Due to my housing stuff, I had to get a temporary desk + put all my other stuff in storage til I find a new spot. New desk got here today! Cleaning + setting up tonight. Messages all day + getting organized tomorrow.
2023-11-16 23:50:31 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve got a new temporary desk setup being delivered tomorrow! Sorry for the delay on messages. Back to it tomorrow :)
2023-11-16 08:13:33 +0000 UTC View PostJust sent out a racy audio of me 😳 doing a thing 💦 Let me know what you think. I gotta go wash my hands now 🤪
2023-11-16 00:14:39 +0000 UTC View Post
any arrested development fans in the chat? (sorry about all the cat hair)
2023-11-08 05:22:08 +0000 UTC View PostMy life is a fucking hilarious mess. My landlord tried to extort me for $10k because she thought I was a hot bimbo. I AM A HOT BIMBO but I’m not a fucking moron. I’m putting together some content in the interim because I’m fucking TIRED of not being able to execute my vision. I’m tired of excuses and stuff. So just hang tight while I pull this bitch together in the next few days. I might be surrounded by chaos but I’m not gonna let that ruin this amazing opportunity.
2023-11-08 03:46:36 +0000 UTC View PostContent shooting day + I’ll get back to messages first thing tomorrow morning 🥰
2023-11-05 22:05:55 +0000 UTC View PostIf you didn’t get the 5 for $5 foot long deal in your inbox just let me know 🌲🥳 🥪
2023-11-02 03:04:31 +0000 UTC View Post
whoah, my room is SO messy 😰 sorry for exposing you all to this shameful display. I’m off to clean and then it’s back to messages 🥰 hopefully tomorrow’s photo will be a little more… organized.
2023-11-01 22:29:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Graduated from my cPTSD outpatient program today!! Give your good girl some puppy praise 🥰
2023-11-01 00:02:21 +0000 UTC View Post
SO IT’S GONNA BE LIKE THAT HUH I was genuinely laughing so hard my face hurt and I couldn’t breathe. Which is good cuz I can’t fully reach orgasm without holding my breath… or being choked
2023-10-28 18:50:46 +0000 UTC View Post
I really love my booty even though it’s small 😤 this photo is 100% unedited but it’s also a little blurry! I think the stretch marks would be acceptable to kendrick lamar ♥️ i have a degradation fetish so if you’re a LITTLE mean I probably won’t cry. Try it out. See how it feels. I’ll rate on a scale 1-10 and probably jerk off to the best one 🤷🏻♀️ seems like a good reward
2023-10-28 03:10:07 +0000 UTC View Post
POV: I’m doing laundry and the only shorts I have left are these 😫 I have a tiny lil booty for these tiny lil shorts but look how cute!! I’m waiting on a fair use takedown and then we’re good to go for sending new content out 🥰 hopefully EOD, fingers crossed! 4 messages going out with purchasable content!!
2023-10-26 22:09:51 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of Halloween content gets y’all going?
2023-10-24 03:22:51 +0000 UTC View PostI only have one friend on this platform and it’s @serinymph — show her some love today 🥰 She just finished moving & needs a lil sweetness
2023-10-20 20:45:39 +0000 UTC View Postguy who’s been here for 15 days: where’s the content bitch guy who’s been here for 3 months: I’m just sitting here masturbating, minding my own business,
2023-10-19 22:12:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi! I’m just waiting for trolls to die down before sending out content. Way less chance of leakage if we give them a few days to get bored. I was doxxed about two weeks ago and it flared up again because of an event that was announced yesterday. No big deal but the anxiety etc etc so I’m just keeping to myself and answering messages for a bit Here’s a cute one from that lame 4th of July shoot. But I look nice :D I’m keeping a planner now so things should start normalizing. Kinda cool that I’ve kept up the daily posts for a week now!
2023-10-19 20:40:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I did that AI yearbook and NONE OF THESE LOOK LIKE MEEEEEE LMAOOOOO except one where I look like barb from stranger things
2023-10-19 02:32:07 +0000 UTC View Post
These are fun but old. They’re from THREE years ago and I’ve never sent these to anyone! It’s been a long time since I’ve had a partner I felt was worthy of fun silly sexy old selfies from when I owned 64 plants. I still don’t have a partner who’s worthy of these so onlyfans is my partner now. Aren’t these lovely? Other than how insanely messy the background is. Plant Kari was never organized 😩 and that’s why Kari doesn’t have plants anymore. As usual, I will always reward you guys for your loyalty and patience with me. Your money means a lot no matter the amount you’ve spent and I’m just grateful as fuck and trying to show you this is all in good faith.
