I couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it..
I couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it clicked.
2024-12-18 17:30:34 +0000 UTC View Post
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I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie e..
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie ever.
2024-12-18 16:30:40 +0000 UTC View PostThe butcher walked backwards into the meat grinder and got a..
The butcher walked backwards into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend,..
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet!
2024-12-18 14:30:45 +0000 UTC View PostA jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll se..
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything
2024-12-18 13:30:54 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a ca..
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
2024-12-18 12:30:34 +0000 UTC View PostShout out to people who don't know what the opposite of in i..
Shout out to people who don't know what the opposite of in is!
2024-12-18 11:30:28 +0000 UTC View PostI've got a chicken-proof front lawn. It's impeccable!
I've got a chicken-proof front lawn. It's impeccable!
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What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.
What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.
2024-12-18 09:30:47 +0000 UTC View PostI've been thinking about learning Braille, but its a bit of ..
I've been thinking about learning Braille, but its a bit of a touchy subject.
2024-12-18 08:38:50 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.
What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.
2024-12-18 07:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostI don't trust stairs... they are always up to something.
I don't trust stairs... they are always up to something.
2024-12-18 06:30:10 +0000 UTC View PostMan, chokiing on sugar seems like the sweetest way to go!
Man, chokiing on sugar seems like the sweetest way to go!
2024-12-18 05:30:30 +0000 UTC View PostI removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faste..
I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faster - but it just made it more sluggish.
2024-12-18 04:30:37 +0000 UTC View PostMy mate told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 ..
My mate told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 2.
2024-12-18 03:30:50 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I asked my dog how his day was he said it was woof
When I asked my dog how his day was he said it was woof
2024-12-18 02:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostI make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
I make apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
2024-12-18 01:30:50 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be a shoe saleswoman until they gave me the boot
I used to be a shoe saleswoman until they gave me the boot
2024-12-18 00:30:16 +0000 UTC View PostThe best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line
The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line
2024-12-17 23:30:34 +0000 UTC View PostI should have been sad when my flash light batteries died, b..
I should have been sad when my flash light batteries died, but I was de-lighted.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
2024-12-17 21:30:53 +0000 UTC View PostA dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed f..
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
2024-12-17 20:30:49 +0000 UTC View PostHow do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
2024-12-17 19:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do they put fences around cementeries? Because people ar..
Why do they put fences around cementeries? Because people are dying to get in!
2024-12-17 18:30:42 +0000 UTC View PostMy mate tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't ..
My mate tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.
2024-12-17 16:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the man who lost his left side? He's all ..
Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? He's all right now.
2024-12-17 15:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostI wear glasses during math because it improves division.
I wear glasses during math because it improves division.
2024-12-17 14:30:47 +0000 UTC View Post