

My phone has the sense of humor of a 47 year-old dad
2023-01-09 13:38:36 +0000 UTC View PostI loveee a good hotel shower 🧼
2023-01-09 06:01:40 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve got more shit to post but I’m at AVN and time is escaping me so here’s a grainy screenshot <3
2023-01-08 06:43:48 +0000 UTC View PostNow whose fucking idea was it to open my pussy lips and spank my exposed clit 🧐
2023-01-06 03:43:36 +0000 UTC View PostDo you think AI will write good porn captions?
2023-01-04 20:32:05 +0000 UTC View PostNothing like camping to make me wanna get fucked. (“camping”)
2023-01-03 18:29:06 +0000 UTC View PostI give you a cheeky smile and tell you the only way you’re touching me is with your tongue.
2023-01-02 15:51:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are you looking forward to next year?
2022-12-31 18:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostI'm about to hit 100,000 followers on reddit, which feels like a kinda big milestone! I want to do something to celebrate it over there but I'm not sure what. I’ve done AMA's in the past and that could be fun but I wanted to ask all of you (since you mostly come from reddit) if you have other ideas :)
2022-12-28 16:48:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe less noise I can make, the harder I cum. 🤫
2022-12-28 16:08:03 +0000 UTC View PostFilmed a quiet, calm porno because I couldn’t make noise. I started in landscape and finished in portrait, I’ll upload the second half today or tomorrow :)
2022-12-27 20:06:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe vaginal opening really looks like a little monster Ready to eat you
2022-12-27 00:21:56 +0000 UTC View PostRandom little things. Stocking stuffers, if you will. 🧦 🍭🍫🍬🪀🪆🚗
2022-12-25 21:20:51 +0000 UTC View PostPosted this already on Instagram but thought I'd share it here, too, since a lot of you come from Reddit 💞 if you don't already you should follow me over there (instagram), it's a fun vibe.
2022-12-23 01:08:22 +0000 UTC View PostIf I’m slow to respond today it’s because I’m on a plane to California! Thank you everyone who contributed to my ticket, I’m really looking forward to seeing my mom and my whole family :) you’re in my heart! (This doesn’t match the photo at all lol but we’ll take it)
2022-12-22 09:20:28 +0000 UTC View PostYou know that feeling when you wake up and absolutely have to fuck?
2022-12-21 20:08:18 +0000 UTC View PostEmilia, stop trying to make balloon dicks happen. They’re **not** going to happen.
2022-12-20 12:30:43 +0000 UTC View PostPROMISE me you’d do better than this
2022-12-19 21:25:17 +0000 UTC View PostTwerking to my neighbor’s piano practice
2022-12-17 17:30:16 +0000 UTC View Post