Tried to be wholesome today… I woke up, made myself a cute l..
Added 2025-03-08 20:05:06 +0000 UTC
Tried to be wholesome today… I woke up, made myself a cute little breakfast, and told myself, “Today, I will be pure.” Five minutes later, I was bent over the counter licking syrup off my fingers and questioning all my life choices. Oops. 😏