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You listen for coughin’ in his coffin.

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When it becomes apparent.

Can one bird make a pun? No, but toucan.

Can one bird make a pun?

No, but toucan.

When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.

When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar.

Why wasn’t the letter delivered? It was stationary.

Why wasn’t the letter delivered?

 It was stationary.

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But it was a Type- O.

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Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?

They fought tooth and nail

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Were you there when the TV repairman got married?

The reception was excellent.

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The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”

The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”

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