HELLO DARLING!!! 🩵 I am alive!!! I am well! I am so sorry for my quietness and delay in sending out goodies: I’ve been traveling and the internet has been COMPLETELY inconsistent, especially annoying since I’ve been trying to correct a few uploading errors! But I am alive and finally have some consistent WiFi so HERE WE GO!!! NOW goodies are coming out 🤣🩷 just in time for the Fourth of July, Americaaaaaa woo! 🤣 🦅
UPLOADING ISSUES!!! argh!!! Sorry sweet pea, my transferring from phone to site is causing the color scheme to be all whack and yellow-y. Can’t have that! My eyes are blue, not dishwasher! 🤣😩 don’t you worry though, I’m getting it all fixed up and you’ll have it ASAP!!! and I’ll even give you a little discount for being so patient with me *smooooch* ❤️🩹 I also have new fun toys to show you, new camera angles, plus FREE timeline videos and a FREE sexy video for subbies coming your way! 😊✨ As well as messages of course, now that my lungs aren’t shriveling up like a bagpipe hit by a semi!
Mommy’s here…😋🩷 hee!!! I have a rather unusual PPV (for me, at least!!) coming out tonight!!! A MommyDom Roleplay with tons of BREAST WORSHIP!!! Haha! 💕😚
And I FINALLY am feeling better, thank fuck!!! 😌 It took me a FULL WEEK to recover!! But I have such a loaded week planned for you, including PPVs and FREE LOOOOONG VIDEOS on the timeline!!! 😍😽
SWIPE for an embarrassing video! I just woke up, and I’m obviously malfunctioning: can’t talk, hair all over the place, making a weird “HYEUGH” noise out of nowhere, goodness me 🤣😭 I need some juice! 🧃EDIT: as you can tell, my face is a bit puffy from….well, sleeping on my face and also being sick 😭🤧 dammit! lol
My Covid is gradually getting better, sneeffle sniffle cough! 🤧💖 as I recover, I’ve got a CAKE TO SIT ON FINALLY!!! 🧁🥳 How are you doing today? I hope your day is going well, sweetheart!!! 💕
Okay okay, I know the kitty pics are old, but here is a whole photo dump for you! 🤣💚💖😽 I’ve been obsessively watching videos (while sick with Covid) of people recreating video game dances! 🕺🤣 what video game character should I cosplay? 🤔 I think Zelda is a necessity!
I’ve been having WAY too much with slo-mo! 🤣💕 but I definitely think my curves and chubby bits look amazing, you can see every single bounce! Hehe 💖🤤 what do you think?
Also! Yayyyyy I actually DO have Covid, so that’s terrific! So I’m going to be puttering in my garden and sitting on cake c: 🧁🩵
Meow! >^..^< 💕✨😁 isn’t this top so cute!? Do you like kitty cats? (If you do! Check your inbox 🩷)
What would be the ideal pet for you? I wish I could hold a pigeon, I love teeny little birds! I love animals in general, it’s hard for me to go to a petting zoo without wanting to stuff several critters in my trunk. 🚗
That might classify as more than a nip slip…🧡✨😁 look at my adorable little kitty set!!! Isn’t it so cute?? 😍 I just sent out a little Roleplay with me in it, as your personal and obedient cat girl…who may or may not need to get spanked a bit 🙈🩷
I need some heels!!! Curse my little sensitive feet, because how else am I going to do a sex therapist video without proper heels? 🤔😏❤️
speaking of which!!! If I did a SEX THERAPIST Roleplay (some may or not be solo or b/g or maybe even g/g), what are some issues you’d like to see us discuss together? NO SHAME, this is where you can discuss your internal fantasies! 💓
I look sleepy 😴🤣 because I am! I also may or may not have Covid, so I’m waiting to figure that out! Yay 🥲 I was supposed to give out popcorn to friends this weekend but noooo, I have to tuck up at home! Well, the wonderful thing is, I have a new VIBRATOR to show you!!! 😁💕 so either way, I’ll have fun! Hehe
Shall I offer you a couple of melons on this fine, OFFICIALLY SUMMER’S DAY? 🍉💚❤️✨🥰 bwahaha!! Happy first day of summer, my love!!! 😍 do you have any fun summer plans?? I want to visit the beach, I want to visit the mountains (and stock up on pottery) and do a bunch of outdoorsy activities with my friends, like horseback riding (which I’ve done a whole bunch of!) and kayaking (which I’ve NEVER done)!
