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They told me I had to meet the grim reaper. I said, “What’s the big deal? I’m already a grammar reaper!”

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negativ..

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!

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Dungeons and tiddies, I roll a D20 for my next move. Will you use eyes of charming to placate me or perhaps you have a different approach to besting me 😏

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Dates are funny. First they tell you they’re busy and then six months later they’re asking why you never call.

I went to the doctor about my kleptomania. He said I have to..

I went to the doctor about my kleptomania. He said I have to take something for it.

They told me I had to meet the grim reaper. I said, “What’s ..

They told me I had to meet the grim reaper. I said, “What’s the big deal? I’m already a grammar reaper!”

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I just got fired from my job at the bank. Apparently, I can’..

I just got fired from my job at the bank. Apparently, I can’t tell the difference between a customer’s check and a grocery list.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi..

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. 

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. 

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

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When scientists take a nap, do they win a Nobel “Siesta”?

When scientists take a nap, do they win a Nobel “Siesta”?

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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves

Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?..

Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care

She had a photographic memory but never developed it

She had a photographic memory but never developed it

A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils

A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils

When the past, present, and future go camping they always ar..

When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue. It's intense tense in tents

The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a s..

The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran

Let me tell you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a b..

Let me tell you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs..

A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I..

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve