Driving in the city is scary, I break at least 9 traffic rul..
Driving in the city is scary, I break at least 9 traffic rules every time (not on purposeðŸ˜)
2024-03-17 19:12:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Fun fact I puked on this jacket the other day when I was dru..
Fun fact I puked on this jacket the other day when I was drunkk but don't worry, it's been thoroughly cleaned. Thank god it's black
2024-03-16 01:53:56 +0000 UTC View PostLook at my cats she is a model who could ever compare
Look at my cats she is a model who could ever compare
2024-03-14 13:23:58 +0000 UTC View PostNew red dress and my stinky kitty, what do we thinkkkkk
New red dress and my stinky kitty, what do we thinkkkkk
2024-03-13 00:26:52 +0000 UTC View PostThat first picture makes me look so sporty but don't be fool..
That first picture makes me look so sporty but don't be fooled I can't run 50 metres without almost going into cardiac arrest
2024-03-11 17:41:10 +0000 UTC View PostLook at my cutie patootie pookie kitty. Btw yes the fingerna..
Look at my cutie patootie pookie kitty. Btw yes the fingernail on my thumb broke off :,) now my thumb looks like a worm. Would you still love me if I was a worm? That's what he kept asking me at night I said no u look ugly
2024-03-10 13:56:48 +0000 UTC View PostApparently the first thing I always do when coming home drun..
Apparently the first thing I always do when coming home drunkk is taking off my pants
2024-03-09 01:44:16 +0000 UTC View PostNot attending my lectures once again yayy very surprising
Not attending my lectures once again yayy very surprising
2024-03-08 01:15:02 +0000 UTC View PostAt what age did y'all move out I gotta know
At what age did y'all move out I gotta know
2024-03-06 16:07:39 +0000 UTC View PostShe is so round and fluffy if she ever dies imma need to be ..
She is so round and fluffy if she ever dies imma need to be put on sewerslide watch I swear
2024-03-04 23:35:55 +0000 UTC View PostDon't worry I'm not being mistreatedd umm funny story actual..
Don't worry I'm not being mistreatedd umm funny story actually because this is from falling over more than 10 times on Thursday when I was blackout drunkk, I fell into a bush, over a curb, puked into my friends car, ripped my pants (probably from the fight with the bush??) and there's also a gap in my memory that lasts for about 5 hours so who knows what else I did I only know all this because my friend told me so there's probably even worse stuff I did that they didn't tell me 😠rant over hope y'all enjoyed it
2024-03-04 23:31:36 +0000 UTC View PostMy spooky pyjama pants in the background are one of my most ..
My spooky pyjama pants in the background are one of my most prized possession
2024-03-04 23:21:49 +0000 UTC View PostI dreamt that my sister said Spiderman could defeat Magneto ..
I dreamt that my sister said Spiderman could defeat Magneto and I was so annoyed that I woke up angry lol
2024-03-04 23:18:28 +0000 UTC View PostGoing out but my cat is being so cute I don't wanna leave he..
Going out but my cat is being so cute I don't wanna leave her
2024-02-29 19:23:39 +0000 UTC View PostEating struggle meals is what shapes a students existence. D..
Eating struggle meals is what shapes a students existence. Don't let the appearance fool you though, it was delicious!!
2024-02-28 19:22:04 +0000 UTC View PostMost of the time I don't know how I get bruises or scratches..
Most of the time I don't know how I get bruises or scratches suddenly they're just there
2024-02-27 16:16:43 +0000 UTC View PostI've lost the ability to romanticise college life 😔 this shi..
I've lost the ability to romanticise college life 😔 this shit not fun anymore
2024-02-26 12:55:49 +0000 UTC View PostI have a serious addiction to coke zero
I have a serious addiction to coke zero
2024-02-25 15:13:22 +0000 UTC View PostMe and my friend are trying to fix the scratch I made on my ..
Me and my friend are trying to fix the scratch I made on my car wish us luck
2024-02-24 15:42:40 +0000 UTC View PostAte a yogurt yesterday that expired on the 6th of January, f..
Ate a yogurt yesterday that expired on the 6th of January, feel fine. Food poisoning has nothing on me
2024-02-23 12:36:54 +0000 UTC View PostFighting the urge to go home after one lecture. I'll probabl..
Fighting the urge to go home after one lecture. I'll probably lose the fight
2024-02-22 11:01:57 +0000 UTC View PostFound this Gojo cat at the store, had to take a picture
Found this Gojo cat at the store, had to take a picture
2024-02-21 10:56:59 +0000 UTC View PostAlready missed first day of classðŸ˜
Already missed first day of classðŸ˜
2024-02-19 23:49:10 +0000 UTC View PostThere is no way I can get up at 6am. I am the weakest link
There is no way I can get up at 6am. I am the weakest link
2024-02-18 23:30:13 +0000 UTC View PostHaving some family problems and uni is starting again pls pu..
Having some family problems and uni is starting again pls put me out of my misery
2024-02-17 21:43:10 +0000 UTC View PostWhy are there only shitty horror movies on prime video and n..
Why are there only shitty horror movies on prime video and netflix ðŸ˜
2024-02-08 22:50:10 +0000 UTC View PostI tried one of these super big pickles and it was absolutely..
I tried one of these super big pickles and it was absolutely disgusting, I am devastated
2024-02-08 20:07:13 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone know why the error happens? I didn't use to have this..
Anyone know why the error happens? I didn't use to have this problem, and suddenly I gotta fight with OF almost every day. This sucks
2024-02-08 17:53:20 +0000 UTC View PostNothing worse than when your eyes are itchy
Nothing worse than when your eyes are itchy
2024-02-06 17:48:03 +0000 UTC View PostI will forever love mulled wine
I will forever love mulled wine
2024-02-06 14:30:13 +0000 UTC View Post