I ALSO am going to work on my little makeshift garden on my patio! I’m so excited for this c: 💖 let’s see what can sprout out of it!! 🌱
Just some post-shower giggles and chats about my little pirate party! 🏴☠️🫧🤣🩷 and all the games I made up! Including the NOT-scavenger hunt bwahaha! Just a simple little smile fest c:
Shower time!!! Bubble bubble, toil and trouble 🫧💦😚 bwahah! I can’t wait to show you all the little plants I pilfered and grinched away like a thief in the night hehe
Good morning!!!! 😁☀️ I am BACK!!! I’ll film a little video today of me telling you about the huge party I threw this weekend in a few hours, but I wanted to tell you good morning…or good lunchtime! Heheh and that I’ve returned! I’ve got a slightly hoarse throat but I’m here! Ready to send you your TITTY FREEZE PICS, respond to messages, and make your cock ratings!!! Last week got away from me, but dry your eyes 🤣💖 I’m here!! Haha!
I forgot to post these! 🤣✨💛 that first photo is SO EERIE, it’s cool in a weird way!!! lol
god what a crazy week. The MASSIVE party I threw was a great success, I’ll tell you all about in a ramble video while I paint my nails or something later! c: I also need to get that cake to sit on! Hehe I am exhausted and throat is hoarse. Now to take a friend home, get some lunch, and crawl back in bed! 🤣💕
Bwahaha! We both say good morning! 🤣💖 it isn’t a good morning without being stomped on! Bwahahah!
I’m so sorry I’ve been SO busy this week, I have this really complicated game I’ve been tasked with organizing for a HUGE work party with lots of props and puzzles and clues and I’ve been using all of my three brain cells to do it 🤣 SO I’ll definitely make a video telling you all about it!!! 🏴☠️ it’s pirate themed! Insert booty joke here hehe
Why hello hello! 😁✨ one final day of feeling a sick old crusty hollowed out loaf of bread and I’ll be good as new! So to keep you warm on this snuggly, cold night I have a MASTURBATION video for you, dripping with DIRTY TALK about fantasies!! Plus lots and lots of PUSSY PICS!! 💖😚 I really hope you check it out if you really love naughty little things whispered to you, my little sweetheart! Hehe 🥰
Eeeepie! A delicious little masturbation video dropping soon! After my failed thong video from yesterday 😭🤣 bwahaha! How is your day!? I’ve been out running errands all day! I’m exhausted! Making soup c: soup is good. And making some for my sick friends! Aren’t I benevolent? I should get sacrificial offerings for how benevolent I am
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WHY HELLO! Does pink really make the boys wink? I believe so…it is my favorite color, so maybe I’m bias 😏💗 heheh! I have a delicious midnight snack for ya bwahahah! There are some PUSSY PICS in your inbox, waiting for a nibble c: or a lick hehe!!
Day 46: this chill refuses to leave me as it creeps into my bones, closing my airway and causing me to plummet in temperature before boiling alive in my own skin…I’ve already eaten ten of the rats that scurry beneath the floorboards, but I still feel myself wasting away…(translation: I’m still sick with a cold and I’m out of medicine and I ordered DoorDash 😭)
🤧 As I recover from my cold, I have a quick curious question!!! Since I love doing roleplays and I do indeed love all things dark and horrible, I'm so curious!! Which options of these would you prefer? 💚😁
HAPPY 2024!!! 💚💖😚 gosh what a day! I had a massive cooking day to prep for a potluck dinner with all of my friends!
