Have you checked your DMs this morning? I’m ramping up for Valentine’s Day already 😜 just resent the three POV date night videos that went down so well before just incase you missed them! You’re very nervous on our date so I took you home for a ‘cup of tea’ to relax… and by god did it work 😜💦
2024-02-09 09:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
***Make SURE you’re subscribed by the 17th February… a VERY special free video will be delivered to everyone with their auto renew on! 🍪💦
2024-02-07 14:32:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I call this ‘The Aftermath’. Some very interesting content coming next week - are you intrigued??
2024-02-07 11:51:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Such an aesthetically pleasing bathroom I had to be a narcissist in it! 😝 I have a WONDERFUL shower video coming out tomorrow which was the follow up video to my workout PPV that I sent out over the weekend. I love having a good ol’body brushing session in the shower after a workout to get the circulation flowing and I’m very pleased I captured it for you this time! ☺️💦
2024-02-06 17:51:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Some photos of me pretending to be refined 😏
2024-02-05 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
What did you get up to this weekend Meg? WELL! 💙🍪👹
2024-02-05 08:53:14 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve got a GRRREAT full length workout video coming to your DMs this weekend… and it doesn’t involve this sports bra or these leggings 🤭😏🍑
2024-02-01 16:39:24 +0000 UTC View PostTHUUUUUPER THEXTHY workout vid coming to your dms this weekend! I need more of these microkinis - really show off my newly re-merging abs and glutes 😜
2024-01-31 21:05:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve taken to wearing this ski suit I bought in a charity shop thinking I’d never actually get cold enough to wear it. I LOVE IT 😁 (more pics in your DMs 😏)
2024-01-28 19:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostOOH BIG STRETCH 🤣 (longer, less flattering video coming to your DMs shortly 😜) xx
2024-01-26 09:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostPreview of that’s coming to your DMs this weekend! Hint: my hotel room had an AMAZING view 🤯
2024-01-25 23:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostDidn’t I tell you never to leave me alone in a hotel room?!? 😈
2024-01-25 15:25:02 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my 2024 goals is to get shredded again and become a total muscle mommy - who supports this??
2024-01-24 08:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostAlexa play: ‘Feeling Myself’ by Beyoncé 😜
2024-01-23 22:56:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I see you all THOROUGHLY enjoyed your time with Anne Boleyn in her bedroom quarters over the weekend😏 it might interest you to know then that there is also ***video footage*** of Anne trying to entice the infamous Henry the Eighth Inch once he found her alone in her bedroom… but you wouldn’t have any interest in that would you…? 😏
2024-01-23 10:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Who doesn’t love a good plane selfie? Reminiscing on this time last year when my 6 pack was much more visible but I lost some boobage- what do you prefer? (A few extra in your DMs!😜) xx
2024-01-22 11:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I highly HIGHLY suggest that you check your DMs… Anne Boleyn has been **UP TO NO GOOD** Hide the lard.
2024-01-20 17:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, it’s now the DAY OF your fancy dinner party that Anne Boleyn is supposed to be organising and that tart has still not come to your bedroom to ask if you approve of the table settings! Jesus, this woman just doesn’t obey like she used to… the servants tell you she has been reading a lot of ‘feminist’ books recently and the odd one about witchcraft but you don’t take any of that poppycock seriously. It’s probably just a phase. You’re sure that she’ll be dressed and ready to host the dinner party later, so you carry on your day like a king should - by having a massage and a steam and flicking through your book of ‘Henry the Eighth inch’s potential conquests’ to see if the kingsmen have found any new women within a 100km radius that you may wish to ‘engage with’ in the future… that’ll teach Anne a lesson for being so aloof lately!
