Why did princess peach gag? Because Mario came down the wron..
Why did princess peach gag? Because Mario came down the wrong pipe! Happy **National Peach Cobbler Day** 🍑
2023-04-14 03:45:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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90% of women like men in pink tshirts. But Ironically, 90% o..
90% of women like men in pink tshirts. But Ironically, 90% of men in pink t-shirts don't like women - Happy **International Day of Pink**
2023-04-13 04:16:36 +0000 UTC View PostI went to the library today and asked where I could find boo..
I went to the library today and asked where I could find books on greases, oils and lubricants. The librarian suggested I try the non-friction section- Happy National Library Workers Day!
2023-04-12 05:19:52 +0000 UTC View PostWinged horses are illegal in most states.... But in Alabama,..
Winged horses are illegal in most states.... But in Alabama, it's totally fine to Pegasis 🤭 Happy National *(step)* Siblings Day 😉
2023-04-11 03:04:31 +0000 UTC View PostI'm trying to give up innuendos for Lent- but its so *Long* ..
I'm trying to give up innuendos for Lent- but its so *Long* and its going to be so *Hard*
2023-04-10 03:22:44 +0000 UTC View Post**Hoppy Easter!** Bunny Buttplug + Rabbit Vibe = one happy b..
**Hoppy Easter!** Bunny Buttplug + Rabbit Vibe = one happy bunny! 💦 Check your DMs for ***Playboy Bunny Creamy Cum*** *(2017)* - *(Missed it? Tip $69 on this post so I can send it to you too!)*
2023-04-09 15:06:09 +0000 UTC View PostHold it firmly in your hand, put it in your mouth, lick it, ..
Hold it firmly in your hand, put it in your mouth, lick it, straighten it, and put it in the hole Man, threading a needle is difficult work.
2023-04-09 05:04:32 +0000 UTC View PostOur whole family is really worried about my ..
Our whole family is really worried about my grandfather’s Viagra addiction. But Grandma is taking it the hardest-
2023-04-09 03:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the three holes in the ground? Well, well..
Did you hear about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well…. Happy Holy Saturday!
2023-04-09 02:19:17 +0000 UTC View PostYou saw that it was National Beaver Day right? Check those D..
You saw that it was National Beaver Day right? Check those DMs to make your Good Friday **Great**
2023-04-08 03:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostHow is it possible for anyone to wear Doc Martens on both fe..
How is it possible for anyone to wear Doc Martens on both feet? isn't that a pairodocs?
2023-04-07 06:35:09 +0000 UTC View PostIt's said that guys with big feet have big dicks, and guys w..
It's said that guys with big feet have big dicks, and guys with big cars have small dicks, Now I understand why so many people are afraid of clowns!
2023-04-07 05:02:22 +0000 UTC View PostTo celebrate Maundy Thursday, Ive decided to release a foot ..
To celebrate Maundy Thursday, Ive decided to release a foot washing bundle! We do a little bit of blasphemy 😉 (Missed it? Tip $61 on this post so I can send it to you too!)
2023-04-06 15:04:04 +0000 UTC View PostThere are some seriously spicy pictures hitting your DMs pre..
There are some seriously spicy pictures hitting your DMs pretty quickly- You do not want to miss these!
2023-04-05 23:19:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a Canadian's favourite vitamin? Eh!
What's a Canadian's favourite vitamin? Eh!
2023-04-05 07:36:08 +0000 UTC View PostI have found that I have been happier since I switched from ..
I have found that I have been happier since I switched from coffee to orange juice. My Dr. explained that it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it’s the vodka.
2023-04-05 05:51:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't snakes like Vitamin C? Because it's an anti-hissta..
Why don't snakes like Vitamin C? Because it's an anti-hisstamine! **Happy National Vitamin C Day!**
2023-04-05 01:32:51 +0000 UTC View PostI went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a screwd..
I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a screwdriver. Turned a few heads.
2023-04-04 03:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostI ended up in a party full of World Health Organisation medi..
I ended up in a party full of World Health Organisation medics. Apparently I'd gone to the wrong Doctor WHO convention.
2023-04-04 02:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostA premature ejaculator went to a dinner party. He didn't kno..
A premature ejaculator went to a dinner party. He didn't know what to wear, so he just came in his pants! **Happy World Party Day!**
2023-04-04 00:35:25 +0000 UTC View PostOops - Literally not a single picture was acceptable to put ..
Oops - Literally not a single picture was acceptable to put on the feed today 🙈 it all went to your DMs! 🥵
2023-04-03 19:06:56 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do your eyes go first? 👀
Where do your eyes go first? 👀
2023-04-02 13:03:38 +0000 UTC View PostWhich animal loves April Fools' Day the most? *A silly goos..
Which animal loves April Fools' Day the most? *A silly goose!* 🤓
2023-04-01 22:16:38 +0000 UTC View PostKnock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little close..
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer, and I'll tell you another April Fools' joke.
2023-04-01 13:52:15 +0000 UTC View PostThis bikini leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination-
This bikini leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination-
2023-03-31 13:02:37 +0000 UTC View PostFishnet Bodysuit anyone? 😈 Just wait until you see your DM's..
Fishnet Bodysuit anyone? 😈 Just wait until you see your DM's 🥵
2023-03-30 13:01:45 +0000 UTC View PostThese titties are *busting* out of this top! 👀
These titties are *busting* out of this top! 👀
2023-03-29 13:01:38 +0000 UTC View PostOh, you're definitely going to want to scroll through to the..
Oh, you're definitely going to want to scroll through to the last one ❤️ *(and then check your DMs for the ones that come next)*
2023-03-28 13:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostDont worry- the unobstructed version is coming to your DMs 💙
Dont worry- the unobstructed version is coming to your DMs 💙
2023-03-27 13:02:18 +0000 UTC View PostToday is My Day! Its Purple Day! No really, look it up! 💜
Today is My Day! Its Purple Day! No really, look it up! 💜
2023-03-26 19:02:52 +0000 UTC View Post