How I almost died last night π₯³.. iβm okay π₯°
(itβs a long ass story so iβll tell yβall all at once )
I was ending my long day of exploring the city by foot (scouting for potential places to fuck myself π) by savoring a nice lamb eggplant peanut dish at an indian restaurant iβve never been too π. It was quite delicious and my night was going great, with my only mild hiccup being kicked out of an establishment for showing my ass π. but my day was pleasant and i even got desert to go so i could surprise my taste buds again when i got home. i was on instagram live during this meal and we even walked 40 minutes all the way back to my car since i wandered way further than i thought. i couldβve taken a lyft but i was having a nice time and i felt like walking despite it being dark. Once i made it to the car i relax for a minute, hit the blut π€ and while i was on instagram live my phone went dead π¬. My cat recently chewed 2 cords so i didnβt have a car charger π. So i was like okay iβm just gonna drive in the direction i think iβm supposed to be going till i get to a highway i recognize π‘π .. β that was when she fucked up β - π§πΎββοΈ *morgan freeman voice* sooo π i made it to a highway but got super lost π² and ended up on a big ass highway complex where multiple busy major highways were merging... then i heard it π° and felt my car trotting in the back π i got a flat tire!! the highway was deep in the ground with bridges above like a concrete valley, there was only a narrow lane for broke down cars (whatever thatβs called) so i couldnβt just run across grass to a store or something. my car was stalled so close to heavy traffic my car was shaking. my heart raced for a moment and i thought i canβt really be stuck on this highway in a broke down car with no phone π§... i started searching everywhere for a charger to no avail. i didnβt know what to do πΆ so i was like ima have to run down to an exit and get to a phone.. the wall curved so i wasnβt sure how far i had to go.. i got out through the passenger side and started running as close to the wall as i could ππ½ββοΈ . i was like once i get around the corner iβll get to a store.. as i ran towards the curve i was going under a big/long bridge lit sparsely by lights and the already narrow shoulder lane (is that what itβs called lol?) slowly started getting skinnier as i went down.. cars were flying by 80mph my hair was whippingg in the fumes, i felt like a little fairy on a mission π§π½ββοΈ... then i noticed the black skid marks all along the wall next to me π―. they were all over the area i was running along, accompanied by fiber glass debris and car parts π
people hit around here often π± i started crying ππ₯΄ i was terrified at that point. i looked back and i couldnβt see my car anymore, i was running fast so i got far. it wasnβt much further around the corner so i eased forward a bit more and saw it π§ the sign said βnext exit 1/4 mile π€‘β my heart sank π i started crying more then i started trying to wave someone down for like 5 minutes and no one stopped π₯Ί (in their defense there was really nowhere to stop but on the highway since the lane was so narrow) I had to get off this highway jungle π so i was like fuck 1/4 mile, fuck these people that wonβt help, iβm running my car till the wheels fall off to a phone π. i started back, going back i was walking toward traffic so it was worse π the lane was so narrow i could feel the cars sway my body. i got to a super narrow area under the scantly lit highway bridge and i thought it might be the end πͺ¦ this car got about a foot away from hitting me before swerving back into his lane π© i started running again. i felt like simba on lion king running through the stampede π¦π¦π¦ there was so much fiber glass and debris from car accidents and i was running super close to the wall with high top shoes on im not used to, i was scared i would trip and get my head chopped off π just a bunch of death scenarios playing in my mind π i finally made it past the narrowest areas and saw my car in the distance π₯² i was so happy to see my baby πΆπ½ i got in and sat for a minute grateful i made it out of this foolish thing i just did. i took the nearest exit which lead me to a beautifully lit tree park π it was a utopic view after running with death on my shoulder. i used someoneβs phone and called my dad to the rescue π. He took an hour to come but there was a nice seafood restaurant right next to the park π. So my night 360 back to how i was ending it before lol βΊοΈ. i was still full from the lamb so i just had rice pudding rocky road dessert with the biggest marshmallow iβve ever had π€€ it was amazing π€©. Itβs 8:40am and i still havenβt been to bed π not cause iβm traumatized, i mean that was one of the scariest moments of my life but i feel like i won ππ½ i made it out π₯°ππ½ my knees hurt though π
i need to get up and get som ibuprofen. This was one of the dumbest things iβve done in my life, i put my life - and others lives at risk trying to protect my car from damage π. my rim didnβt get damaged at all π€¦π½ββοΈ i was so dumb, i though it would be fucked up, my struts and everything.. i put my life on the line being cheap π. i feel like a complete idiot lol. iβll never get out of the car in a situation like that again π lesson learned π
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