2024-01-20 10:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
You’re really starting to have your doubts about Anne Boleyn and her intentions for tomorrow’s elegant dinner soirée; your servants have been pestering you to go and visit her in her bedroom quarters for days now but you’ve been too busy with your new codpiece to be distracted by Anne; you know that once you lay eyes on her you’ll be under her spell and you won’t be able to do any important work (like posing nude for that oil painting you want to have put up in the library, and eating turkey legs etc). You might just have to pay her a visit before the event tomorrow though, even though you do have a rule of not assisting whatsoever in the organising of social events at your castle, you still want to make sure Anne isn’t planning on doing one of her boring feminist speeches at the dinner again. Last time she got three of the ladies in waiting to take their names off of ‘Henry the Eighth inch’s list of potential conquests’ and start learning to read, goddamit! You need to make sure she knows that she’s to behave like a classy, meek, subservient woman at this dinner party and that she is definitely NOT going to engage in discussions about the perils of patriarchy of any kind! Maybe you’ll have to bring your riding crop to her bedroom quarters since Anne Boleyn has been such a big fan of it in the past (it’s also been pretty much out of use since your latest horse collapsed under the sheer weight of your enormous codpiece and you’ve been wanting for an excuse to use it again)… we shall see…
2024-01-20 01:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
You’re really starting to have your doubts about Anne Boleyn and her intentions for tomorrow’s elegant dinner soirée; your servants have been pestering you to go and visit her in her bedroom quarters for days now but you’ve been too busy with your new codpiece to be distracted by Anne; you know that once you lay eyes on her you’ll be under her spell and you won’t be able to do any important work (like posing nude for that oil painting you want to have put up in the library, and eating turkey legs etc). You might just have to pay her a visit before the event tomorrow though, even though you do have a rule of not assisting whatsoever in the organising of social events at your castle, you still want to make sure Anne isn’t planning on doing one of her boring feminist speeches at the dinner again. Last time she got three of the ladies in waiting to take their names off of ‘Henry the Eighth inch’s list of potential conquests’ and start learning to read, goddamit! You need to make sure she knows that she’s to behave like a classy, meek, subservient woman at this dinner party and that she is definitely NOT going to engage in discussions about the perils of patriarchy of any kind! Maybe you’ll have to bring your riding crop to her bedroom quarters since Anne Boleyn has been such a big fan of it in the past (it’s also been pretty much out of use since your latest horse collapsed under the sheer weight of your enormous codpiece and you’ve been wanting for an excuse to use it again)… we shall see…
2024-01-19 17:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostIs anyone else’s OF glitching? Mine isn’t letting me upload content - it’s been for almost 12hrs now and is annoying me!
2024-01-19 13:21:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss Boleyn is supposed to be holding a lavish dinner tomorrow night and all of England’s nobility will be in attendance. You’ve been very busy, what with your codpiece needing to be remoulded and the oil painting you’ve been posing for for the past few weeks, and you’ve seen very little of Anne Boleyn. You do hope that she’s not up to her old tricks again and trying to use witchcraft to summon your cranky old peen to her bedroom quarters…. 🧐🔮
2024-01-19 06:30:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss Boleyn is STILL waiting patiently in her bedroom quarters for his royal highness sir Henry the Eighth inch… 👑🍆💦
2024-01-18 13:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Miss Boleyn waits patiently in her bedroom quarters for his royal highness sir Henry the Eighth inch… 👑🍆💦
2024-01-18 07:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you ready for Anne Boleyn to ravage your DMs this weekend?? 🧐🔮 Word has is she can charm any man her heart desires with the blink of an eye… I’ll have to see some evidence before I believe this…
2024-01-17 14:35:25 +0000 UTC View Post
They’d definitely do me for being a witch huh? 😝🔮
2024-01-15 19:24:31 +0000 UTC View Post
So I’m supposed to NOT take lewds in hotel room lighting like this? 😏 Who’s watched the video I sent to your DMs of my ‘ass getting pounded’ this morning?? Did you guess correctly what the video was of earlier in the week? 😈😘 xx
2024-01-12 17:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Who remembers this photoset? There are some photoshoots that go down WAY better than I expect them to and this was one of them! Gonna resend this set to your DMs shortly in case you haven’t seen it yet! 😘👰♀️💍💒
2024-01-09 16:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s going on here? (Wrong answers only😏)
2024-01-08 15:37:23 +0000 UTC View Post