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Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?He..

Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed some space.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Two guys walk into a bar.The third guy ducks...

Two guys walk into a bar.

The third guy ducks...

What’s red and bad for your teeth?A brick.

What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

I like elephants.Everything else is irrelephant. 

I like elephants.

Everything else is irrelephant. 

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.One asks, “What’s ..

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?They’re bo..

What’s the difference between a rabbit and a plum?

They’re both purple except for the rabbit.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?10,000 soles..

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

Did you hear about the lamb that couldn't see? Someone pulle..

Did you hear about the lamb that couldn't see? Someone pulled the wool over its eyes.

Did you hear about the dog that had a bad day at work? It wa..

Did you hear about the dog that had a bad day at work? It was ruff.

I once asked an alpaca for a favor. It was no probllama.

I once asked an alpaca for a favor. It was no probllama.

Knock knock.Who’s there?Interrupting cow.Interrupting c–MOO!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c–

MOO!

Where can you find a whale that plays the flute? In an orca-..

Where can you find a whale that plays the flute? In an orca-stra.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey." The hor..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey." The horse says, "You read my mind."

I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have ..

I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.

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Fishnet fun bundle?

What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.

What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.

I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough patience.

I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough patience.

Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference.

Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference.

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Why did the belt go to prison? It held up a pair of pants.

Why did the belt go to prison? It held up a pair of pants.

Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two-tired.

Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two-tired.

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I don't trust trees. They're shady.

I don't trust trees. They're shady.

A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a ph..

A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a photon.

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