In Spanish, for once!Felices Reyes Magos!!!
In Spanish, for once!
Felices Reyes Magos!!!
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"And, your pussy...? Doesn't it hurt?"Sam and I joke a lot a..
"And, your pussy...? Doesn't it hurt?"
Sam and I joke a lot about having the opposite pussies. We call hers "princess pussy" and mine is "steel pussy" hahaha
So, no!
"Chris, what if you're not horny? How do you turn yourself o..
"Chris, what if you're not horny? How do you turn yourself on?"
I... I get the question. I truly do.
But... Never happened to me.
I could be touching myself for HOURS. I have actually touched myself non stop for hours, until I literally felt dizzy!
Oh, wanna know what is very common?! Some guys send me photo..
Oh, wanna know what is very common?! Some guys send me photos of themselves
And months later, they request a video call!
And the photos they initially sent... It wasn't them!!!
"Chris, maybe they put on weight or it's the lights/angle?"
Turning a white (as milk) guy into a black guy? I don't think so!
Guys, I hope you feel comfortable enough with me so that you don't feel like you need to do that!! I'm faaaaaaaar from perfect myself hahaha
I must confess, though, that I have had "unpleasant" experie..
I must confess, though, that I have had "unpleasant" experiences with video calls
Now, I don't care if you're tall, short, ugly, beautiful, huge dick or micro penis. I truly don't.
But if you're an asshole... Ufff... I really try my best to do the job you tipped for, but it's very very hard.
Thankfully, those are the 1%!!
I'm always always nervous before a video call. I'm also horn..
I'm always always nervous before a video call.
I'm also horny, which kinda helps, but I'm even biting my nails! (Bad habit, I know!)
Thank God I hate cigarettes!!! hahahaha
Before joining OnlyFans, I read a lot of "guides" and online..
Before joining OnlyFans, I read a lot of "guides" and online information, and most say to charge for EVERYTHING
Charge for video calls, charge for saying their name during the video call, charge for moaning, charge for using different toys, charge for...
But I fucking hate that hahahaha. Sounds so... Business-like.
I love money, don't get me wrong, I don't wanna have 3 jobs for the rest of my life but... Isn't that too much?
(Check the second photo!)While taking the pictures, I think ..
(Check the second photo!)
While taking the pictures, I think about all the things he may "f0rce" me to do. Which toys will he want me to use.
How many times will I be allowed to squirt.
I start to really get into it.
99% of the times, I delete the photos I make. But after a ve..
99% of the times, I delete the photos I make.
But after a very very good videocall, I keep them. And I use them to recreate the video call in my head.
For example, I took all these photos just before my last vid..
For example, I took all these photos just before my last video call hahaha.
2025-01-04 15:08:02 +0000 UTC View PostI don't feel "pretty/beautiful" every day (far from it!), an..
I don't feel "pretty/beautiful" every day (far from it!), and feeling un-pretty makes things awkward and way more complex, for me.
So, trick n1!!
Before a video call/live session, I always take some pictures (10/12) and I try to focus on the best angles/lights, promising myself that's what will be seen!
Okay, I'm going to share a couple of personal tricks from a ..
Okay, I'm going to share a couple of personal tricks from a former cam-girl!
(I mean, I still love cams, but private shows were my n1 way to have fun and make money, which is, technically, what I do with video calls...)
So, listen closely!
By the way!! I wanted to thank you guys for the support on t..
By the way!! I wanted to thank you guys for the support on the crouwdfunding!!!
I'm not sure which dildo I'm going to get (yet), but I know it will be big and... Pink-ish?
I will choose it today or tomorrow, and I'll get it next week!!
Wanna get a piece of this ass??? 😈😈
Wanna get a piece of this ass??? 😈😈
2025-01-02 12:25:56 +0000 UTC View PostGooood morning!!Who's working remotely and 100% available fo..
Gooood morning!!
Who's working remotely and 100% available for videocalls today?? 🙋🏻♀️
I hope 2025 brings more office dares, more people, more sex ..
I hope 2025 brings more office dares, more people, more sex and more happiness!!
2024-12-31 14:15:47 +0000 UTC View PostOh yeah, I work in the 31st too hahahahaWell..."Work"
Oh yeah, I work in the 31st too hahahaha
Well...
"Work"
Man, this year's almost ending, and I'm not sure if I want i..
Man, this year's almost ending, and I'm not sure if I want it to! It's been a great year!!!
2024-12-31 11:24:37 +0000 UTC View PostB T WThe reward for participating in my dragon dildo's crowd..
B T W
The reward for participating in my dragon dildo's crowdfunding is a video I made this weekend with Sam - NOT an old video!!
Just saying!
Guys... Important news!! I want a bad dragon dildo for 2025!..
Guys... Important news!! I want a bad dragon dildo for 2025!! 😜
Sam has created a new need!!
If you help me get one... I'll be sure to reward your generosity!!
Three options:
$10 -- I'll send you photos doing dirty and naughty stuff with it!!
$20 -- I'll send you a FULL video fucking it in whatever position I prefer!
$50 -- I'll send a custom video with the dragon dildo!!
Let's do thiiiis!!!
Regardless of the option you choose to help me - you have my most sincere thanks... Which means I will send a video as soon as you participate hahahaha
Yep... I have some plans today too hahahaha
Yep... I have some plans today too hahahaha
2024-12-30 16:38:04 +0000 UTC View PostAaand I have to leave my place!! Ugggh, I was so comfyyy
Aaand I have to leave my place!!
Ugggh, I was so comfyyy
Btw, hope you don't mind, but there's a toy I've always want..
Btw, hope you don't mind, but there's a toy I've always wanted and never had...
And, hopefully, you will help me to get it!!! hehehehe
It has a little bit of Christmas spirit!! hahaha
It has a little bit of Christmas spirit!! hahaha
2024-12-30 11:54:04 +0000 UTC View PostToday I'm staying at home, and business is quite slow, soo....
Today I'm staying at home, and business is quite slow, soo... Taking some pics for reddit subs hahaha
2024-12-30 10:50:11 +0000 UTC View PostThankfully, my shower is big enough for 2!(And 3... And 4.....
Thankfully, my shower is big enough for 2!
(And 3... And 4...)
Believe me, I've tested it!
Half my life is spent cleaning... Hahahahaha
Half my life is spent cleaning... Hahahahaha
2024-12-29 22:14:28 +0000 UTC View PostAaand... Well... Let's say if you're into hysterical literat..
Aaand... Well... Let's say if you're into hysterical literature... now I am too.
Is there any subreddit you could recommend? Hahahahaha
So... If you're wondering what have we been up to hahahaha
So... If you're wondering what have we been up to hahahaha
2024-12-29 21:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post