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What would you do if I plopped down on your floor after a ha..

What would you do if I plopped down on your floor after a hard day's work with a bunch of hot, sweaty men at the construction site? Help me get out of these clothes?

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Back from the whorehouse. I had some fun, but was still hard..

Back from the whorehouse. I had some fun, but was still hard and horny. Wanna edge with me? I got close and stopped, got close and stopped, until I ruined my orgasm. Tomorrow's another day.

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First Cocktober Sunday, and here's my contribution to your c..

First Cocktober Sunday, and here's my contribution to your collection plate. Or basket, depending upon your worship denomination.

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Have a Super Sexy Saturday Sir, Sniffing and Slurping to you..

Have a Super Sexy Saturday Sir, Sniffing and Slurping to your heart's content.

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A short prequel to my Halloween Special, "Dr. Jerkoff and Mr..

A short prequel to my Halloween Special, "Dr. Jerkoff and Mr. Mature." A work in progress.

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Still shots from "Feels Sarong, It Must be Right." Work in p..

Still shots from "Feels Sarong, It Must be Right." Work in progress. Happy Fat Cock Friday!

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"2nd Cumming." I was still horny after I came all over your ..

"2nd Cumming." I was still horny after I came all over your chest and you left. Five minutes later I texted to see if you wanted to turn around and come back so we could do it again. But I couldn't wait for the 2nd cumming. We'll get together again real soon, though. XO

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Thick Thursday this morning, with a bit of hairy hole to hel..

Thick Thursday this morning, with a bit of hairy hole to help get you to Fat Cock Friday. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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New commissioned video, "Sniff," where a subscriber asked me..

New commissioned video, "Sniff," where a subscriber asked me to focus on smells: pits, balls, cock, feet and hole.

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"Wish You Were Here," a work in progress.

"Wish You Were Here," a work in progress.

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Care to join me for a Twisted Tuesday Tongue-lashing? Grrrrr..

Care to join me for a Twisted Tuesday Tongue-lashing? Grrrrrrr. I'm so thirsty I'm spittin' cotton. Help me quench my thirst?

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New commissioned video. All he asked was that I focus on dif..

New commissioned video. All he asked was that I focus on different body parts: mouth, tongue, armpits, nips, chest, fur, feet, legs, hole, cock and balls. Thanks for the simple idea! Happy October.

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It's MMMMMeaty Monday again. Have a great week!

It's MMMMMeaty Monday again. Have a great week!

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Trailer for "2nd Cumming," a work in progress. It wasn't 5 m..

Trailer for "2nd Cumming," a work in progress. It wasn't 5 minutes after you left that I got all horny again, recalling how hot our encounter was. Instead of texting you to come back for more, I verbalized in detail what we did, shooting a second load, remembering how I pulled out of your ass the first time and shot all over your belly.

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Kamala using big words like "holistic"--an outrage! Let's he..

Kamala using big words like "holistic"--an outrage! Let's help restore balance to the Universe by having a Sagacious Sunday, celebrating our Sacrosanct bond between peace of mind and freedom of sexual expression, which is integral to Salubriousness. In other words, Happy Sucky-Fucky Sunday Funday!

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Your buddy told me you had an intruder fantasy, where I snea..

Your buddy told me you had an intruder fantasy, where I sneak in and hold you down until you agree to do exactly as I say. Still shots from work in progress, full video cumming soon.

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A sergeant reported that one of his soldiers was having trou..

A sergeant reported that one of his soldiers was having trouble following orders, so it's up to Captain Mike to teach him a thing or two, starting by shrinking him down and making him go through an obstacle course that includes crawling up the captain's manhole, suckling his nips, hanging on his balls and crawling up his peehole, all the way into his balls to be absorbed and turned into a puddle of cum for nourishment.

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Fabulous Fat Cock Friday to you! Want to feast on something ..

Fabulous Fat Cock Friday to you! Want to feast on something with me?

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Happy Thick Thursday! Thoughts?

Happy Thick Thursday! Thoughts?

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In every job that must be done there is an element of fun. "..

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun. "Doing my Chores the Mary Poppins Way," trailer for upcumming video, by request from a subscriber who wanted to see me naked and hard, going about my domestic business.

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In every job that must be done there is an element of fun. M..

In every job that must be done there is an element of fun. My mundane chores get the Mary Poppins treatment as I make the bed, sweep, mop and fold laundry with a stiff, swinging dick and ass. This work in progress is a naked house cleaning video that a subscriber requested. Thanks for the great idea, buddy!

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"Cum-you-nicators." It was great opening my eyes to see you ..

"Cum-you-nicators." It was great opening my eyes to see you had spent the night. That doesn't happen often. I think we had such a good time because we communicated so well using verbal, non-verbal and tactile cues to enhance the pleasure. In this role play, we discuss effective communication, focusing on sexual needs and boundaries.

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Nothing like an eager hole, stiff morning wood and a drop of..

Nothing like an eager hole, stiff morning wood and a drop of pre-cum to get this Tuesday off to a great start. You with me?

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Trailer for "Soldier Vore," where Captain Michael discipline..

Trailer for "Soldier Vore," where Captain Michael disciplines a soldier for failing to follow his sergeant's orders. Captain shrinks him down and puts him through his paces. Then Captain turns his own body into an obstacle course for tiny soldier to get through before making him crawl up his peehole then into his balls for a surprise ending. Full version cumming soon!

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Still shots from work in progress, "Military Vore," where th..

Still shots from work in progress, "Military Vore," where the Captain teaches a soldier to follow orders after shrinking him down. In the end he makes tiny crawl up his peehole and into his balls, turning him into a puddle of cum to provide nourishment.

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Trailer for Part III of "Gift From the Universe," with @mrco..

Trailer for Part III of "Gift From the Universe," with @mrcosmouniverse @hairyartist and me, cumming soon!

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This Sunday I think I'll stay in bed a bit longer, play in b..

This Sunday I think I'll stay in bed a bit longer, play in bed a bit harder. Wanna help me think of what we could do to tire ourselves out before a nice, long nap?

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Find happiness in the simplest of things this weekend, like ..

Find happiness in the simplest of things this weekend, like this simple poem:
A simple suck
A simple fuck
A simple lick
A simple dick
A simple hole
A simple pole
Some simple cum
In my simple bum

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I had my fun with @mrcosmouniverse in the courtyard; now it'..

I had my fun with @mrcosmouniverse in the courtyard; now it's my hubby's, @hairyartist turn to start our 3-way in "Gift from the Universe, Part II." Full length video cumming tomorrow.

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Trailer for "Cum-You-Nicators," cumming soon. Good morning. ..

Trailer for "Cum-You-Nicators," cumming soon. Good morning. So you spent the night. That doesn't happen too often. Maybe it was because we communicated so well, letting each other know with verbal, non-verbal and tactile cues, how we could maximize each other's pleasure.

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