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tucked everyone in at 6:40pm, she’s a monster! In my 20s I ..

tucked everyone in at 6:40pm, she’s a monster!

In my 20s I used to get awful Sunday Scaries. You know about em? Melancholy tied to a weekly calendar I guess is the best way to describe it. Mine felt like a weight on the chest. But not stagnant, it really had a pulse of its own. Pounding out the seconds. Doom doom doom. An emo soundtrack to whatever errand I had coherced my feet into pretending they cared to help tick off a list solely designed to busy body and escape the doom to which they now walked. The weight somehow pulled on the optic nerve and drained the color out of everything too. That was the worst part. The dullness of it all.

Maybe it was lack of routine. Maybe it was because being a girl in your 20s is weird in general. And for me, maybe that decade had an air of structured aimlessness that felt phony as fuck.

Anyway, I could wax poetic for hours and maybe sometime I will (or maybe I have before? Lol 🐟) but I don’t get them Sunday Scaries no mo. Not even a tickle. I noticed a few years ago, they just POOF were gone. Sundays are the TGIF of the parenting ilk and I’m ready to kick back with a glass of red, flash some titties n tuck into some fucking PROGRAMMING, ya know? I get to drop those cuties in bed (xtra early cuz ya know, SKOOL NIGHT) and just bask in the total exhaustion of it all. What a dream.

Not saying if you get Sunday scaries you should have kids, just saying…you could…certainly try it?
…lol. Of course I coulda just gotten a therapist but where’s the yogurt flung across the couch in that! Too boring if you ask me! 😛

Have a good week everybody. Don’t let the scaries get you down if they creeping. Or do. Listen to the new Olivia Rodrigo n cry about some tween shit. Feel the feeeeels.

Ily always 🖤🖤🖤

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status update 🙂👍👍 lol

status update 🙂👍👍 lol

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party in the back 🧱

party in the back 🧱

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can’t decide on a purple emoji

can’t decide on a purple emoji

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hiiiiii back from vacation , what we doin?

hiiiiii back from vacation , what we doin?

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my church redid their bathroom

my church redid their bathroom

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☕️☁️☕️☁️☕️☁️

☕️☁️☕️☁️☕️☁️

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off menu and market price but iykyO 🧑‍🍳 …think The Bear bil..

off menu and market price but iykyO 🧑‍🍳

…think The Bear billboards around LA getting me 🥵🥵🥵

yes chefffff 🐠🐠🐠 lol

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back in LA, what we doin? ☀️☀️☀️

back in LA, what we doin? ☀️☀️☀️

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hi

hi

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wyd

wyd

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hi hi hiiii 🌱🌭 Hope you’re having a lovely long weekend if ..

hi hi hiiii 🌱🌭

Hope you’re having a lovely long weekend if you’re in America etc. or…happy Monday to everyone else?

I’m toasted from beach weekend alone w bbs but still found the energy to…take this out of the box? I drew the line at the Philips head 😂 Such a cliche.

someone pls cum do it for me thxxx. willing to beg. 🐾

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🤐

🤐

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last one up lol 😵

last one up lol 😵

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new pants a lil too horny for the gram hiiii babiessss wyd

new pants a lil too horny for the gram

hiiii babiessss wyd

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i was gonna delete my account but changed my mind…again lo..

i was gonna delete my account but changed my mind…again

lololol

this pic my hoe self giving good girl self 🖕

demon time baybeee

miss you mean it

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anyway sry what were we talking about?

anyway sry what were we talking about?

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you know the pose…. Found out i was pregnant on Sunday!!!! ..

you know the pose….

Found out i was pregnant on Sunday!!!!

(against all probability and despite definitely NOT trying)

Had mixed feelings. Maybe even an initial HARD PASS. But then, idk, once the initial shock wore off I came here and looked at all the fun lil side by side belly photos and posi vibes. Then I looked at my son’s giggly sweet face and how much I love bein a mom n said, well i said…AIGHT FUCK IT LET’S GOOOOOOOO.

!!!!!!!

Yesterday I lost the baby.

The idea of the baby bc it really was just a few cells globbed together that I’d only known about for a couple days. Anyway, nm.

Being a girl is insane.

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me this whole week, sry if I’m a lil slow on DM ily bbs

me this whole week, sry if I’m a lil slow on DM ily bbs

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mrs.claus could never

mrs.claus could never

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big plans tn

big plans tn

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bit my lip eating a festive cupcake at a Xmas party so Xmas ..

bit my lip eating a festive cupcake at a Xmas party so Xmas is canceled again. bakeries are canceled. taking down my Xmas tree. It’s done. It’s over. Returning all the presents. Canceling plane tickets. not overreacting. 100% not going to change my mind on this.

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these are getting outta hand lolol FIVETEEN MINUTES!? i do..

these are getting outta hand lolol FIVETEEN MINUTES!?

i don’t even take my sweatshirt off for 8 mins or mention how I’m not wearing panties the entire time. We’ve gone full wife experience now. FULL WIFE.

Topics covered
- goblin mode
- passport renewal photos
- grinch mode but make it Christmas?
- is anyone having fun?
- ARE YOU HAVING A NICE TIME? 😂

most importantly, IYO how many baked goods can you buy before lying about your “big party later”??? 🫣

❤️❤️❤️

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night before thanksgiving outside ur high school crush’s hou..

night before thanksgiving outside ur high school crush’s house like ayeeee…🫣

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monday vibe 🧽

monday vibe 🧽

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🍂🍃PLANT CARE EPISODE… 6?🍃🍂 hot topics: Plants that look fi..

🍂🍃PLANT CARE EPISODE… 6?🍃🍂

hot topics:

Plants that look fine
ARE NOT FINE
(are kinda fine)
Odd gifts
Time change resolutions ?
Secrets
Saturdays
Sitters
Seventh(?) trimester
…Spirals

The whole thing is a spiral tbh. I’m ur gf.

would get a therapist but they’d probably make me wear pants so here we are

Finished the pull out after the video (pictured). Not bad.

🌱🌱🌱

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Every time I try to clean the house it somehow ends up…dirti..

Every time I try to clean the house it somehow ends up…dirtier? 🤭

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when i see a mall santa… 🎅🏽🥵

when i see a mall santa… 🎅🏽🥵

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K real question..should i join a gym where i can flirt or st..

K real question..should i join a gym where i can flirt or stay in here?

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happy halloweeeeen 🎃 mom’s version of a good time⚡️⚡️⚡️ (Af..

happy halloweeeeen 🎃

mom’s version of a good time⚡️⚡️⚡️
(After i ate half their candy, duh)

show me your costume or…don’t 😇

🧡🧡🧡

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