Pinch, punch. First of the month!
Pinch, punch. First of the month!
2022-08-01 10:45:36 +0000 UTC View PostPinch, punch. First of the month!
2022-08-01 10:45:36 +0000 UTC View PostThe summer must have blown its load last week. It's been so grim and dreary this week. ðĪ
2022-07-29 16:19:06 +0000 UTC View PostI don't have any red flags, only fun facts. ð
2022-07-26 16:13:05 +0000 UTC View PostI was away for the day.
I hope you didn't miss me too much. ð
I'm starting to grow again. There's a lot more to hold onto. ð
2022-07-22 19:34:23 +0000 UTC View PostComing at ya live! ðĢ
One of these will have to go, so which should it be? ð
Sorry, but standing next to a barbecue with clothes on, in this weather, is a death sentence. ðĨĩ
2022-07-19 17:45:12 +0000 UTC View Postð
EDIT: Chill out, people. This was my own handiwork. I'm... creamy. ð
Geez, this thing doesn't hide much. ðĪ
2022-07-15 16:30:19 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling cute and well-behaved today. ð
2022-07-13 17:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostA wild Renee, located outside her natural habitat!
2022-07-12 10:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been a good Cumday for me, what about you?
Also, now with a bit more free time on my hands, I'm willing to start doing more customs. If you have any requests, feel free to drop them in my DMs.
The worst week of every month is over.
It's ready for action. ð
Putting the controller down to give you a hand. ⎠ïļââĄïļ
2022-07-06 18:30:43 +0000 UTC View PostMy toys are very privileged, I seemingly only undress for them. ð
2022-07-03 18:43:59 +0000 UTC View PostRumour has it, you've enjoyed seeing me wet.
So, I thought I'd take a bubble bath. ð
*Awkward, sultry-failed voice mode activated.*
BRB, going to climb into a tree hole and let nature reclaim my body. ðĪ
This is a dildo.
But if you would like to see videos of me tackling the real thing, contact me for details. ð
"Dressing comfortably for work is important. How am I supposed to lure sailors to their graves if my clothes are itchy?"
2022-06-21 17:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostA headshot that make me look like I've just walked off the set of a Friends episode.
2022-06-19 18:45:08 +0000 UTC View PostAs you can see, it'd be a... tight squeeze.
2022-06-18 18:46:03 +0000 UTC View PostNow, more than ever, I must value the importance of smiling. ð
2022-06-16 20:14:03 +0000 UTC View PostShutting my mouth and opening my legs...
2022-06-14 18:04:19 +0000 UTC View PostI don't do Monday Blues, I do Monday Reds. And here's my quote of the day:
"Just act normal."
"My good sir, we are flying through space at over a million miles an hour and our planet is lit by a billion-mile-wide fireball. It is one of billions in our galaxy. Normal isn't a thing."
Xbox Showcase outfit. Gotta look right for Phil Spencer and Todd Howard.
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Camera timers make cruel mistresses.
Also, it's me doing yoga in my natural habitat!