A belated Sunday Chat. I hope you all had a great weekend my guys. The weather here in the UK was getting better and more 'spring-like' but it was all ruined when we had rain today. The soccer field was wet. The mud made the game hard to place. Sorry I didn't get a chance to uploaded this when I got back home yesterday evening, I was covered in mud and my kit needed a wash.
2024-04-22 21:06:18 +0000 UTC View PostI STILL OWE YOU LAST WEEKEND'S SIDEKICK SATURDAY! I haven't forgotten my guys. Give me until Wednesday, as my file isn't uploading and my flat mate (who's camera we used) isn't back until Wednesday. This scene is probably the least sexiest theme I've explored in a video, haha, picking the tiny hairs off my ass cheeks after using my hair clippers to make my cheeks smooth... But I thought some of you might appreciate the candid nature of the video and the fact I do get fingered quite a bit! See you tomorrow my guys.
2024-04-20 04:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostI've decided to give you some wedgies today my guys, but with a sissy fem theme, haha. I'm not sure the two mix but I gave it ago! See you later for 'Sidekick Saturday'...
2024-04-19 22:58:13 +0000 UTC View PostThrowback Thursday... covered in talc! Sorry my guys, I used to use a lot of talc powder when I was at my hairiest, to keep my deep butt crack dry. I'm not sure it ever actually worked! But yeah, sorry about all the powder across my booty hole. See you later for more BigButt craziness!
2024-04-19 22:48:55 +0000 UTC View PostA belated Workout Wednesday... Nearly up to date now my guys. Thanks again for your patience while my Wi-fi was down. I'm just about to upload a belated SIDEKICK SATURDAY, so scroll back and keep your eyes out for that too!
2024-04-18 02:41:55 +0000 UTC View PostA belated Twerking Tuesday... thanks again for your patience my guys! Next up... this week's BigButt workout!
2024-04-18 02:35:13 +0000 UTC View PostThanks for your patience!!! I was without internet for three days my guys and it was so annoying. Our Wi-Fi was being repaired at the house but to make matters worse, I lost my phone too (so upsetting). I'm uploading your four missing videos now my guys, within the hour you'll see the missing for days magically appearing my guys (including SIDEKICK SATURDAY!). Enjoy my guys and as usual, I'll see you all again tomorrow for more BigButt adventures 😉
2024-04-17 22:53:31 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not a fan of having a bunch of sweatpant fabric wedged up my ass! This was a easy question to answer! Thank you member: 'lovebites'. See you tomorrow for a new Moaning Monday...
2024-04-14 22:52:48 +0000 UTC View PostAbout to film this weekend's Sidekick Saturday my guys! And I promise it'll be a nice sexual one for you all, haha. There WILL be a fucking scene in the coming weeks too - for those of you who want to "see it get pounded" again. You're all poets, really.
2024-04-13 22:53:44 +0000 UTC View PostGET THAT TONGUE OUT! A new jock strap today my guys! A new fucking scene in the coming weeks, but something graphic and very sexual for tomorrow's Sidekick Saturday! See you then my guys.
2024-04-12 21:27:52 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a throwback to a lazy Saturday morning from a long-distant past. Before 'Sidekick Saturday' became a thing... I used to do a themed day on Saturdays with dildos and butt plugs, I would call it 'Size-queen Saturday'... Weekly partner footage is so much more interesting my guys! Am I right?! But I guess this particularity Saturday I was too lazy to slide that ominous looking pink dildo in the background up inside my a-hole... so I just did some glute isolations for you guys instead. I can be so lazy my guys, haha! See you tomorrow for something NEW and proactive !
2024-04-11 21:12:47 +0000 UTC View PostAs promised, more jockstrap fun for this Workout Wednesday. I think you'll agree my guys, I outdid myself... I might have even NEARLY built up a bit of sweat in this video. Haha, god I'm so lazy. See you tomorrow my guys!
2024-04-10 22:24:46 +0000 UTC View PostI might wear a jockstrap for tomorrow's Workout Wednesday. I enjoyed wearing this new white one today my guys. It's a little looser than my usual one. It just feels more comfortable. Maybe the material of the straps is softer on my skin. Or maybe my butt cheeks have grown and I needed looser straps! See you tomorrow my guys...
2024-04-09 19:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostYour week off to a good start my guys? I hope you'll enjoy this quick video I recorded this morning my guys. A longer one tomorrow I promise, see you then!
2024-04-08 16:13:13 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Sunday my guys! I hope you're all having a great weekend. A fun question from member: 'Henry' today, asking me about my house mates. It's great to hear you guys pay attention to my stories and are curious about my real life - and the real life often spills into my OnlyFans page! So it was fun to answer this Henry, thank you. See you tomorrow my guys, for more BigButt mayhem.
2024-04-07 22:04:10 +0000 UTC View PostSidekick Saturday: The Interview At The Modelling Agency - He wants to try and make my butt look even bigger by cupping my big cheeks and pushing them up! Needless to say my guys, I was feeling a bit embarrassed and vulnerable in that modelling agent's office! Just some posing and wobbling for this week's Sidekick Saturday but I promise there's be something more graphic and sexual next weekend! See you tomorrow my guys...