2023-10-18 15:21:13 +0000 UTC View PostOkay don’t cancel me but I’m still cranking out one more idea but I haven’t gone to sleep yet so I’m sorry to delay this by one more day But I’m almost done filming and I’m covered in so much oil I need a shower I did more work tonight than I have in 60 days LET ME SLEEP and then I’ll be more well rested to edit this content and get it out to you sometime tonight. Thanks for being flexible! I didn’t realize how sexy and fun I felt and I just kept coming up with lots of fun ideas and outfit combos and fetishes. It’s only 4 pieces of content but I’m PROUD and I’m excited to sell them to you at a steep discount for your patience. First video is gonna be $5 no matter how long it is. That’s my minimum content price. :) tonight!! But first oil shower and walk dog and 8 hours of sleep
2023-10-18 15:09:38 +0000 UTC View PostThe hardest thing I’ve ever had to do is make posts on my phone while covered in oil MY LIFE IS HARD AND MY PHONE IS ALIPOWRRY slippery there we go I’ll post an announcement when the tiddy bouncing video goes out with a specific description so you know what you’re buying ♥️ 9AM MT is my target but I wanna get it out there for all my early risers :3
2023-10-18 08:19:51 +0000 UTC View Post
MESSAGES + ADDERALL Happy eclipse day :3
2023-10-15 03:22:04 +0000 UTC View PostGod I’m having so much fun on this website and we haven’t even started
2023-10-14 21:43:22 +0000 UTC View PostPussy from a girl who can’t form sincere bonds during periods of hypersexuality, a symptom of PTSD >>>>>>>>> ✊🏻😔
2023-10-14 21:28:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Taking fry to the park & answering some voice messages all cute like 🥰 He had the silliest bedhead yesterday morning on his face
2023-10-14 20:39:02 +0000 UTC View Post
SAD HORNY PLEASE KILL ME (snapping candid morning pics is so fun and cute NO I LOVE ONLYFANS POSTING 😭😭)
2023-10-14 20:14:13 +0000 UTC View PostHoly fuck, have you ever been ✨sad horny✨? I just woke up and I’m so turned on for NO reason. Like my legs are TINGLY. My heart can’t handle this shit 😭 THINGS ARE ALREADY HARD FOR ME I DONT WANNA GET DICKED DOWN BY SOMEONE I LOVE IT’S TOO COMPLICATED
2023-10-14 20:09:39 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been meaning to farm ideas: I want to create a special tier for anyone who subbed before November. A lot of people have just thanklessly supported me, trusting that I’d be active and attentive sometime soon. I want it to be sorta like how you can’t get certain discord badges. I don’t plan to do any more of these because I think this one should hold real value forever. I’m thinking: 50% discount on all content Special posts viewable only by supporters, if I start doing porn this will absolutely include me like, making a grilled cheese without a shirt on and getting schwasted Private content requests (I won’t be doing these publicly, but this is content that won’t be shared with anyone else) Brainstorm with me when I’m thinking out loud about content concepts & the ability to request public content Is there anything else you all want as rewards? I also think we should charge like $25,000 for someone to join and then all of you get $8 or some silly shit. People shouldn’t be able to buy their way in, but if they drop 25k maybe we should make it a hilarious game. Also accepting hilarious name suggestions. Please don’t do a K alliteration unless it’s absurdly long, I was born in 1988 and KKK adjacent stuff makes me nervous.
2023-10-14 06:23:53 +0000 UTC View PostVoice messages make everything go much faster but pls respond and tell me if you don’t like it or have accessibility stuff. Sometimes voice notes make people nervous instead of turned on lmao
2023-10-14 06:14:33 +0000 UTC View PostI feel a deep goofy connection to Caitlyn from Arcane and Nidalee from League so those are going to be my first two cosplays, for my third I’m gonna do Nami from One Piece but I gotta at least finish the live action first and one season of the anime. Any particular skins? Feel free to throw out any suggestions!!
2023-10-14 06:12:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Took this in a dressing room today holy shit hahah CRYING GIVES YOU ABS
2023-10-13 20:34:10 +0000 UTC View Post