What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o..
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
2024-12-25 22:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-12-25 20:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
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2024-12-25 18:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostI tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
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2024-12-25 14:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostOne of the cows didn’t produce milk today. It was an udder f..
One of the cows didn’t produce milk today. It was an udder failure.
2024-12-25 12:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't lobsters like to share? They're shellfish.
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long ..
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2024-12-25 08:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.
2024-12-25 06:00:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper.
What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A slipper.
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2024-12-25 02:00:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a ninja's favourite type of shoes? Sneakers.
What's a ninja's favourite type of shoes? Sneakers.
2024-12-25 00:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostKnock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock...
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2024-12-24 22:00:33 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? I..
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
2024-12-24 20:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostA cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere.
2024-12-24 18:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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2024-12-24 14:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the cor..
What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
2024-12-24 12:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe future, the present, and the past walk into a bar. Thing..
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What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.
What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.
2024-12-24 08:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostI just flew into town and my arms are so tired.
I just flew into town and my arms are so tired.
2024-12-24 06:01:09 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't li..
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
2024-12-24 05:30:39 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
2024-12-24 04:30:35 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the snail riding on the turtle's back say? Wheeeeee..
What did the snail riding on the turtle's back say? Wheeeeee!
2024-12-24 03:30:31 +0000 UTC View Post