Mr Big
So this story is about a one night stand, and the guy who had the biggest cock I've ever seen.
This guy was the first guy I ever met off PoF, an older dating site way before tinder ever existed so this was around 2009. I can't remember the details but he was from the city I was living in at the time and invited me out to see a band, he seemed nice enough so I agreed and we had a blind date set up, since neither of us had photos up.
Now as it turned out, both him and I both knew people in the band playing, his friend was the drummer and I knew the lead singer, so we were both pretty comfortable on the date knowing we knew others nearby. Anyway he was good fun and we were getting on pretty well, I was wearing my usual camouflage ... a patterned top to hide my bosom and a scarf around my neck to hide my shape.
Around this time of my life I 100% hid my boobs everywhere I went, because I had learned the hard way that going out without hiding them resulted in rowdy lads groping me to show off for their friends or women being bitchy towards me. This wasn't an issue if I went on a night out in my home town, but in the bigger cities there was a 50/50 chance of getting groped or fondled on every night out if I didn't cover up.
Anyway, the date went well and we had a few pints and the band gave a shoutout or two at us from the stage. After the pub we ended up back at a house party and the band was there too, we had a few more drinks among mutual friends and by about 2am it was time to go home. I invited my date to share a cab home, and of course we started fooling around in the back of the taxi and both ended up getting out at my place.
I was looking forward to getting fucked, it had been a long dry spell for me and some cock was exactly what I needed in my current state but when I got him in the door and started teashing him, and then reached inside his pants I stopped in my tracks because his cock was thick like a beer can. He was smirking when he saw the surprised look on my face.
We ended up on the couch and I was sitting next to him, I had his cock out and was stroking him slowly. My layers had come off and I was in a tank top with a too-small black bra underneath and some jeans that were stuck to me. I don't think he lost eye contact with my tits for the entire time we were on the couch and I was secretly hoping he would cum in my hand because there was no way this cock was going to fit inside me.
He was getting close and was starting to squirm, and I said ''I'll stop if you tell me to stop'', he didn't because he was loving it but then it dawned on me that if he came he'd probably just pass out ... so I got up and lead him to the bedroom by the cock. I took my pants off and he got behind me and shoved me down onto the bed in the doggy position, I spun around onto my back and said ''nuh uh uh!'' and spread my legs open.
He didn't get the hint, and got into position to shove that huge cock into me missionary, so I shut my legs and said ''nuh uh uh!'' again. A few seconds later when I opened my legs again it dawned on him and he knelt down next to the bed, I gently grabbed the back of his head and pulled his face slowly into my pussy and said ''now you're getting it''
Maybe it was the dry spell, or just that I was so horny but I loved every second of it. I had him so worked up he was eating my pussy like a man on a mission and it didn't take me long to cum. I grabbed the back of his head with both my hands to make sure he stayed right there as I came on his tongue.
I collapsed back onto the bed breathing heavily and enjoying the moment when I felt my poor pussy stinging, because something huge was being shoved into it. This wasn't part of my plan, I had wanted to have my orgasm, then jerk him off without getting penetrated by this monster but as I lay there in my post-orgasm bliss, he obviously very horny had stuffed himself into me.
I was saying ''owww owww' as he was doing this but I don't think he was listening and after about 15 seconds he was actually balls deep inside me and my pussy felt like it was on fire. This was a lot less pleasant than the pornos would have you believe, because this guy was probably twice the girth of any penis I'd ever had in me before and it was only because I had just cum and was super wet that he could get into me at all.
I lay there like a scarecrow, immobile with my eyes wide open afraid to move as this guy pounded me with that monster. He had his face buried in my cleavage because I was still wearing my bra and he was making completely unintelligable sounds. Luckily for me I had him wound up enough that he only lasted about 60 seconds inside me and when he came he shoved my legs apart to get in deeper, and then got in so deep I could feel him punch my innards as he started grunting. Again, this is painful in real life!
He pulled out and my pussy was stinging hard as the pressure was released, he took a look at me lying there on my back with cum leaking out of me and then just threw himself onto the bed and passed out before I had even changed position.
I got up and cleaned myself in the bathroom, I was sore, my hips hurt and I was tired so I got into comfy pyjamas and passed out in the bed next to him.
The next morning I woke up to the sound of coughing. He had stuck his face in my cleavage in the middle of the night and his air supply had been cut off in my boobs and he woke up gasping for breath. I got up and went to the bathroom and drank some water and came back to bed, he did the same and then I felt his cock poking my ass as he was spooning me 20 minutes later, but my pussy was all beat up and there was no way I'd be taking this cock, or ANY cock for at least a week after last night's antics.