My card at the grocery store declined and I had to awkwardly leave after my bank was unable to help me, I wanted to grab lunch but the place I wanted was backed up all the way into the street! Insane! Got my groceries though and then eventually snagged my delicious little chicken sammich 🤣then I went home and had like 1.5 hours to cook everything I needed!!! I made roasted garlic rosemary potatoes, honey mustard Brussel sprouts, “junk cookies” with various kinds of candy and chocolate and pretzels in it, chocolate fudge cookies (which came out a bit too coffee ish for my liking 😝), and I wanted to make a radicchio salad but I didn’t even realize that radicchio was BITTER! So I chopped it all up and went bleeehhhh as soon as I tasted it so I made a goat cheese and pomegranate salad instead 🤣
I also realized I left my garage door open the entire time I was shopping so I could’ve been BURGLED! And now I have a headache from eating too much food and drink 🤣💗 couldn’t have asked for a better first day of the year! Hehe I’ll show you want cute little Christmas presents I got too!!!! Now to drag myself home and crawl into bed…..oh
But I made a mess cooking 😭 I should clean before bed whine whine lol train my cats to do it for me! Hehe
Bleeeh, I have a cold!!! 🤧 unbelievable!!! On new years!? Surely this can’t be some kind of omen! 😭 hahaha! Just my luck! To keep you company while I recover, I have a fun little masturbation video featuring a HITACHI WAND waiting for you in your inbox 💖✨😚
once I’m feeling better, I’ll have some adorable new years content waiting for you and some amazing customs!!!! 🎇Once December gets the hell out of the way, jeez! 🤣 December: the month where everything happened including my phone dropping on the ground and shattering WAHAHHHHH. Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers 😭💔
EEEE it's Friday!!! ☺️😍 Happy Friday sweetheart!!! Only one more day of family visiting (then I can get back to fun stuff!!!!), but I had to snap a little fresh-morning titty shot! c: hehe I can't walk around my house naked right now, booooooo 👎 but today, I'm going to a science museum, possibly some tinkering in antique stores, and then to see Godzilla in theaters!!! I even have the cutest sweater, I'll show you in a jiffy! It has a dinosaur on it! 🦖 i really wanted to go to a planetarium today, but it's closed wahhh....oh hahaha! Shirt with dinosaur, going to learn about comets and meteors: maybe that is a bad association 🤣
😁💚OH and I found the coolest LIME GREEN CHAIR at the thrift store, I'll show you! Hehe getting my apartment all decked out with funky colors and cool textures, I can't wait to give you a tour! 😚
Hello sweetie! 💗☺️ I'm so sorry for being so had to get a hold of this week! With christmas, traveling for family, and now family coming in, it's a bit crazy!!! But don't worry, I've got cute little ppvs coming out this week!! 😍😁 Are you excited for New years?? Are you making any resolutions?
EDIT: AS I WAS TYPING THIS, I just saw a squirrel outfit scratch his own tummy😭😭💗 Ive never seen that before AWWWW!!!
My bed is soooo comfy this morning 😫 and my body is recharging from all the social interaction over Christmas 🤣 I need to sleep for at least 72 hours! Plus it's raining outside so in my girl math, that means I should stay in bed and snooze.... 😴
Edit: well that was interrupted by an omelette being made for me and a dick down on the bed and spilling milk all over the couch 🤣😵💫
Were you on the NICE List….or the NAUGHTY List this year?? 🤭😉 hah! I have a special little treat for you tonight!!! I have TWO ELF ROLEPLAYS in a sweet little BUNDLE! 💚❤️✨
One where you are sweetly rewarded for being such a good little bean this year 😇 and one where you’re used as a little plaything for being so naughty 😈 …which list are YOU on? 🧐 I’m here to kick ass and take names…and I’m all OUT OF ASS.
