can't see them, but I'm giving you come-hither eyes 👀
2022-08-28 19:02:47 +0000 UTC View Post
here's a lil mid-morning snacc for you, but don't fill up be..
here's a lil mid-morning snacc for you, but don't fill up before dinner 😋
2022-08-27 16:08:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you didn't make plans tonight. I need some help rinsi..
I hope you didn't make plans tonight. I need some help rinsing this oil off 🤍
2022-08-23 12:02:49 +0000 UTC View Post🎶🎶 Knocking me out with those American thighs 🎶🎶
🎶🎶 Knocking me out with those American thighs 🎶🎶
2022-08-22 12:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry for the Sam overload today 🌞
Sorry for the Sam overload today 🌞
2022-08-20 15:20:30 +0000 UTC View Post
horny hours are starting early today 😳
horny hours are starting early today 😳
2022-08-19 12:09:07 +0000 UTC View Postgood morning 🥰 now scoot over if you know what's good for yo..
good morning 🥰 now scoot over if you know what's good for you 😘
2022-08-18 12:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostI can think of an activity that will make you sweat more tha..
I can think of an activity that will make you sweat more than holding Vrischikasana 🥵
2022-08-17 12:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post🎶she's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clo..
🎶she's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock 🎶
2022-08-16 12:25:07 +0000 UTC View Postone does not simply select one shade when editing one's b-ho..
one does not simply select one shade when editing one's b-hole
2022-08-14 18:02:04 +0000 UTC View PostI must interrupt this post to say HOLY SHIT THIS LENS IS AMA..
I must interrupt this post to say HOLY SHIT THIS LENS IS AMAZING! Seriously there is no other way to get my *landing strip* up to my *mouth* in focus in a single photo. fuck! okay rant over
2022-08-14 01:05:46 +0000 UTC View PostWant to come over and watch Vinland Saga later? 🥺
Want to come over and watch Vinland Saga later? 🥺
2022-08-12 12:03:00 +0000 UTC View Post