I sat up and took off my bra, this was the first time he had seen me fully naked because my bra was on the entire night, he spent about 10 minutes just touching, poking and kissing my boobs without saying a word. I began stroking his cock and it dawned on me now that I couldn't even get my hand fully around it, it was so big.
He made some moves to get on top of me again but I shoved him back down onto the bed. I decided to just make him cum then throw him out so I could go back to sleep. I told him lie on his back, then while lying next to him I lifted my boobs up and brought them down onto his face. His whole face was in my underboob and I told him to stay there while I jacked him off.
Now I pride myself on being very good at handjobs but I really wasn't putting much effort into this hungover fumble, but he really loved being smothered by boobs and he popped quickly. I pulled his foreskin all the way back as he came and he shot about a foot into the air which I remember thinking was really cool at the time (I really wasn't horny, I was just sore, tired and hungover but wanted to get that load out so I could go back to sleep).
I wiped him down with a wet wipe and told him he had to go because I had something I had to go to which I completely made up. I gave him a kiss as he left and he looked at me like a puppy dog, then I closed that door and turned off my phone and passed out for another 5 hours.
I had to come clean with him later that week when he kept texting me and told him he was too big for me and there was no way I could take that thing a few times a week without ending up in a wheelchair.
I never saw him again
Today's post was supposed to be a groping video but Onlyfans flagged all of my videos with a pair of male hands in them ... so I'm working on getting that sorted
So this story is over a few years, but I will start with the first night involved. The main people involved in this story are myself (Sam), another big busty girl also called Sam who I have been friends with for years and a lesbian called Aoife (back when this first happened, she was not 'out' but everyone around her kinda knew anyway)
So at the time we were all about 22-26 years old, and we were on a night out. There was about 8 of us and I can't even remember the reason for us all being out that night ... could have been a birthday, or just a normal Saturday when we all ended up in the pub but there was a bunch of us out and we were getting pretty rowdy as countrygirls do.
I can't remember exactly how the whole thing started, but it went something like this ... Aoife was sitting on a stool next to our table and I was sitting on the inside, the other Sam was sitting on the opposite side of the table. She was returning from the bar and was going back to her seat, I was squeezing my way out to make my way somewhere and on my way past Aoife I hit her in the face with my boobs. The other Sam started laughing then shouted ''SAMSANDWICH!'' and shoved her boobs into the back of Aoife's head. I burst out laughing and shoved my boobs into the Aoife's face and everyone had a laugh while we squished her in there for about 30 seconds, then went back to what we were doing.
This ended up getting such a laugh from everyone that we ended up doing it every time we passed Aoife to go to the bathroom or the bar. One of us would be passing and some drunkard would yell ''SAMSANDWICH'' and the other would get up and we'd squish Aoife between us. She was loving it and she would laugh the whole time while getting smothered and we all knew, or at least had our suspicions that she was a lesbian but there was nothing really sexual about this ... we were just being a bunch of rowdy girls on a night out.
As the night went on we ended up getting a minibus into the local ''big'' town so we could go to the nightclub there. The trip in was about 20 minutes and there was a lot of rowdy drinking and boob smothering going on and in retrospect I'm surprised the bus driver didn't drive us into a ditch or a river from watching us smother this girl in our cleavage in his mirror. The more we did it the more laughs we got and the more Aoife was enjoying the whole thing, pretending to be the poor victim short of breath ... crying out to ''call an ambulance'' as Sam and I squished her.
We got into the bigger town and into the nightclub, it was jam-packed but we got a standing table near the dancefloor and started on our rounds. The table next to us was a bunch of 18 or 19 year old boys who looked kinda nervous and shy. They were having the chats between themselves but they couldn't hide that they were eyeballing us a lot. Now remember we were all in our mid 20s and much older and mature than them, so naturally we took this opportunity to act like a bunch of total sluts and tease them as much as we could for a bit of fun.
So the Samsandwich started up again and we started squashing Aoife between us in front of these boys in the most outrageous ways we could think of, pulling our tops down so we both had huge cleavage and then Sam and I would hug each other while Aoife drowned in our tits in between us. Honestly we'd probably be kicked out of a nightclub for acting like that these days but back in 2004 or 2005 you could get away with a lot more.