2024-04-06 22:49:57 +0000 UTC View PostWishing you all a happy Friday and a wonderful start to your weekend my guys. LOW QUALITY VIDEO warning! I took this video on my phone. A while ago I promised to share some of the private phones I take on my phone with you guys. I have a garbage android phone with a really bad camera - but I'm hoping you can enjoy the candid nature of these recordings none the less! I don't just strut my stuff here on OnlyFans my guys, I'm also on the dating apps... and sometimes... if someone charms me enough and asks me for a private video I might agree from time to time 😉 (I had to 'beep' out their name, etc!) See you tomorrow for Sidekick Saturday.
2024-04-05 23:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostDo you miss me in my work pants? Ever since we returned to work after 'rona' it's been casual wear every day in my office, apart from days when we have official meetings and seminars or greet new clients and we have to dress smartly again. But I used to dress like THIS EVERY DAY my guys! Here's a throwback from the days when I had to dress like this every morning (and had long hair!) See you tomorrow!
2024-04-04 22:52:46 +0000 UTC View PostI'm off to the gym my guys, for a GENUINE work-out Wednesday. A cardio day today... thought I'd wear a butt plug under my clothes to keep things interesting...
2024-04-03 20:24:43 +0000 UTC View PostIt's my second favorite of the week my guys (after 'Throwback Thursday' haha!) Lazy bastard I am... I love getting up on my knees and just pushing my back out, back and forth... minimal effort... letting gravity and the sheer weight of my big bongos to do the work for me. Thank you gravity.
2024-04-02 21:42:49 +0000 UTC View PostJoin me for a very chaotic 'Moaning Monday' my guys. My moaning, as usual, is more like complaining. I think I've actually broken the speed dial on the dildo machine. It just has one speed setting now. which I suspect is the speed of one thousand! See you tomorrow for a more gentle 'Twerking Tuesday'... If I can read your comment in time, what would you like to see me wearing as I twerk for you tomorrow?
2024-04-01 21:22:41 +0000 UTC View PostWELCOME NEW MEMBERS!
For those of old-school members who have already seen these videos, forgive me! I had no question to answer for weekend's 'Sunday Chat' video and I wanted to share this montage with those of you who hadn't already seen it. See you tomorrow for something fresh and new! 'Moanin' Monday'... I've decided I'm going to get the dildo machine out again.
Sidekick Saturday! Is it your favorite day of the week as well my guys? Please remember to hit the empty heart icon under the video and leave a like for me. Your likes and comments keep me motivated to creating new content each day. Almost as motivated as a thumb shoved up my anus.
2024-03-30 21:27:17 +0000 UTC View PostA quick video on my way to work, member: 'buttwhisperer86' asked me to wear lycra and I've finally found something I think is lycra! I seem to have lost my purple bike shorts, but I hope these will make some of you happy. A exciting Sidekick Saturday for you tomorrow my guys, I'm getting out my massage oils! See you then...
2024-03-29 23:35:56 +0000 UTC View PostThis month has seen a lot of 'bra' action from me! Well this is the last of it for a while my guys, I found the entire up-on-my-knees twerking footage from back in the day (I have long hair!) and thought it would make for a nice bit of nostalgia for this week's Throwback Thursday. I'll see you tomorrow my guys, for something new!
2024-03-28 22:07:21 +0000 UTC View PostSorry about the sound my guys. I usually wear a bluetooth headmic at the front of my baseball cap (my trade secrets haha!) but today I was just recording the sound across the room and you can barely hear me. Which might not be such a bad thing for those of you who hate my voice! Hope you're all having a great middle of the week and I'll see you tomorrow.
2024-03-27 23:25:33 +0000 UTC View PostI don't often wear this jockstrap my guys. It's quite tight... but maybe that's good because it keeps my huge cheeks from wobbling out of control. I didn't really successfully twerk for you today, this was more of a wobble! I'll get up on my knees and make a better effort next Tuesday I promise my guys. You'll remember I damaged my knee last weekend but it's slowly feeling better. I hope you enjoy and I'll see you all tomorrow x
2024-03-26 14:42:43 +0000 UTC View PostGetting hairier by the day my guys. Maybe one more video tomorrow before I use that home waxing kit again. A hairy twerk? I'm not exactly hairy... but my A-hole and crack are getting fuzzy again..
2024-03-25 19:24:39 +0000 UTC View PostThanks for all your help with my technical problem yesterday my guys 🙏🏻 I really appreciate you all checking to see if the video had uploaded and responding so quickly to me. I hope you all enjoyed a hairy Sidekick Saturday, there'll be a normal smooth one this coming weekend. Thinking of going down the massage route with next weekend's offering - and YES, there is a new 'fucking video' in the pipeline... watch this space! I seem to be getting a bit hairy again between my crack my guys - not sure if I should stay smooth or go hairy for a while. Great question from member 'MerlingKellogg'... Thanks for sending it in!
2024-03-24 00:18:17 +0000 UTC View PostHello member: 'Dre' Thanks for your great request for 'stradling my butt' haha! I know you wanted me on his lap but I busted my knee last week at practice (and my house mate nearly busted his load rubbing up against me like you suggested!) See you all tomorrow, for more BigButt madness.
2024-03-23 21:17:22 +0000 UTC View Post