Now here is the sad part of the story, nothing sexy happened that night. We all got super boozed and got a minibus back to our town and staggered home and passed out in our beds. The teenage lads who were gawking at us smother Aoife never actually came near us, and probably went home alone and jerked off the next day remembering what they had seen. Aoife never mentioned it again for many years and it was rare that she, I, and Sam would be out on the same night afterwards.
It wasn't until over a decade later in 2017 that Aoife and I went to an event with a mutual friend where I learned the truth. Aoife had 'come out' by this stage and was with her long time girlfriend, but she had a lot to drink that night and caught me alone in a changing room in this huge hotel we were at.
She asked me if I remembered the Samsandwich and I burst out laughing, said I did. She said that it was the happiest day of her life and basically her entire adult sex life had been fuelled by that night. That she had ended up with a smothering fetish and a big boob fetish because of it, that she had spent the last decade or so changing girlfriend every 6 months in the hopes that she would find one who could smother her like me ... she said that basically every time she had masturbated since, she closed her eyes and pictured herself being squished by us.
I had no idea that any of this was coming, but she looked dead serious despite how wasted we both were. I asked her if she was serious and she said yeah she was. There was an awkward moment and I didn't want it to get too awkward so I gave her a big hug and told her I never knew any of this. She basically melted into me like she was made of jelly or something and we stayed like that for about 30 seconds until I gently reminded her that we should head back to our table, and that her gf and my bf would be wondering where we were ...
She took the hint and we walked back together holding hands without saying much more. Nothing happened that night, I went back to my date and she went back to her gf and she never mentioned it to me again ... either because she doesn't remember or wants to pretend she doesn't remember.
We don't see each other often anymore and especially now that we're both in our mid 30s we don't get like this around each other anymore but I often wonder if what she said was true and I basically moulded her into a super-lesbian in one night by squishing her for hours with the other Sam.
I sometimes wonder if she still thinks of me when she masturbates or when she is with her gf, and in the last few months I often think what she would think or do if she found out I had an Onlyfans where I'm constanly posting nudes ...
Anyway, that's it for this week's DSF! Next week I will tell you about the biggest cock I ever encountered.
I thought it might be funny to post a few pictures with my splitting maul since someone asked if I was strong. Every summer I gotta chop my share of wood down to size for the coming winter with this maul ... like a good countrygirl.
Some oily and bouncy video was requested by a fan so here you go. Also I just realised my stupid camera has options for 60fps, 120fps and 240fps so I gotta go do some experiments now!
A load of clothes I ordered before Christmas arrived today, including this bra with a hole underneath for sliding things in there, some very tight dresses, a few strappy things and other lingerie. I'm gonna have a busy few days with this stuff!
Dirty Story Friday 2!
So the background to this one, I had just starting going out with a guy back in 2012 and it was getting serious, so we were summoned to my parents house for Sunday dinner, this would only have been the second time they would have met him
We had been going out for about a month now and there was a lot of new relationship fooling around ... I had to go on the pill almost immediately because I was probably getting filled up twice a day and this guy never wanted to pull out or wear condoms.
I was only able to find one picture of the skirt I was wearing that day, it's an old pic and not the best quality and I was wearing some kind of light coloured top with it (not this white tank top). The skirt was loose and very comfy, and for some fun I decided to wear some crotchless shapewear underneath.
Shapewear is like yoga-shorts that are elastic that give your hips and waist better shape so you look curvy, you can get crotchless versions of it if you're in a formal dress that is hard to take off (like a wedding dress), so that you can go to the bathroom without getting undressed.
So on this Sunday we arrived out to where my parents live, it's a very small Irish village in the middle of nowhere, just 1 street, 1 shop and 2 pubs kind of deal. We spent the afternoon meeting and talking and having dinner and after we had all relaxed I asked my guy if he wanted me to show him the village, so we went for a walk ...
There really was nothing in the village except for a community hall and a GAA stadium. These stadiums are used for local matches of hurling and Gaelic football and are pretty small, so I took him up into the empty stadium and showed him around ... the place was a ghost town on a Sunday afternoon. I sat down on one of the large concrete steps next to the stairs and he sat down on the step below me as we were chatting.
I had pulled my skirt up a little to scratch my leg, and he started cracking jokes about how I was an awful harlot for showing my ankle in public so I pulled up my skirt to show him my crotchless shapewear and my pussy, and I started to make some smart reply ... I got about 4 words into my reply by the time he had shuffled forward and gone up my skirt and was licking me.
I told him to quit it because there was two blind sides to each side of the stand we were in and anyone could come around and catch us so I grabbed his head, but he grabbed my legs and kept licking me ... it felt really amazing so I kinda just sat there in limbo while he was on the concrete step below me, inside my skirt eating my pussy.
After about a minute of this I was so turned on I just stopped resisting and pulled my skirt down over him, I leaned my body back and shoved my hips forward and spread my legs so my skirt made kind of a tent over him. He kept licking my clit in a slow and steady rythm and never changed pace (I found out later this was because if he did it too fast he'd hit his chin off the concrete step I was sitting on).
I don't know how long it took me to cum but it wasn't long, because the risk of getting caught turned me on so much, I wasn't able to muffle it and moaned loudly as I came which echod across the empty stadium. As soon as my orgasm started to end I shoved him out from under me afraid of getting caught at the last second and caught my breath.
I leaned down and grabbed the hem of my skirt and wiped his face dry, then grabbed him by the hand and dragged him down the steps and onto the path back to the main road. About 30 seconds away was an old guy walking his dog who was about to do the rounds of the stadium so I tried to hide my blushed face and we walked back to the road, I said hi as I passed the old guy and we started walking back to the house. ''close one'' my fella said when we got out of ear shot of the old man.
I said before we went into the house that I couldn't look after him now, and that he'd have to hold his blueballs until we got home, I could tell he was super horny because he kept grabbing my hips and smelling my hair as we walked back but there wasn't any place for a quicky.
We made our excuses about an hour later and started heading home, I was driving on the trip home because my guy had had a few beers with his dinner and all the way home I was rubbing his crotch through his jeans and teasing him as he sat in the passenger seat. I would unzip him and rub his dick inside his boxers, then zip him back up and give his crotch a little slap and tell him to stop distracting me from driving ... it was driving him crazy and I thought it was funny
When we got home he took me on the carpeted floor at the base of the stairs, just inside the front door ... right next to a tall mirror. It didn't take long at all, he had hoisted up my skirt and gone in through my crotchless shapewear and he sounded like a caveman as he went at it hard, I could feel my whole body shake with each pump and it was clear he wasn't holding back in any way at all ... and then he started grunting about 2 minutes later as I felt him twitch inside me.
Afterwards there was total silence for about 20 seconds as he was breathing heavily and going flaccid still inside me. Then I heard faintly through the letterbox which looked out on the street outside a ... ''what the fuck's going on in there?'' from someone passing by. I burst out laughing and so did he, then he fell out of me and a mess fell out of me which of course I had to clean up later with carpet shampoo in case every guest to the house be greeted by a massive cumstain at the bottom of the stairs when they walked in.
I didn't get pregnant this time ... but I learned a valuable lesson about teasing a guy for hours and how it leads to sore hips and carpet-knee.
Anyway, that is it for this Friday's dirty-story-friday ... next week I have a story about a lesbian who I gave a lifelong fetish to by accident.
I got this accessory kit for my GoPro that lets you attach the camera to anything, including a strap for around your chest ... so this is the first person experience!
I was thinking maybe I'll stick the harness to my own chest and squash the camera in my boobs in a mirror?
Hey guys I never got to post today, I was super busy doing some reorganisation and editing a few vids. Here's what's coming tomorrow ... then on Friday there's my second dirty story friday.
I also got some fishnet stockings and a garter belt in the post today, and a bigger haul of naughty clothes arriving soon
Hey all!, I've been up late tonight writing dirty story friday *2, it's a true story of a visit to an empty stadium in 2012 that resulted in a lot of tension being released! (didn't get pregnant this time though)
Hey guys (and there's at least 1 gal out there too!), today is my first DSF (dirty story friday) and this is one I've told a few times over the years. This happened back in 2013 or 2014.
So here we go! I was going to a wedding and I didn't have anything to wear so I went looking around a few second-hand stores and charity shops to see if I could get a bargain. I ended up finding this really nice blue dress which was very comfortable and had a great shape to it but I couldn't get a bra on while wearing it because it was just so tight around the bust (like most of my clothes) so after trying it on a few times I decided I would get it modified a bit to hide the boobs, and then go braless to the wedding.
You can see in the 2nd pic this is the dress without the pink strap around the bust to hide my girls, I couldn't wear it to the wedding like this because I was just pouring out of it.
I had it altered to include a pink strip across the cleavage to give me some kind of modesty while at the wedding and you can see this in the 3rd pic along with a rare bigfoot sighting.
Now the trouble began when I was in my parents house getting ready on the day of the wedding, the zip at the back of the dress broke from the pressure of the boobs and I called my mother to help me. I can't wear clothes my mother or sister wear for obvious reasons ... they ''normal'' boobs, so she offered to sew me into the dress at the back and then cut me out of it after the night out. And so she did sew me into it.
As we were getting ready to leave I stretched out a bit and the dress seemed fine, and so my myself and my mother and bf went to leave. In the hallway I stopped for a second to check my hair and raised my arms to just shuffle my hair and I took a deep breath.
The entire top half of the dress exploded forward and landed mostly down at my belly, I was looking in the mirror at the time and I just saw my boobs bounce around as the pressure was released and I was basically topless in front of my mom and bf. He started laughing and my mom was invoking the name of every Catholic saint she could think of so that they may avert their eyes from the indecency happening at that moment.
She ushered me back into the bedroom to stitch me back up, but not before clearing the route of my father who was told to ''feck off back into the sitting room for a minute'', she stitched me up good and proper for a good 25 minutes to make sure that wouldn't happen again and we were good to go.
We went to the wedding and had a few drinks and we relaxed a bit after all the hassle of the day, but my bf kept rubbing me when people weren't looking as kept talking about the explosion as he called it and how hot it was. I told him I wanted to change into comfy shoes and asked him go get my sandles from the car and wait for me in the disabled bathroom with them. I went along 5 minutes later and changed into the shoes and he was all over me in a minute. He kept talking about how hot it was seeing my tits bounce around like that and how good I looked in the dress and that he wanted to fill me up
I didn't want to get caught fucking in the disabled bathroom of my local hotel, in my local town at my friend's wedding so I locked the door and dropped his trousers and told him he had 3 minutes to cum. I sat down on the seat and pointed his dick down at my cleavage and gave him the long slow strokes he likes while I held his balls in my other hand and gave them a little squeeze every now and then to remind him we were on a timer.
I knew it was time when I felt him get harder and swell up in my hand, when I reckoned he was past the point of no return I pulled him all the way back so there'd be no dribble, I really REALLY didn't want him getting any cum on my dress since we were here for another 4-5 hours at least. I pulled him over my cleavage and pointed him right at the top near my neck and he shot and twitched for a bit and then relaxed. I could feel the warmth of the cum moving down my bosom so I grabbed a wad of tissue paper and shoved it down my cleavage to soak up the load and save my dress ... then I did something I wouldn't normally do, I put his cock in my mouth so that no cum would drip on my dress or on his good trousers.
I sat there for about a minute rubbing his hip as his cock went flaccid in my mouth and I was sure there was no more cum about to drip
He pulled up his pants and I gave him the shoes I just took off and told him take them back to the car, he sauntered out with a big happy head on him and some old lady gave him a disapproving look as he was walking through the bar. A minute later I went back to my table and got myself a pint
The next morning at around 11am I woke up in the hotel room with the sun streaming in through the blinds ... with my legs in the air being pounded. I came within about 2 minutes and he came in me about 30 seconds later. As it would turn out this morning-after hangover sex got me pregnant and 10 months later (yes it's actually 10 months, because they count from your last period not the moment of conception) I gave birth to a girl.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this first Dirty Story Friday! It took me way longer to write than I thought it would
I'm slacking today! I was so busy making content and putting it on the PC and backing it up I forgot to post something, so have a wardrobe malfunction moment from 30 minutes ago
I meant to post this today but a busy real life took over. I'll be posting this video as soon as I can (it's 7'' and it vanishes in there like everything else!)
Hey guys, thank you for answering my poll yesterday!
So a lot of people were asking me in DMs about all the stupid things that happened me in my life because of my boobs and I found that I was repeating myself in DMs a lot telling people about bursting out of a dress, or events where girls started groping me or embarrasing stories when I was lactating ...
I was thinking about dedicating every Friday from now on to basically telling a story, either about my boobs causing ''issues'' or about some dirty story I have from my past that you might be interested in hearing ... I've christened this the DSF! (dirty story Friday)
From my time this week thinking about this and writing them down on my phone I have about 12 stories I can tell that I was able to think of off the top of my head, from the biggest dick I've ever seen, to the dress on me bursting off, to being milked unexpectedly on a Saturday morning when I was leaking.
So make your choice :)
It's 5 to midnight in Ireland, so Happy New Year Everyone! I hope 2022 is way better for all of us!. And thank you all for coming on this journey with me :)
